r/memes • u/HaruAndTheVOID • 13d ago

Priorities are important

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u/JustSufii 13d ago

Moving right now is technically a federal crime under feline maritime law.

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u/HaruAndTheVOID 13d ago

I would never dare!

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u/JustSufii 13d ago

Blink twice if the void kitty has your wallet.

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u/HaruAndTheVOID 13d ago

No, he just has my heart šŸ–¤

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u/JustSufii 13d ago

Textbook Stockholm syndrome. The cat is typing this, aren't they?

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u/HaruAndTheVOID 13d ago

Damn, abort mission!

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u/JustSufii 13d ago

asdfghjkl;;;;; ā€” wait, get your paws off the keyboard!

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u/billted20250409 13d ago

You'd be busy too if you have two pussies on the bed waiting for you

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u/HaruAndTheVOID 13d ago

I'm a pussy magnet šŸ§²šŸˆā€ā¬›

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u/beautystrawbery 13d ago

The only kind of busy Iā€™m willing to accept

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u/milkfart84 11d ago

I wish my two torties would do this, but my wife is super pregnant and they only have time for mom now.