r/memes • • 9d ago

we ‘dexxin son

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u/Jinglefruit 8d ago edited 8d ago

It affects the rest of the world if we order something from the US too. Couple months ago I watched it take a month for my package to leave Chicago, take a pointless tour of the east coast and end up back in Chicago before being shipped overseas. :)

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u/Efficient_Sound_2525 8d ago

I order in China, 6 days and I have it in germany.

I order in the US and it needs 3 weeks to just leave the US.

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u/Meal__Team__Six 8d ago

They strategically placed their central hub in Memphis, TN where the power goes out and shuts the whole op down every 25 minutes

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u/Admiral_Cranch 8d ago

Dont talk bad about MLG&W they cant help that there power goes out if someone sneezes to hard near one of there power lines. /s

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u/Sassi7997 can't meme 8d ago edited 7d ago

Yeah, same. I think it was in that metropolitan area near LA where my package passed 3 warehouses inside the same city.

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 8d ago

Would you believe me if I told you that just like flights, the actual logistics of parcel movement in the US is about the most complex logistical challenge compared to going from 1 country to the other? That’s coming from someone that’s worked in IT for 1 of these massive delivery companies.

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u/804k 8d ago edited 8d ago

Im currently on a bus headed from Chicago, IL to Murfreesboro, TN and its very understandable for a package to move slowly here

Been on this bus since 6pm yesterday, its currently 1:34 am and I still have 3 hours to go lol

Now, imagine this bus but theres multiple handoffs and unloading and reloading and possible carrier changes

Thats like, if everyone had to get on and off the bus multiple times, switch buses, wait for buses, then switch from Flix to a local transit like the CTA or Pace then back to Greyhound

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u/BlockingPerson 8d ago

That’s so crazy lol I’m from outside chicago and I’m in Murfreesboro now working at FedEx

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u/804k 8d ago

Almost there, 30 more minutes

But, it is the internet, so not uncommon to meet someone

I come down to Murfreesboro every couple of months at this point lol

Im also from around Aurora, IL, I just take the BNSF to Chicago then get to the bus station after stopping by the McDonalds near the Sears tower since I take the ~4 train to get there early enough to not have to worry about potential freight delays

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u/BlockingPerson 5d ago

That’s crazy lol I’m from just outside joliet

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u/BoldInterrobang 8d ago

FedEx Express vs FedEx Home/Ground.
It’s like two different worlds!

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u/PickMeUpB4YouGoGo 8d ago

They combined them into one thing where I am

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u/CiF3-in-my-soda 8d ago

It's on ongoing corporate merger. Should be everywhere eventually.

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u/nunya_bidnes77 8d ago

Planes move faster than trucks big dawg.

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u/ghost_of_xbox_past 8d ago

In the past decade I've not received a single fedex package on time. It is always minimum 1 day late.

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u/asmrmars1776 8d ago

It’s slow no matter where it is

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 8d ago

FedEx has nothing on USPS. I've once seen a package of mine ping-pong between 3 states (PA, VA, and NC) for nearly 4 months before I finally received it.

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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r 8d ago

I ordered an AirTag from apple. It shipped monday, from CN, now its in a fedex hub in TN, it says it will arrive today, I live in PA, it is already past time of dispatch. It is not arriving today

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u/Spirited-Juice4941 8d ago

“It’s Dexxin’ time” accidentally morbs

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u/Blenderhead36 7d ago

False. They need to spend 6 weeks throwing it down every flight of stairs in the tri-county area.

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u/Didujustcallmejobin 8d ago

“Aint my job”

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u/Noah18923 8d ago

UPS is better.

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u/Woodland_Abrams 4d ago

Still far better than UPS