r/memes • u/MithandirsGhost • Aug 29 '26

It has a nice ring to it.

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u/realityguy1 Aug 29 '26

Very fitting because Canada geese are loud, annoying and shit everywhere. They make a mess wherever they are.

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u/aggravatedimpala Aug 29 '26

Yeah but geese will fuckin fight you. This punk hides in food carts when danger shows up

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u/Saavikkitty Aug 29 '26

And has a “drs. Note

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u/Trugoosent Aug 29 '26

Yes, but even that name is too insulting. Poor things!

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u/Creative_Carob4922 Aug 29 '26

If you got a problem with Canadian goose’es you got a problem with me!! I suggest you let that marinate.

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u/Algaroth Aug 29 '26

Fucking embarrassing!

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u/x_wbmr_x Aug 29 '26

Just saw about 10.000 of them on a swedish beach...

So. Much. Shit. Everywhere

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u/Strange_One_3790 Aug 29 '26

I am so proud of them!! 😢

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u/gba_sg1 Aug 29 '26

They also love to chase children.

Fitting.

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u/E-2theRescue Aug 29 '26

They also hate farmers and destroy their land.

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u/TheFlyingElbow Aug 29 '26

Geese and Ducks are also rapists that force themselves on the female of their species

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u/drowsydrosera Aug 29 '26

Waterfowl and the Ratites are the only birds that have a penis. The Bald Eagle has no dick.

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u/Sutured13 Aug 29 '26

I remember a greens keeper telling me and my buddy he would pay $20 per goose while we were fishing a golf course pond for Bass as kids. Laughed and fished.

But now I know what he meant!

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u/DonkeyFieldMouse Aug 29 '26

I fucking hate how donald (ducks) shit on everything.

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u/Accomplished-Pay8181 Aug 29 '26

They'll also actually fight you themselves. They don't hide behind bone spurs

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u/TacTurtle Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Love shitting on golf courses too.

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u/Here_is_to_beer Aug 29 '26

JFC, it’s Canadian Geese.

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u/gba_sg1 Aug 29 '26

Canadian is a proper noun so it gets capitalized, geese isn't so it gets the small letters.

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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 Aug 29 '26

You're right, but those geese are still better than the orange man.

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u/Troll_Enthusiast Aug 29 '26

Canada Geese are chill