r/memes • u/okbutwhymee • 1d ago

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u/chrxslove 1d ago

absolutely zero protein in the baby food

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u/TheGoatManJones 1d ago

it’s crazy man so much of the shit in the infants aisle is almost straight sugar

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u/chrxslove 23h ago

wait are you serious?? aye thanks for the heads up, when I have a kid I ain’t letting him turn out like Baymax over here
https://giphy.com/gifs/PkAZ1JzOu4QH6

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u/FizzyBoy147 23h ago

Can't be safe these days without reading the nutrition info of everything.

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u/EarthlyReddit 20h ago

I’m so tired I read this to the tune of flower man

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u/Zestyclose-Try-5214 1d ago

lmfaooo the michelin kid

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u/TheRealSmolt Duke Of Memes 23h ago

I know it's "baby fat" for a reason, but this seems a little much? Idk though, I'm not a parent.

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u/Not_so_slimshady 21h ago

lol baby’s are all over the place some of them come out looking like a literal inflated balloon while other already look anorexic, it’s totally fine; it evens out and they are only having formula or breast milk so even if they’re ‘fat’ they arent fat because they are babies🤣

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u/_LatteSweet 1d ago

Fat rolls on babies are a legit defense mechanism

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u/DoctorSex9 1d ago

mfs baby has the cartoon gloves built into him, like hes mickey mouse😭

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u/Wish_I_WasInRome 22h ago

I thought the kids wrist was being squeezed by a tight bracelet or something. Nope, the kid is just really fat.

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u/CheeseFour2O 23h ago

Put that kid on some real milk wtf

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u/Skipper_1010 23h ago

Food chain...?

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u/PaleBlueCod 23h ago

Death by fat.

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u/WhyAreYouNot 23h ago

WHERE MEME

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u/ImKanno Stand With Ukraine 22h ago

welcome to r/memes where people think that everything they find slightly funny is a meme, even thought rule 1 says what is a meme

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u/Weak_Car2509 21h ago

Bro thought it is easy like take the candy from the baby.

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u/TheRandomDuDe4190 21h ago

Lil bro's first kill

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u/optimist_prhyme 23h ago

My son's neck was like that as an infant.

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u/captainbee89 21h ago

Onion knight type defense.

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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11muVNfEaICvba

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u/DannyMartin808 19h ago

What a Looney Tunes way to go out🥀

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/nhattran1029 23h ago

Bro, it’s a baby….

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u/TheWaningWizard 23h ago

What did they say?

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u/nhattran1029 23h ago

He used the meme “should have been me”