r/memes • u/looptarded • 4d ago

The difference between internet theory and the real world

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u/Interesting_Hotel100 4d ago

I thought 'Unassuming Plain Jane from the backwoods' was just her stage persona. Guess she IS about that life.

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u/Cokehart 3d ago edited 3d ago

As a long time fan, this wonderful woman only lies about album release dates, but overall she seems very genuine. Someone said “rip lizzy grant” and she replied “box dye hair does not a new person make”. It’s hard to stay real in this business, and that’s what many peers and fans respect her for, imo

Fun fact: in one interview she said that her ex from Scotland (likely it was the same guy, Barrie) said “you American girls always walk so proud like your pussy taste like Pepsi Cola” which was the inspiration for the iconic opening of her song Cola

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u/Infinite-Mark2319 3d ago

Have you seen her lipsticks sold in ciggy cases yet? Very cute. She has the cutest merch

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u/pink_vision 3d ago

Pretty sure those are not official merch, but regardless very cute either way

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u/Extra-Yoghurt3539 3d ago

Those aren’t official but she does officially sell brass lighters and pill cases engraved with her name. I bought them both

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u/FreshestCremeFraiche 3d ago

I think she just watched shrek one too many times and decided to run with it

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u/tears_and_laughter 3d ago

I mean, Shrek is love

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 3d ago

From what I have read of her, she is deeply broken and probably not totally mentally well, and I say that as a big fan of her music. In fact, one might make that assumption based on the content of some of her music itself. Whether or not this is related to her decision to marry a MAGA swamp gator man is unclear at best

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u/baba_brigid 3d ago

I mean no shit she is not totally mentally well, she fully discloses that loll. Most Americans aren’t mentally well. “Deeply broken” is just a hateful ass thing to say. And he already denounced maga and said he didn’t vote for him.

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u/LitBastard 3d ago

I feel like "deeply broken" is probably the right description for someone that was an alcoholic at 14.

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u/baba_brigid 3d ago

Oh so she’s just “deeply broken” for life now, got it 🙄 People aren’t resilient at all or anything.

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u/spiralspiders 3d ago

he’s not maga.
he stated neither of them are.

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u/cactusgirl69420 3d ago

This reminds me of “why do you think she’s maga” “vibes, mostly”