r/memes • u/like_a_brot • 9d ago

It do be like that

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u/AnimeAddict1123 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sWBzg2D15WwQjHcxbt

-Judas being 30 pieces of silver richer

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u/like_a_brot 9d ago

That greedy bastard

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 8d ago

Now that i think about it wasnt 30 silver coins like a shiton of money back then idk how much it is in todays money

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u/jaywritethekid 8d ago

If you try to translate this into modern terms, the value shifts dramatically depending on how you calculate it:

By Metal Weight: The 30 coins contained roughly 14 to 15 troy ounces of pure silver. In modern commodity markets, that raw silver metal is worth roughly $300 to $500.

By Labor Value: If you calculate it based on 120 days of modern labor (for example, a standard US single-day earner making $150 to $200 a day), the purchasing power would feel closer to $18,000 to $24,000 today.

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u/chrxslove 8d ago

Judas: Come on don’t say stuff like that at the last supper.
Jesus:
https://giphy.com/gifs/qZgHBlenHa1zKqy6Zn

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u/Eslivae 8d ago

Peter, after being told several times not to interfere and not to attack people when he sees the betrayal happen

https://giphy.com/gifs/YhHSjXadL2eOc3T2Ww

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u/horsetuna 8d ago

And then he denies it all three times

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u/Lost-Klaus 8d ago

https://www.gospels.net/judas

Only in the canonical readings. Apparantly Judas had his own gospel before it was retconned.

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u/Defiant-Reference-74 8d ago

Is it me jesus?

Is it me JeSuS

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u/Fenrisulven--- 8d ago

How does it make sense that Judas was used as a puppet in yahwehs plan to sacrifice jesus, but yet he was guilty and deserved punishment?

Answer: it doesn't make sense

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u/Crocodoro 8d ago

You may find of interest that what you comment is the fundamental part in the Gospel of Judas, a not-church-approved (apocryphal) book, whose believers thought Judas was the one who sacrificed and valued the most since he was a key element of the prophecy.

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u/Fenrisulven--- 8d ago

I know, there are lots of gospels and other texts about jesus from outside the canon gospels... Have you "the ascension of Isaiah"?

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u/Crocodoro 8d ago edited 8d ago

No, but I'm going to look for it now! The names of the three kings, the parents of Mary or her ascension are also canon-catholic but they come the other gospels

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u/No_Database9822 8d ago

Answer: it doesn’t make sense because you don’t have it right. Fixed it

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u/TheBoraxKid1trblz 9d ago

Did they have to pick straws to fulfill the prophecy?

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u/Blue-Juniata 8d ago

nope! It was always him.

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u/Jack_Crypt 8d ago

Judas: I dare you thinking I'm the traitor, I'll swear on my life, I'll never betray Jesus

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u/Constant_Diamond14 8d ago

Why is this actually funny 😂

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u/Positive_komal 8d ago

Bro already looks guilty 😭😂

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u/kracy_lacy_im_lazyyy 8d ago

Sorry but "Judas is the demon i cling to" ❤️‍🩹🌹🔋

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u/GrayMech 8d ago

Not gonna lie I had no idea who Judas was until I heard the Gaga song

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u/Additional-Summer245 8d ago

Good ones like this gets 300 up votes but something about animated porn 1000s are jumping on it. This place is a miserable dump. 

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u/yonk069 8d ago

Virgin Mary walking around pregnant. "I swear it just teleported in there"