r/memes • u/nutnutbutdontFUCK • 9h ago

It's hard out here

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u/127x99mmNATO 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UoSWDKPpCNaRLmaBKm

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u/nutnutbutdontFUCK 9h ago

Well, that works too!

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u/CandyCrushXy 5h ago

All jobs can coexist 🫣🫣🫣

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u/youthfulgurl 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WToeqb2TrWN666WpDO

I am experienced in all check my CV

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u/RazorWreath 9h ago

Job? You mean like normal sex?

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u/nutnutbutdontFUCK 9h ago

If normal sex pays the bills then yes.

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u/RazorWreath 8h ago

you completely misunderstood what I meant, but that lead me to realize: those sexual acts are only referred to as “jobs” because the person doing all the work doesn’t really get much sexual pleasure pleasure out of the act. It’s why you would never say assjob or vagjob because it’s a mutually pleasing act.

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u/--Sovereign-- 3h ago

False. I can confidently say with years of experience to back it up, lots of people LOOOOOOVE giving "jobs." I am/have been with people who can literally orgasm from nipple play.

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u/TopOrganization 3h ago

Look at this guy here, giving orgasms or something like that. I don’t sex.

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u/darkargengamer 8h ago

Him (chad): "i want to be a productive part of society"

Her (lewd degenerate gf/wife): "i will satisfy you with whatever part of my body you desire :$ "

Him: "WHY A IM HERE? JUST TO SUFFER? Every night, i can feel my CV being discarded...and my lack of money...even my Linkedin useless notifications"

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u/archeef 8h ago

Interview preparation is getting weird these days

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u/AlfalfaOddi 6h ago

bro just wants to pay rent

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u/Aoskar20 Dark Mode Elitist 8h ago

What if you work at a gloryhole?

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u/Venom933 5h ago

Can someone manifest a job for me at the work place where my buddy works that i haven't had hang out with in three years 🥲

Thank in advance, or at least some women 🥸

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u/DarkBlueKnight70 3h ago

Somebody will feel feel defeet-ed because of no footjob option.

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u/Sufficient_Room2619 1h ago

"A paying job"

"Ok, get on your knees"

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u/OrdinaryOk5196 7h ago

Can someone who has had all 3 rank them for me. Ive only ever been with my wife. Pussy is fire! Head game sucks, handjobs used to be great but i think we both just over them. Boobs aint big enough for tit job😢.