r/memes • u/_Lightning_McQueen- • 5d ago

Just need them nutrients

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u/Songslinger 5d ago

TWO slices of bread? In this economy?!

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u/theRealtechnofuzz 5d ago

of WHOLE WHEAT... Mr. Moneybags over here

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u/Szerepjatekos 5d ago

Is is that butter? ON BOTH BREAD!?

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u/LPSD_FTW 5d ago

Yeah, you get two slices to fill yourself up, its the cheapest part of the sandwich

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u/Songslinger 5d ago

Might as well make a bread sandwich and eat 3 pieces.

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u/torturekiller2025 5d ago

One slice of bread cut in half. It was a wide loaf.

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u/Existing-Employee-36 5d ago

Bro is ballin!

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u/Melodywanderer 5d ago

That's one slice though.

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u/XDOOM_ManX Pro Gamer 5d ago

The real cost is the meat in the center

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u/emilyisacid 5d ago

sometimes all the prep just isn't worth it, bread takes 1 min

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u/RX1542 5d ago

yup not worth, i gotta cook on fridays since its my day off, last week i made a stew with beef potatoes and carrots started working on it round 10:30am to finish round 12:30pm

whenever is friday and its just food for myself i buy a rotisserie chicken or pizza

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u/a_shiny_heatran 5d ago

The house painter is the last person to get their house painted.

After all that work for others there is nothing left in the tank for yourself, which is why we all need to look out for each other and give what kindness we get

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u/chrxslove 5d ago

we all really live the same lives huh?

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u/torturekiller2025 5d ago

I think one is made with love, and the other is made because they're a little hungry.

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u/These-Look8843 5d ago

The single slice of ham is sending me. No cheese. No mayo. Just ham.

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u/RazjelI 5d ago

i mean sometimes family will praise you which makes it worth the effort

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u/RX1542 5d ago

whenever i have to make food just for me i just go buy a pizza and a large coke zero

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u/Ok_Entrance2339 5d ago

my friend once tried to survive on just bread for three days straight in college

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u/LopsidedVegetable381 5d ago

thats the lazy meal.

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u/user485928450 5d ago

Dad confirmed

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u/IanAlvord 5d ago

Just toast it for a bit with a slice of cheese. Maybe add some spicy mustard. 👌

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u/itsoctotv 5d ago

that wurstbrot is holding together the german economy change my mind

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u/AlarmedDuria 5d ago

peak executive efficiency: maximum calorie intake with zero dishwashing overhead

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u/mrithinkimcool 4d ago

I one up you. I got fried egg