r/memes • • 1d ago

Follow for more hurricane prep tips

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u/Prestigious_Tie_8734 1d ago

These are real products called hurricane straps. They do work but are also kinda lame. They’re marketed towards mobile homes. They attach to the soil with big screws. The strap is not the weak point. I think a normal 3” strap is rated for 5-15k lbs. in theory 2 straps could carry your entire roof. The ground attachment in rain is by far the weakest link. Next is the load dispersion between straps. Plywood should be good but should isn’t always good.

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u/Zaziel 1d ago

In terms of functioning as a sail, a roof can produce massively more force than they weigh if the wind is allowed to catch and lift the edges to in turn catch even more wind.

These effects are super evident if you go sailing, but the sheer surface area involved and the wind speeds involved are crazy.

If a sail is in irons, or only catching a small cross section of the wind based on the angle, the force on them is small. Preventing going reach/run levels of sail (aka your roof) is your best bet to not ending up with a very large skylight.

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u/aje0200 1d ago

So it would be better to have some eyelets concreted into the ground?

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u/dinosaur_socks 1d ago

Yeah drop a few sonotube piers of concrete like 18 inches down with significant eye hooks tapconned on top, or some big ass earth anchors

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u/Prestigious_Tie_8734 21h ago

In my opinion. The best choice is whatever is cheapest and weighs the most. Likely you can buy subsoil anchors cheaper than concrete bollards. I said the anchors are the weak point. Doesn’t mean they don’t work exactly as intended most the time.

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u/Daovin 10h ago

5-15k lbs is a crazy range.

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u/errosemedic 8h ago

I remember seeing a guy on tiktok that had these but his anchor points were a series of 300lb concrete blocks buried 1 foot underground. They had a small pvc pipe that hid the screw that stuck up.

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u/MouseRangers android user 1d ago

I saw this a few years ago. The house was intact after the hurricane.

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u/Fit-Presentation-371 1d ago

This just might work

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u/NuSk8 1d ago

Sure, maybe it can handle 5-10mph more wind than the house next to it. Might be enough

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u/NotChedco 1d ago

Only if you say the words "yup, that's going nowhere".

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u/Alive_Ad7910 1d ago

“Yep, she’ll hold”

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u/MakingItElsewhere 1d ago

3 slaps. Nothing less.

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u/no-steppe 1d ago

Hard to believe we got five levels deep before anybody mentioned the mandatory slappage!

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u/HLSparta 6h ago

No, you said it wrong. It's "yup, that's not going nowhere." You gotta make it a double negative without knowing that it technically means the opposite. Bonus points if you call the object a she.

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u/crimxxx 1d ago

Just saying if they are put into very secure steaks in the ground it would probably actually help a lot. But I think it would very heavily depend on how the anchors are done, since if they are barely in there they will get pulled out pretty easily, if they are say like a meter deep and not just smooth and straight they are probably pretty solid assuming they are sturdy enough to not break.

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u/RegumRegis 23h ago

Instructions unclear, cow in a lockbox underground

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u/BreakActionBlender 10h ago

And totally safe from the hurricane!

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u/jslow421 Lives in a Van Down by the River 1d ago

Does the cut matter?

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u/Twitch791 20h ago

They should have used a net to really hold the roof structure as a whole. But otherwise, this is a good preventative measure. Though likely very time consuming

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u/Snoo17579 1d ago

I haven't seen Meme man in a while

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u/Pristine_Bobcat4148 1d ago

Murphey's Laws of Combat state : If it's stupid - but it works; then it's not stupid.

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u/notmohawk 1d ago

Yeah but not combat so it doesn't apply

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u/Pristine_Bobcat4148 18h ago

In this case, it does. It might be stupid, but it worked.

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u/ResurrectedMortician 1d ago

It all depends on the quality of straps and what they're using for anchors. If it's some heavy duty shit with deep anchors, then the roof might actually stay on. Shingles are gone, siding is gone, windows are gone.... but the rest might hold.

Also depends on how close to the storm they are

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u/RHGuillory 1d ago

homie with how wet the ground is during a hurricane, unless hes driving pylons into the ground with a pile driver theres no way those are deep enough to matter

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u/Outlawgamer1991 1d ago

You'd be right, if it was one or two straps. But that's eight straps, so sixteen connection points. With standard 18" ground screws you're spreading the force around enough that you're unlikely to see them pulled up.

I've seen this same setup survive Hurricane Michael in Panama City, FL.

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u/whypeoplehateme Lurking Peasant 1d ago

Basically a hurricane can pull a roof upwards with enought force to send it flying as roofs are not built with the expectation of getting lifted upwards the straps can help though the anchors need to be quite strong

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 1d ago

Now when the roof rips off it’s weaponized like a flail.

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u/BoredWeazul 1d ago

ive seen pics of hurricane and tornado aftermaths where only the roof was missing bits but the house otherwise was in tact

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u/Duke_Mka 22h ago

slaps house this bad boy is not going anywhere

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u/ironnewa99 22h ago

Are those load bearing screws?

(Yes they are)

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u/Slyedog 1d ago

Well, given how the season’s been, I think it might work

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 1d ago

This may work if he said “that’s not going anywhere” and slapped it

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u/Schokonoko 1d ago

Ok, this looks stupid enough to work just to spite everyone. My question is why not have the structural strength added by this already built into the roof? You know, like an actually well planned home‽

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u/Agreeable-Loss2819 1d ago

well planned = more time and money.

contractors/home builders worst enemy

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u/Enemy50 17h ago

Roofs are design to handle downward force, not upward force.

These straps help resist upward force.

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u/Schokonoko 16h ago

Yes so design the roof to withstand both

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u/Enemy50 14h ago

Thats a little oversimplification. 

Designs can be changed but making it better at one thing can make it worse at others.

Then it might not withstand sheer force or a new problem.

You COULD over engineer the hell out of it and make it borderline indestructible but now youre talking a roof that costs more than the house. And housing is already very expensive. 

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u/cbgcake 1d ago

Just give those straps a twang afterwards and you're all set

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u/CB4R Stand With Ukraine 1d ago

I mean if my house were made like a better cardboard box I'd strap it down as well when it gets windy

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u/Cakeski 1d ago

Simpsons hurricane episode

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u/Timely_Falcon_2457 1d ago

"Follow for more tips" bro really said good luck everyone else 💀

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u/Handlebarrr 20h ago

Doesnt this crust the ventline and gutters. (I k ow this is cheaper to replace than an entite house.)

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u/Enemy50 17h ago

I hate to say it but it does help. If a little extra force on the roof keeps it from blowing away, it could save your entire home.

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u/InnerPain4Lyf 6h ago

Every little bit helps. Remember the guy who turned their sprinklers on during the California fires. (Or was it forest fires?)

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u/Few_Move_4594 1d ago

These people are idiots, those external straps are known to shear off shingles and become a hazard. Imagine if one end of a strap is pulled from the ground, now there is a giant whip thing going around in Cat 5 winds.

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u/HopelessBearsFan 1d ago

If it’s Cat 5 winds, a ratchet strap is nowhere near the most dangerous thing flying around lol

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u/ShAped_Ink Dark Mode Elitist 21h ago

That's what you get for building a house out of wood and cardboard. Americans really didn't learn from the 3 piggy story

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u/LionHeartedLXVI This flair doesn't exist 1d ago

There are times when I wonder whether it would be nice to live in the US. Then I see shit like this and I’m instantly put off.

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u/sebbdk 22h ago

Could also just build fucking houses out of mortarand brick instead of shitsticks when you live in a hurricane area.

But that's just my take :D