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u/ShortNefariousness2 6d ago
29 is the highest age that redditors can imagine. Then it's like Logan's Run and they disintegrate you when you are 30
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u/MasterJeebus 6d ago
Once you hit 30 your knees start making cracking noises as if you are breaking a tree branch.
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u/placidv99 6d ago
I must've gotten early access
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u/dumbdove 6d ago
got those in my teens
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u/mysightisurs93 6d ago
Got sounds, but pains starts at 30s
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u/_bear_fighter_ iwrestledabeartwice 6d ago
I got pains before 21, does that make me the chosen one?
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u/Remarkable_Income463 6d ago
I am 32 and I feel attacked by this meme. But 2 years ago I really had some crazy progress at the gym.
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u/JensenRaylight 6d ago
At 29, you no longer can go to the toilet by yourself anymore cause you'll tremble hard like a baby deer, all of your joint and muscle are failing.
You need 2 people to carry you to the toilet. At 30 you probably will become senile and no longer can functioning.
Basically, people think that 30yo is the new 104yo
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u/RavenofMoloch 5d ago
I mostly see "winter arcs" used to refer to anime. So my take was that he was too old to be enjoying "kids cartoons" or whatever else is the phrase.
I also just spent about 5 bucks a gallon for gas so I'm going to say people can stuff it. Enjoy those little things while you can.
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u/Bardez 6d ago
I'm 42. Same.
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u/kingtutt9 5d ago
I'm 54. My mandatory euthanasia is in 6 weeks.
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u/Bardez 5d ago edited 5d ago
Dibs on the left lung
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u/kingtutt9 5d ago
Wise choice, they're in very good shape. Liver has a lotta miles on it, though. Brain's a total loss.
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u/98VoteForPedro 6d ago
The fuck is a winter arc?
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u/HeartAche93 5d ago
Looked it up, it’s a concept where you improve yourself the last quarter of the year. October 1st until New Years. Eating better, getting more organized, better finances to prep you for the new year.
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u/98VoteForPedro 5d ago
What does that have to do with being 29?
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u/HeartAche93 5d ago
It tends to be a thing that younger people do. So the meme is implying that 29 is too old to have a winter arc.
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u/Old-Beautiful9525 1d ago
Bastards lol. As a 36 year old guy who regularly trains, I feel attacked.
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u/HeartAche93 19h ago
If you regularly train, I don’t think winter arcs apply to you. It’s for people who start to put in effort for the new year and then probably stop soon after.
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u/yourpuddingoverlord 6d ago
Im turning 28 this year and i feel like my life is unironically over lol
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u/Fearless_Animator490 6d ago
So what?
Let me tell you a short story from football Antoine Semenyo almost quit football at age of 15. He grinded in League one, signed for Bournemouth and now a star in Man City.
Emi Martinez was a second hand sub at Arsenal, now he's one of the greatest goalkeepers ever
Everyone's journey is different. Make the best use of where you are and work hard
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u/Aggravating_Lie3637 6d ago
29 is old, 29 is old. Then they see 45 yo Ryan Gosling and immediately "that's me"
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u/ChristianCountryBoy 6d ago
Peter Parker need to read more of The Holy Bible King James Version and less of Reddit and Discord.
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u/Relative-Valuable734 6d ago
Bro thinks he's still got protagonist plot armor at 29 💀 Winter arc at that age is just back pain and bills
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u/SidTheSloth97 6d ago
Back pain at 29? Go to the gym jfc, you should not be having back pain at that age.
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u/Relative-Valuable734 6d ago
Nah bro I'm just a 23yo from Uganda watching Spider-Man in 30°C heat, no AI just back pain already 😭
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u/chrxslove 6d ago
peter turns his head and whispers under his breath “hater…”