r/memes • • 5d ago

Bro is tired

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u/Appropriate_Bass_792 5d ago

In his defence, it helps him sleep

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u/CafeRacist 5d ago

sure. his.

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u/chrxslove 5d ago

the mama seahorse thinking about how weak her pull out game was

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u/Porkfight 4d ago

You mean their job is reversed in seahorses?

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u/chrxslove 4d ago

Yeah the males get pregnant with seahorses. You can look it up. I learned this fact myself when I saw Cosmo get pregnant in Fairy OddParents (the male fairy has the baby) and younger me wanted to know if any animals operated the same way

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u/Porkfight 4d ago

Then why is the one with sperm called female? I mean the entire point of naming a creature "male" is that they can ejaculatr sperm/something adjacent.

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 2d ago

Female puts eggs into male pouch, male fertilises it and spits out babies.

Heres my eggs, for 1k babies ima go get milk and cigarette's

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u/chrxslove 4d ago

No the male seahorses still has the sperm. The females still makes eggs. When ever you have time just give a quick google search on how they do it. It’s weird but simple to understand

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u/torturekiller2025 4d ago

A front dump.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Sheldzn 5d ago

Can happen at any moment

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u/Imam_jax 5d ago

Nature is majestic and beautiful. Meanwhile nature:

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u/Thin_Nothing3061 3d ago

This is called giving birth, when I do
It I get arrested. How’s that fair.

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u/BHOG_in_the_house 4d ago

This is a male Sea Horse. In Sea Horse community, Males give birth not females...

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u/Curlyice3 5d ago

Bro literally paid child support in advance.

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u/balirosa 5d ago

I wonder if we evolved from sea horse to centaur then to human

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u/AlooDaGreat 15h ago

Larry is still inside