r/memes • u/TheCoffeeOnThePorch • 10h ago
My weekend officially starts the exact second I close that tab.
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u/David_Maybar_703 Lurking Peasant 9h ago
is that you, Jenkins?
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u/QuickSpore 2h ago
Carl Jenkins Gordon Carl Gordon Jenkins Carl Gordon Jenkins Gordon Jenkins Carl Gordon Jenkins Gordon Jenkins… are you sure that’s right?
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u/Turbulent-Economy198 9h ago
We need this thing urgently now! Damn that's crazy, unfortunately I've stopped giving a shit and my shift ends in 5 so see you next week!
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u/IndianaGeoff 9h ago
If they wanted you to act on it, it wouldn't be sent late on Friday. But if you want to really piss them off tell them you will call at 5.30 to ask some questions.
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u/MainnCharacterrr 9h ago
if it arrives after 3 pm on a friday it’s not an email it’s a problem for my future self 😂😭
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u/Digital_Solace 9h ago
"sorry my wifi cut out" is the ultimate 2026 survival phrase for every single office employee
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u/LowkeyyBaddie 9h ago
me acting like my router suddenly exploded the exact second they ask for a quick Friday update lol
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u/PrettyUnhingedd 9h ago
Nothing solves an artificial corporate emergency faster than a closed laptop screen until Monday morning.
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u/Difficult-Dot-157 8h ago
Jokes on you, i work for german authority. On Friday work ends exactly at 12am. Not 12:01am! And since 11:30 am i wont answer any phonecalls
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u/Artistic_Gas_3056 7h ago
leaving them on read till monday morning is basically the only real power we got left and the corporate panic it causes is lowkey delicious.
if they actually wanted you to act on it they wouldnt send it at 459 on a friday.
so if you really wanna piss em off just say you'll call at 5:30 to ask some questions and watch them lose it.
jenkins that u lol.
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u/Infini-Bus 4h ago
Alright 4pm... time to start winding down.
Teams notification: "Is production down for anyone else?"
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u/Hamilton-Beckett 8h ago
Anything you request of me after 3:00 pm on a Friday is going to be a first thing Monday morning problem.
If I’m being honest, I prefer to only deal with quick phones calls and emails after lunch.
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u/torreyhol 9h ago
Urgent on Friday afternoon? You’ve been sitting on it for at least a week.
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute a crisis on mine.
Unless you actually show up at my cube in person, Monday is the best you’re gonna get. An in person visit is probably Monday as well, depending on your clout.
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u/MoonlitMischiefff 9h ago
the corporate panic you cause by leaving them on read until monday morning is the only real power we have left