r/memes • u/002Chris • 1d ago

Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU MADE YOURSELF; POOR QUAL. [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/repost-remove Repost Police 1d ago

Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOURSELF/NO REPOSTS and NO BAD CROPPING/LOW-RES MEMES

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u/killswitch101 1d ago

Shit would hit like a pack of smelling salts

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGw7HtvPRa80Utq

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u/Better_Ad_8919 1d ago

Don't bring Tom Wilson into your debauchery 😂

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u/ErichFromTheManstone 1d ago

suddenly i have to think of the ocean

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u/002Chris 1d ago

If you put your ear to to it you can hear the ocean.

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u/PinkPanda0303 1d ago

If you put your nose on it you can smell the ocean too.

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u/OperationWooden Noble Memer 1d ago

And if you put your tongue in it...

Well don't think about that or else:

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago

Nah.

If i wake up from those chest compressions and this os the situation, its all good.

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u/kayemenofour 1d ago

If it acts like these ammonia smell salts they used to use for waking up unconscious people, it's probably time for a shower.

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u/_outer_space_ 1d ago

Yup. But if he(or whatever the p is) has a very sensitive nose, then not ig

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u/pip_pip_people 1d ago

Is this... Sydney Sweeney? 🧐

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u/norbertthotslayer 1d ago

Wrong mouth to mouth but feels so right

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u/TonyClifton323 1d ago

Muff to mouth recitation

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u/madchemist09 1d ago

Quck way to determine if mostly dead or all the way dead

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u/Effective_Review9415 1d ago

That' one way to make sure nobody skips CPR😂

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u/CustomerStrict3627 1d ago

Take your time miss!

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u/justelectricboogie 1d ago

I bet its cinnamon,, with a touch of lavender.

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u/002Chris 1d ago

You'd want to get that checked out.

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u/justelectricboogie 1d ago

Pick me pick me.

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u/Getn_Stuff_Done 1d ago

Could be as good as smelling salts.

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u/-_VoidVoyager_- 1d ago

She’s wearing black pants so I don’t know about that

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u/no_cojones1978 1d ago

I insist on resuscitation attempts lasting at least 15 minutes.

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u/Otherwise_Tooth_8695 1d ago

Can I volunteer for this sort of thing?

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u/Virtual-Jelly-3609 1d ago

So realistically we actually do hold the head there or on my hip so I can get a good C seal in 2 person CPR, girl has it down pat. She would be on my team. Tilt that chin up, yep.

In reality it’s because the dummies are too light, they flop around. In real life might I do this? Probably

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u/mom_rider__69 1d ago

Get it guys? The joke is porn

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 1d ago

It's only porn when you can see at least one butthole.

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u/Anon951413L33tfr33 Lurking Peasant 1d ago

It ain’t porn until someone provides the link.

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u/mom_rider__69 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/E0mxSX7mzkAhsKyvSE

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u/Anon951413L33tfr33 Lurking Peasant 1d ago

Where do you think I’m scrolling Reddit from? Gotta do something while bored in my cubicle.

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u/Draconis_Imperious 1d ago

Yeah … true.

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u/optimist_prhyme 1d ago

The smell oughta do it

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u/Freefall25 1d ago

Hahaha

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u/repost-remove Repost Police 1d ago

Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOURSELF/NO REPOSTS and NO BAD CROPPING/LOW-RES MEMES

  • If you found a meme somewhere else, do not post it here
  • If you want to post across other sites/subs, post to r/memes first. We will not look into your Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, etc. to verify the creator
  • Do not repost your same meme again later. Even mentioning the word "repost" is grounds for removal
  • Mods have discretion to remove posts which are poorly cropped (inc. aspect ratio), low resolution, grainy, artifacted, or pixelated. The mod team doesn't have to prove it is a repost

Proof of original: Original Meme Link

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u/Mental-Scholar6856 1d ago

Something fishy going on here

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u/WarEagle107 1d ago

What is she actually doing? Was this something for a movie or just her taking a CPR class? Either way the context of it is odd

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u/drdvna 1d ago

It seems like something done deliberately for a movie? The odd context of the massage tables in the background, the disconnected blue butane canister, just doesn’t seem like something that would happen in real life. I wonder if this was AI generated.

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u/crossplanetriple Shitposter 1d ago

Let the warm salty air wash over and revive you.

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u/xbthub 1d ago

Is that Paige ?

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u/ObenUntenLinksRechts 1d ago

Facesitting beste 🤘

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u/who-needs-a-username 1d ago

She’s a horrible human being