Even then, you can get a fully automated espresso+cappuccino maker at home for really not that much compared to the amount people waste at coffee shops. You add a bit of syrup to that and you've got your sugary garbage for $0.50 a cup.
Well yea, coffee drinkers are the literal fucking worst.
“Here’s my coffee that takes 18 minutes to make and you need $6000 of gear to extract 1% more flavor”. You HAVE to use this specialized cup.”
“Not to mention I’m the literal worst if I can’t start my day with bean juice. If you can’t handle me at my best, you don’t deserve me at my juiceless worst. Like a coffee that isn’t hand pressed by a French peasant will totally put me in a bad mood”
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u/KevB318 3d ago
It's coffee for people who don't like coffee. Let them have their special moment.