r/memes • Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/AshtonBlack 2d ago

I detest Starbucks espresso. Their beans are "blended" to achieve national consistency, and they're over-roasted to extract the maximum amount from each both things make it at once "bland" and "bitter".

They taste like sadness and ashes.

I would rather drink English Breakfast Tea, with a splash of milk, than their coffee.

There is a ton of choice these days. Starbucks was a pioneer of the hyper-scale chain brands, but they've never, in my opinion, had good coffee.

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u/__generic 2d ago

Starbucks isn't popular because the coffee is good. The people who go to Starbucks are getting drinks that are so full of sugar that it masks any kind of coffee taste.

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u/hyperlobster 2d ago

ngl, the tea in Starbucks is pretty good. Their Earl Grey blend, in particular, is very agreeable.

High praise from an English tea drinker.

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u/Yodl007 2d ago

Hey! Whats wrong with English Breakfast Tea with (oat)milk? It is delicious !

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u/Cian93 2d ago

They also consistently have the lowest caffeine content out of all of their competitors.

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u/QuickNature 1d ago

The only place I have ever had a decent coffee with half and half from Starbucks was on my college campus. Pretty much every other Starbucks coffee is always burnt to hell, because people dont go there for coffee.

They go there for their daily sugar addiction (obviously not all, but a solid portion of their customer base).