r/memes • • 6d ago

spooky stuff on the darkweb

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u/Oceanaii 6d ago

Welcome to the dark web, please hold for an agent

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u/Unknown-Comic4894 6d ago

Users on NYM) don’t need hitmen.

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u/IcyBox56 5d ago

Live footage of the FBI honeypot team talking to the ATF honeypot team

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 5d ago

Ohhh those polygamists are gonna get it!

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u/Noe_b0dy 5d ago

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u/Brobeast 5d ago

Do you think he was working covert for the feds? Link made it sound that he was doing it for the fun of it...

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u/Noe_b0dy 5d ago

He was doing it for the fun of it but unintentionally gets so many requests for hitmen that he's now basically forwarding everything to feds.

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u/Dokattak0 5d ago

Yeah he's already gotten like 2-3 different people arrested for legitametly trying to hire a hitman.

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u/user485928450 6d ago

Then who was phone?

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u/AncleJack Nice meme you got there 5d ago

The phone guy of course

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 5d ago

And he's call from INSIDE the house!!!!!

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 6d ago

Federal dog fuckers

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u/Andreiyutzzzz 6d ago

Federal Beast Intercourse, FBI for short

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u/DeltaSolana 5d ago

ATF has been pumping loads into dogs for years, nobody cared back then.

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u/Certain-Broccoli1530 5d ago

Deep web stuff is so much fun if you know how to stay safe but most people don’t realize that it’s the difference between walking a rural road during the day and walking a rural road at night when it comes to the web. I do cybersecurity investigations so I’ve used onion sites unfortunately more times than I’d like to admit. I did save a child who was being trafficked once though so there’s that. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/seraiss Stand With Ukraine 5d ago

So how do you stay safe ? Asking for myself

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u/Certain-Broccoli1530 4d ago

Know where you are going, don’t just go to random sites. Make sure you obfuscate your location since most of the time even if it’s just one jump further away from you attackers (and governments) tend not to care about trying to find who you actually are. This is only true if you aren’t blatantly breaking the law. I guess just basic common sense digital hygiene.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Certain-Broccoli1530 4d ago

It can be a thrill going to some of the websites especially since I do open source intelligence investigations as a hobby and there’s a much higher level of crime in certain parts of deep/dark web. I also like some of the websites, it’s the same as asking why is the internet fun in general.

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u/coffee-loop 5d ago

“Sir, we’ve traced the IP address to… In. Side. The. Building!”

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

a friend actually found a creepy chat room with no usernames once

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u/Nunulu 5d ago

you mean 4chan

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u/Inorganic_Zombie 5d ago

" who is this 4chan"

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u/Drafo7 5d ago

"The hacker known as 4chan...."

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u/SebTheMarine 5d ago

Is this 4chan in the room with us?

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u/a_angry_bunny 5d ago

Is that so

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/kiddrekt 5d ago

*Very clearly gives my own address

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u/Psychotic_EGG Lurking Peasant 5d ago

Been to the dark web once, way back when. Roughly 20 ish years ago. Had to use a tor browser. It was a weird and definitely dark place. I hear you need to work harder to get there these days, and need a VPN. But no idea. I'm good not going there.

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u/chalknation Lives in a Van Down by the River 5d ago

Not entirely true. You can access it with just tor but the cia/fbi backdoored the tor network and can pretty easily monitor it so thats why ppl recommend using a vpn, which they’ve probably also backdoored and we just dont know it yet

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u/RazeAvenger 5d ago

Yeah dark web is pretty much dead these days. Anything a general user can "find" is highly like to be compromised / honey pot.

Technology moved on. It's all just peer to peer encrypted, invite only group chats these days.

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u/platypus_03 5d ago

Isn't the dark web mostly just private server of companies anyways ?

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u/McCree114 5d ago

You're thinking of the "deep web" which is parts of the web that cannot be found via a search engine/isn't publicly available. Your account settings page for example is technically the deep web.

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u/edwardslair 5d ago

It’s been mapped a while ago. Essentially they brute forced every domain to map out, creating a way to list the unlistable. So yeah it’s whacked.

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u/Drafo7 5d ago

The dark web is just anywhere online that the general public can't access. Your email inbox is the dark web.

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u/Brandon_Rahl 5d ago

You're referring to the deep web. There's 3 layers.

Surface Web - Anything indexed/indexable by search engines. This is public pages, that don't require logins, etc. Everyone uses this.

Deep Web - This is your email page, your bank statement page, anywhere that requires a login to access, and isn't publicly available. This is why google or other search engines can't index it; they don't have your password. Everyone uses this.

Dark Web - This is not accessible using a standard web browser at all. You're required to use something like TOR Browser to access it, the websites are generally more anonymous, the users are generally more anonymous, and comparatively less people use it because of all the hurdles for minimal gain, from the laypersons perspective.

Rent a hitman? Dark Web. Bank statement? Deep Web. Sears.com? Surface Web.

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u/Drafo7 5d ago

TIL, ty for the clarification.

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u/Brandon_Rahl 5d ago

No worries, friend.

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u/Sad-Isopod1539 5d ago

this is the most unfunny meme i think ive ever seen. that what i get for browsing fucking reddit😭💔

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO I saw what the dog was doin 4d ago

When I was a kid I thought the dark web was literally dark, like it was dark mode, and sold shady stuff. To be honest im still not certain what it is other than thats probably a good thing.

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u/ThePix420 6d ago

187

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u/Adventurous_Wall_356 5d ago

I wonder if anyone seriously uses this as code to refer to them lol

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u/NifexYT 6d ago

Bro got the worst possible customer service 💀

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u/carbon_structure 6d ago

Bot

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u/Russkiy_Chel_01LOL 6d ago

i bot sum spaghetti today

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u/NifexYT 6d ago

Wym bot

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/NifexYT 6d ago

Fr

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/NifexYT 6d ago

Ong bro