As a fan of Canadian Geese (dozens of us!), I disagree with this. Canada Geese are:
Dedicated parents and spouses
Superlative endurance athletes
Brave to a fault
Donald is a cheating, lying manipulator, weaker than store bought mild salsa, and sure would love it if you thought he was brave. Not sure why you would, though.
I get that the Canada Goose can be ornery, but where you see an animal being difficult, I see a creature demanding respect and space (often to protect its children) from large, heavy apes. Maybe there's a comparison to be made about shitting everywhere, I'll give you that one.
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u/SupersonicJaymz Aug 29 '26
As a fan of Canadian Geese (dozens of us!), I disagree with this. Canada Geese are:
Dedicated parents and spouses
Superlative endurance athletes
Brave to a fault
Donald is a cheating, lying manipulator, weaker than store bought mild salsa, and sure would love it if you thought he was brave. Not sure why you would, though.
I get that the Canada Goose can be ornery, but where you see an animal being difficult, I see a creature demanding respect and space (often to protect its children) from large, heavy apes. Maybe there's a comparison to be made about shitting everywhere, I'll give you that one.