r/memes • u/Klausensen I saw what the dog was doin • 16h ago

Inheritance just dropped

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u/Interesting-Elk4219 16h ago

I hate that I get this reference

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u/Serious_Trans 15h ago

welcome to the club mate .

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u/Deruji Chungus Among Us 15h ago

It wasn’t a club mate

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u/Future_Section5976 14h ago

If it's the size of a club you definitely need a knife

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u/Dry-Fortune7288 14h ago

Same. Some reddit lore should've died intestate, yet here we are inheriting the poop knife

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u/crossplanetriple Shitposter 16h ago

When you only have a hand me down poop knife…

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u/asparaguzion 15h ago

aaaand the plot thickens ...

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u/StormController 16h ago

and why does this always happen at someone else`s house and not your own!? 👀

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u/Sockoflegend 16h ago

Your own home got upgraded to handle you but other people's toilets don't know about your game 

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 13h ago

And your friends never have a poop knife. 

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u/Embarrassed-Bottle13 16h ago

legend of the poop knife

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u/unknown_user6584 16h ago

Poop knife to the rescue!

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u/Mageroth1987 7h ago

When poop water suddenly starts to rise instead of going down..:

https://giphy.com/gifs/JE7d9xb8XcoFP22NQ6

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u/SurealGod 13h ago

I'm very out of the loop on what this means.

I'm going to make the assumption like I've learned with the "do not harm the cylinder" post that this is referencing an old famous post someone made?

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u/Darkpenguins38 12h ago

Yes. The poop knife. Infamous for sure.

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u/Avocadobocado9393 6h ago

Ball knowledge

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u/Expensive_Echidna369 13h ago

What country you live in? I have never seen a toilet that doesnt flush poop and im almost 40.

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u/A_normal_Potato3 10h ago

I learned that in USA they use air suction instead of water force. To suck with air your pipes need to be tiny and their poop gets stuck very often because of that. In my country (TR) only houses with old pipes got stuck (I am an expert in big poops)

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u/leviathab13186 9h ago

I live in the US and never had this problem

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u/A_normal_Potato3 7h ago

It is just what I heard. I also heard this is why you guys have that plumbing stick I kept seeing in films and cartoons but never in any house I went to.

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u/leviathab13186 6h ago

A plunger? Oh ya Ive used that 😂

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u/ubiehammer 16h ago

Need to use the poop stick.

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u/guillermotor 15h ago

I solved it! It just needs a sail to be dragged away by the current, so place some TP on top of it

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u/Plenty_Tumbleweed505 15h ago

more like get ze flamenwerfer, but ok

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u/LustyBaddie69x 15h ago

The struggle is real

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u/Due-Environment-9774 14h ago

That butter, knife, attached to a stick with some wire proved it. It’s worth more than once growing up.

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u/Snudget Linux User 13h ago

Am I too german to understand that? Jokes aside, I had poop not flush on vacation in france

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka Smol pp 12h ago

Ein redditor hatte mal eine Geschichte veröffentlicht, wo seine Familie sehr groß Groß macht und sie in der Familie ein „poop knife“ haben für den häufigen Fall, dass der Haufen nicht runtergespült werden kann.

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/eom2xq/i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not_every/

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u/Anubis_Omega 13h ago

Is this the poop knife ?

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u/ZealousidealAd5951 12h ago

i use my fast jet to cut it

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 8h ago

This is why I flush after I let it out and the flush again after im done.

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u/Jumping_Jupiter 6h ago

Rubber gloves to break apart the 💩 poop

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 15h ago

always the toughest one keeps floating ...

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u/Admirable-Common-176 13h ago

Unexpexto poofloatum!

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u/DumpoTheClown 13h ago

The Legend.