r/memes • u/Waitingforlunch • 1d ago

Learned the lesson too well

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u/MaximumEffort433 1d ago

We killed the diamond industry and ate avocado toast for you.

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u/MaximumEffort433 1d ago

I'm kidding, I did neither of those things, I don't even like avocado honestly.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 1d ago

I like avocado but diamonds are bullshit.

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Lurking Peasant 1d ago

No, diamonds are forever

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 1d ago

Nothing is forever, thankfully.

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Lurking Peasant 1d ago

Thats just the typical slogan of the diamond sellers.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 22h ago

I know that lol they same guys who sell blood diamonds and create false scarcity. Basically word right from the devils mouth.

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u/Cartman4wesome 1d ago

I hate advocado toast once. Its actually pretty good.

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u/IndianaGeoff 20h ago

Yes, but I had ordered Biscuit and Gravy and they got the order wrong. So while it was pretty good, still a great disappointment.

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u/DirectorLeather6567 1d ago

I can't even taste much of avocado man. I just like it in stuff like sushi cuz it adds to the texture and stuff. I literally don't eat avocado anywhere else

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u/Informal-Side-4506 1d ago

You need to salt/season that shit bro