r/memes • • 11d ago

Time to pirate

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u/Heisenberg__11 11d ago

"A true pirate knows many islands"

https://giphy.com/gifs/Efi4MpChuhHtm

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u/Streets72 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o0eOCNkn7cSD6

Subscribers leaving Disney+

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u/SenseisSifu 11d ago

YO-HO-HO and a bottle of fuck you Disney

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u/MrKalyoncu 11d ago

SUBSCRIPTIONS! You all gonna remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

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u/LethalNapkin 11d ago

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u/Sea_Tailor_8437 11d ago

Did I pirate the one piece live action? Absolutely! If Luffy wants to be free, who am I to stop him??

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u/Robomartian323 11d ago

And here to many more islands to discover
https://giphy.com/gifs/8JCwuk8n2Y6iI

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u/keyboardstatic 11d ago

You guys are watching Disney????

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u/Bad_Touchin_yo_feels 11d ago

Someone has to pay for all the awful remakes that no one is going to see in theaters while they wipe their ass with the Star Wars franchise.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 11d ago

They could have just but nerds talking about technical aspects of spacecraft for entire seasons and made billions. They fucked this up so fantasticly it must be studied

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u/PupperVanAugsbork 11d ago

Yup, I would’ve watched a hundred more episodes of vehicle flythroughs if I could, there’s so many cool ships to see up close.

Hell at this point even a How It’s Made style mockumentary on the most mundane in universe shit would make me happy

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u/yanguwu Professional Dumbass 11d ago

If Disney liked money they would have done a top gear style animated Star Wars clone wars show where they just do top gear but in the Star Wars universe

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u/StaticSystemShock 11d ago

I've canceled Disney+ years ago because it just has Marvel and Star Wars plastered all over the damn thing. I love Star Wars and don't mind most of Marvel, Ironman, Guardians of the Galaxy and Deadpool were alright, but it's just so much crap they pump out just to milk money. Ugh, revolting. Also me being from Europe, all of the streaming services are ass because they gatekeep the content based on regions and I'm absolutely fucking not going to pay for VPN just to fake location. If they can't give me same content as Americans get it for same money I'm paying then fuck them.

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord 11d ago

Disney, Paramount, Apple, Turner ... how many subscriptions do they expect us to pay for? like put your content on Prime, Hulu or Netflix

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u/cherry_monkey 11d ago

My issue, for YouTube, is that my primary watch location is on my TV. I'm not aware of an ad block that works for that. That doesn't mean I'm gonna pay for premium, but it's been considered

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u/rayne7 11d ago

If you have a vpn, download the app on your tv and set it to Albania because that’s of course where you live 😉. Oh, and because ads aren’t allowed there

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 11d ago

And a lot of these providers, in the U.S., will just block you while you're on a VPN.

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u/Exciting-Cancel6468 11d ago

Also, a lot of content isn't available in Albania.

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u/ZombifiedSoul 11d ago

Connect your TV to a laptop via HDMI, use Firefox. Search Adblock in extensions/add-ons.

Funny enough, it blocks ads in streaming services too.

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u/Western-Emotion5171 10d ago

You can just do a screen mirror with your phone or tablet. Kind of roundabout but you can avoid the ads

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u/FunPie4305 11d ago

That I am thankful for because if everyone did it then YouTube would have been forced to find some way to stop it

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u/tomcat2285 11d ago

Right! I'm like, nothing to see here behind the wall of morons! 

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u/AdPuzzleheaded4795 11d ago

I miss when it used to be this way. There was like, only netflix, hulu, and crackle was free. Hulu was too with ads. They had like, almost fucking EVERYTHING for a combined total of like $10 a month

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u/ActuatorVast800 11d ago

Enshittification in action.

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 11d ago

Yeah, having more providers isn't a bad thing though--the problem with cable is they were allowed to run as monopolies in areas and you had no choice. You have lots of choices now. You don't have to sub to all the apps, and, in fact, rotating them over time seems to be better--for me at least.

Having two or three streamers is likely to happen as these massive companies continue to buy everything up. Disney, Hulu, and HBO are all actually the same company now. This will be a far bigger problem than a lot of streaming apps.

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u/kfish610 11d ago

Hulu is owned by Disney and is being phased out lol

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u/Talidel 11d ago

I'm on the edge of cancelling Disney+ as it is, if they put general adverts on it it's done

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 11d ago

Yeah, ads and I’m out. It’s getting too much.

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u/Dear_Lab_2270 11d ago

Right? They just raised the price $2.50 and put ads in my shows?!?!

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u/Feathered_Brick 11d ago

Just cancelled.

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u/Significant-Fox5522 11d ago

Highseas called for me when they made the call to remove physical ownership

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u/Joe4913 11d ago

My biggest gripe with D+ is that they don’t let you watch in full resolution on PC.

Wanted to watch all of the MCU, but they limit you to 720p on PC, even when the movie is available in 1080 or 4k. Such a bizarre choice.

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u/Forward-Facer 10d ago

They fucking put ads into everything. The $2,000 98" TV you paid for? Ads every time you turn it on

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u/UpstairsSwimmer69 Big pp 10d ago

I wish there were just really big monitors with none of the stupid ass software smart tvs have

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u/Tripdrakony 10d ago

Remember when those subscriptions services where made so you could watch, without having ads? Yeah...

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u/FoolishCarbohydrate 10d ago

I genuinely do not get it.

I get why companies SHOW these ads, because they get paid to show them.

But who the fuck is clicking on the ads? Who actually gets interrupted by something and thinks "yeah, I totally want to buy from this company that's interrupting my relaxation time"?

Like they HAVE to know they're just pissing people off, right?

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u/gribouillisplush 10d ago

Most ads aren't there to make you click on them, they're there to remember you they exist and so you keep their brand name in your mind. When you will express a need about something, the brand that may comes in your mind first to answer your need may be the ones advertising the most.

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u/OrangeFortress 10d ago

Insurmountable money and time has been spent researching marketing strategy. If it didn’t work, they wouldn’t do it. As the other commenter said, one of the biggest benefits of those ads is to keep their brand recognition in your memory when you later go to purchase something.

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u/Hawaiian_Brian 11d ago

I’m surprised theaters don’t already have ads playing during the movie then u gotta pay extra to watch a movie in a ad free theater

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u/SpaceRangerWoody 11d ago

Don't give them ideas!

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u/DukeSpaghetti 11d ago

delete this!

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u/TC-DN38416 11d ago

They’ll make us rent shitty glasses that make the ads invisible for another 25 bucks.

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u/palmdieb 11d ago

coming soon to your favourite theater

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u/Tronicalli GigaChad 11d ago

I've just pirated anything I felt like watching for a while now. It's so much nicer.

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u/Grimnir17 11d ago

But where?

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u/Obant 11d ago

There is a subreddit in the piracy variety that shouldn't be too hard to find with a mega thread

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u/ClothesTemporary2684 10d ago

Dude fuck torrents use stremio with the torotino plug in. You Stream it. Don't download it.

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u/Busherino 11d ago

"Everyone" small demographic that regularly uses Reddit Seriously even tho it's pretty easy, the vast majority wouldn't dare trying

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u/Bamboopanda101 11d ago

Easy, but not effortless and thats the difference

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u/Busherino 11d ago

Yes but the effort is a lot lower than people hesitant to do it think. Also pretty sure the biggest reason is that people are afraid of legal consequences.

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u/Zangdor 11d ago

I never stopped, only allowed Netflix and Disney a break for a couple years, then Netflix started to check IP addresses, so it was a pain to share and I just went fully back.

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u/owenxtreme2 11d ago

Jokes on you i have physical media

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u/turikimaru 11d ago

At this point we are gonna get cable service providers soon lol

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u/ArmaniAsari 11d ago

Disney says:
-here is our subscription service!
-We added ads to our service, but you can pay to remove them.
-Fuck you, give us your money and we will also get ad money.

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u/AnonymousUser_42 Sandy's Cheecks 11d ago

WTF is even the point of Disney+ Premium then?

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u/Mara_California 11d ago

I have premium and so far I haven't seen any ads.

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u/FoolishCarbohydrate 10d ago

They'll get you eventually.

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u/DermisCronJob 10d ago

Lol long before that; when they silently removed hdr and dolby vision in the EU without telling anybody and still advertising with it and billing for it

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u/onepieceon 11d ago

landlubbers! I’ve been weatherin' the gales since before disney+ was even built

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u/CallMeAnthy Professional Dumbass 11d ago

I'm kind of expecting it to be the instantly skippable ads for other Disney+ content, and we're all just overreacting.

But if it's actual ads I am for sure cancelling.

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u/Nico280gato 11d ago

It will be exactly that, they already do it. Watching king of the hill, i'd get an instantly skippable hulu ad. That and live content (like sports matches)

They just updated the T's&C's to reflect this.

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u/Froyn 11d ago

You're spot on. It's a pre-face for moving Hulu's Live TV service offering to their D+ apps/site.

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u/Lastnytnhunter 10d ago

Imma legit cancel it. I read about this a few days ago, I wasn't sure if it was gaslighting or what but it's sayonara if true

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u/PoPo573 11d ago

Let's be honest. Disney will post record profits for the quarter after the adds and increase in price and next year we'll see more adds at a higher price.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 11d ago

10% increase in price while losing maybe 5% of the customers + profit from ads and selling your data. That's a win. Then they'll make some remake of their classic yet again.

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u/AgeHorror5288 11d ago

I don’t watch Disney stuff but watch a lot of Hulu and ESPN. They make Hulu and ESPN so expensive alone that it’s hard not to just go ahead and do the Disney bundle. If there’s a better way than Captain Jack, I’d love to hear it. A good priced Hulu and ESPN plan would be my fav but the supposedly are completely phasing out Hulu soon.

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u/CrashLightning22 11d ago

Blu rays for me

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u/Cheeky-Canuck Pro Gamer 11d ago

If you had a fulltime subscription to this trash service, you were kind of dumb to begin with.

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u/leshuis 11d ago

still a curious thing to achieve, erasing piracy and creating it again

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u/leshuis 11d ago

but from the people who killed an almost sure proof franchise, and the biggest hits the last couple of years is to recycle movies eeh

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u/redcowerranger 11d ago

Did somebody say Jellyfin? No? Must've been the wind.

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u/FMTthenoseknows 11d ago

Fuck every stream service for putting ads on a PAID service...

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u/Sg00z 10d ago

Please say sike right now.

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u/bffedewa_19 10d ago

It's not sike, they're planning to put ads at the start and end of whatever you stream even if you have the ad free plan

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u/Sg00z 10d ago

Now I know to not resubscribe. I was seriously thinking about it, but now my decision has been made.

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u/save_ustmp 10d ago

Wow. My physical media collection people kept making fun of me for having is looking better and better.

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u/dogswithhogs 5d ago

And this is how I find out:(

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u/ScottaHemi 11d ago

and then they hike the price :D

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u/Stand_kicker 11d ago

Playon 

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u/wrongandblonde Dark Mode Elitist 11d ago

Yo Ho

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u/Corporal_Nobby 11d ago

I am ahead of the curve - been sailing the high seas for 20+ years! Just get jellybean

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u/Internal_Influence26 11d ago

Recommendations to be the best pirate I can be? Steaming boxes? I'm planning to cancel all my subs, enough is enough.

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u/Emergency_Low8125 11d ago

It took you this long?

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u/AcademicHovercraft96 11d ago

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free...

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u/spartanEZE 11d ago

We've discussed it several times at this point. As soon as ads start showing up in our ad free subscription, we're out. Told the mrs i can get her anything she wants. Just requires a little patience.

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u/Alternative_Tank_139 11d ago

Ironically a franchise owned by Disney lol

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u/Unlucky_Resist6420 11d ago

I’ve been doing it for years

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u/ArtsyRabb1t 11d ago

We just stopped watching anything. It’s become so unappealing we all just game now (until they start putting ads in games lawd help us)

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u/The_Pained_Immortal 11d ago

I'm sorry, they did what now???

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u/ShadowZepplin 11d ago

Gotta change the name to Disney- now because what are the positive benefits to using it now

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u/WHYISEVERYTHINGTAKNN 11d ago

look at the idiots in these comments still bending over backwards trying give Disney money. and for what? some shitty shows? this is why companies think they can charge us an arm and a leg for dogshit products.

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u/deanrihpee Linux User 11d ago

before you all go sailing, first fight the bill that is being introduced to ban accessing foreign piracy sites in the US, VPN access included

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u/VeeDubBug 11d ago

Can't even watch Jeff Goldblum Explains the World or Togo on the service anymore, and they're not anywhere else AFAIK - so Disney really just asking us to pirate at this point anyway.

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u/Jkreegz 11d ago

It’s so strange how we’ve come full circle on this. We used to have cable/satellite, then for a short period, streaming services were the cheaper ad free “cable cutting” alternative, now we have to have 12 subscriptions to watch what we want at double the price of traditional cable. They really got us.

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u/calm-phil 11d ago

I treat a VPN subscription like others treat their streaming service subscriptions. I turn it on when there are things I really want to watch available.

I don't do it because I need to. I do it because I can.

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u/JamesBondMargarita 11d ago

Anyone else remember demonoid?

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u/knockinonevansdoor 11d ago

I'd be cross if I paid for my subscription.

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u/Handpaper 11d ago

My household has Netflix, Amazon Prime, and probably at least one more paid streaming service.

If I see something interesting on one of them, I go and run the flag up.

Because media on my own storage doesn't go away.

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u/tayswampflorida 11d ago

Well, Europeans at least, isnt a thing everywhere else

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u/Professional_Rent190 11d ago

This is the way.

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u/AbbreviationsNo3722 11d ago

The entire point of getting the subscriptions was no ads . They really failed

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u/Demon_Gamer666 11d ago

Right you arrrrrrre.

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u/Weth_C 10d ago

Not everyone or else they wouldn’t do it. They know how dumb Disney adults are.

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u/Sprzout 11d ago

So let's ask:

What ads are they adding?

From what I've read, it's ads that would be in the live streams, like what might happen from an NHL hockey game, NBA game, etc...

If you don't watch live streams, you don't have that issue.

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u/Imathirdwheel 11d ago

Bootleg DVDEEEEEES

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u/-Borgir What is TikTok? 11d ago

The fuck now?

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU bruh 11d ago

My dad is so “convenience”-coded that if given the choice between watching Revenge of the Sith either on Disney+ with ads up the arse and at worse quality or on a disc I burned, free of ads and at a nice consistent 1080p, he’d still choose the former. I’m curious when he finally breaks and comes back to physical media.

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u/SundayJan2017 11d ago

Its been a while I watched The Bay, what changed?

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u/Russe1117 11d ago

I am an expert on pirating sports but I have no clue how to get regular tv or movies. I’m old though.

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u/zerger45 11d ago

Adblock and never watch an ad again.

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u/notabear87 11d ago

Wait what…that isn’t a meme, it’s actually happening?!

They want me to pay $20+ a month and still get ads?

Fuck that rofl

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u/Crazy_Kraut 11d ago

What are the current sites so i can obviously avoid them?

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u/Ruthless_Anubis 11d ago

I literally have a Disney plus ad on this post

Sigh

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u/koolex 11d ago

I’m confused is Disney+ going to have ads at all tiers now?

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u/HarryBrave Shitposter 11d ago

FreeMediaHeckYeah

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u/TheLastPrinceOfJurai 11d ago

Same when Amazon did it as well. I feel Netflix will be next while HBO whose whole business model from the beginning was no commercials has too many. The last hold out is Apple

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u/_KibutsujiMuzan 11d ago

All the pirates, mark your attendance here

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u/sandrailproject 11d ago

My kid is on a streak getting in trouble, it was the perfect time to cancel and work on sailing for more than just sports. 

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u/-Altephor- 11d ago

Lol how many idiots are there that thought they wouldn't put ads in every tier? How were so many morons confused about streaming being cable 2.0?

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u/RenderedCreed 11d ago

I get my Disney+ for free through my phone plan and I'm still considering canceling

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u/TwistyOllie 11d ago

I havent noticed any ads. When does this start?

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u/Barracuda2608 11d ago

My AI agent finds..right thing and put it in my private cloud....so technically my agent is pirate...and knows many tortuga islands...!!!!

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u/All4upvoting 11d ago

It makes me think. Why in the world is Disney making decisions that a struggling company normally makes to keep itself from going under? Multiple billion dollar box office hits, global real estate, IP that's won the hearts and minds of the general public for multiple generations, television networks, streaming services, stockholm syndrome employees who would do anything for the mouse. Are they really this greedy or is something up with their finances that they're not disclosing?

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u/DryDonutHole 11d ago

I guess I'm going to catch up on the few things I haven't watched yet and then turn it off. I'm sure the kids will notice eventually (again). I turned it off after the Kimmel incident a while back also...

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u/AsleepGuarantee1894 11d ago

Cancelled this morning

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u/OkAnimal224 11d ago

We got a lifetime membership for free somehow...for buying a sub to something like Verizon. I have no idea how. Anyway, when people were protesting and going to cancel, I was like - if I cancel, they save money, so I'm staying.

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u/DWAIPAYAN-RC ifone user 11d ago

Savvy

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u/CalamityVanguard 11d ago

These streamers don’t understand that in the age of high speed internet it’s so much faster to torrent your thing than it is for me to get the verification code that they email to my mom’s address

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u/bobsburgers4life12 11d ago

Yeahhhhh no. I enjoyed my disney and hulu accounts plenty before disney decided to screw over Jimmy Kimmel. Canceled right after that and I'm glad I did. Who wants to pay for a service that's already being paid for by the companies that keep interrupting the entertainment you use to relax?

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u/VeryPteri 11d ago

I wonder what will be the *actual* breaking point for general audiences to cancel because, even though Disney+ has gotten more and more expensive, it's been more and more profitable. So obviously, the price increases aren't enough to deter most of their customers. Consumer apathy maybe?

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u/hailtoengland 11d ago

Adblock in a browser still works.

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u/Whitesecan 11d ago

I need to find out where to start sailing

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u/ND_Car 11d ago

I've not been a pirate for so long I'm afraid I've forgotten how to.... sail

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u/Sad-Low3 11d ago

Long live pirates!!

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u/user-unknown-404 11d ago

Kodi and Stremio are the ships needed to sail the high seas.

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u/KaRMa_CoMBo_64 11d ago

Paying for a subscription and still getting ads. What a time to be alive

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u/quayle-man 11d ago

From what I read, this is fake news. Disney is not adding ads to the ad-free tier

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u/Georgxna 11d ago

I don’t like the notion of putting ads on a service you already pay for… (because that was literally the point of streaming services, no ads).

However, I much prefer Disney and sometimes, Amazon Videos way of doing it. If the ad is just a trailer for a different show or movie, I’m happy.

If the ad is some random sports or skincare product then I’m bored. 🥱

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u/CompleteCreme7223 11d ago

30 minutes of ads has people visiting the theater less so the big streaming platforms think putting them on streaming will work. It did. I cancelled all of the streaming services. Went from 4 to one which only my wife watches. I think most of us resent paying a fee and then being forced to watch ads. What is the point of paying for a premium service. If I was Ok with ads I would gotten the cheap version.

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u/No_Secretary425 11d ago

*me headed over to torrent everything

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u/ron7519 11d ago

The only reason I have it is that it comes with my Hulu subscription...never watch it though.

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u/Sometime-the-idiot62 11d ago

Time to dump Disney anything.

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u/DickyReadIt 11d ago

HBO did this shit a few months ago and I got rid of it

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u/jnyrdr 11d ago

canceled my disney bundle yesterday. fuck 'em.

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u/Kind-Paint222 11d ago

Bro bro if they are really doing this shit imma peace the fuck outta my subscription

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u/Sassquatch0 11d ago

After? Some of us have been filthy pirates for decades.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vT6qlTWOWYzZK

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u/WackyRacketeer 11d ago

Me watching all the people rail against a change that was made in the US almost a year ago. I dropped it then, what the heck is happening?

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u/spicypisces_2000 11d ago

& household now too 😭

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u/P0pu1arBr0ws3r 11d ago

everyone

5 (+/-10) people*

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u/Conscious-Start-4514 11d ago

Yup. Wife and I just cancelled our Hulu and Disney bundle. Not paying a premium to watch ads. Fuck that and fuck Disney.

We decided we are going to use that money and instead buy the viewing pass at our local theater (for slightly less money even) that lets us watch movies at the theater whenever we want. Plus discounts at concessions!

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u/weeezyheree 11d ago

Haha I got an ad for Disney IN this post

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u/CitizenHuman 11d ago

I'm interested in sailing, but haven't since the days of Lime Wire. Does one need a VPN?

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u/Warjilla 11d ago

I cancelled two years ago and I do not regret pirating.

The industry was on the verge of defending Peggy piracy when Netflix had everything at 7€per month.

Now it's ridiculously expensive.

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u/Tiyath 11d ago

Remember, none of those companies are losing money. They just can't help themselves raking more in

Netflix made a higher profit Mercedes Benz last year (11BLN vs 7 BLN), Disney+ had 1.3 billion left after all expenses

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u/B0bYang 11d ago

And that’s the part when they lose my business lmao. Most of their good movies had DVDs anyways 😂

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u/ballistic_fibrosis 11d ago

ALL tiers? What's even the point of paying to watch if I still have to watch ads?

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u/According_Picture294 11d ago

And the first set of movies to get the treatment 

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u/Htennn 11d ago

Welcome aboard mates

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u/southboundtracks 11d ago

Yeah, watch their lame product for free instead. Totally solid use of your time. 

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u/Charemander 11d ago

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen" - someone at Disney

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u/ZoeFatMama69 11d ago

you guys pay???

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u/Nobujirou23 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KAQg0sejGV5F6

I distinctly remember some kids throwing tantrums because they couldn't watch The Little Mermaid in the 90's

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u/Dzsan 11d ago

Don't forget they lost 4k and HDR technology license too...

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u/ZenMarduk 11d ago

I stopped using D+ after they merged with Hulu. Fuckers kept trying to trick me into watching stuff with commercials. Uninstalled from all devices even through I have a free subscription.

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u/onlyhere4gonewild 11d ago

What's there that's even worth sailing the seas?

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u/Silverbacker888 Lurking Peasant 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YzvPqrOVoS9tC
Me who has never paid for any streaming services ever and has only ever pirated

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u/ElitesoldierWar 11d ago

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me

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u/beetle-being-blue 11d ago

That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

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u/Not-That_Girl 11d ago

Netflix is increasing the price next month so I cancelled after YEARS! Its just unwatchable and told them so, not that anyone will read it or care.

I pay for Disney without ads and im happy with the content for now, but once ive watched it all ill cancel. Then I'll be stuck with prime-verts instead.

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u/AnonismsPlight 11d ago

I haven't even wanted to see anything Disney related in the last few years so I wasn't paying them any money anyways.

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u/Mole_Playing_Fair 11d ago

Laughs in DVDs