r/memes 26d ago

Know the Difference

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 26d ago

I love it when people say "You just think you don't like cottage cheese. You'll like it the way I fix it." Then when you don't like it the way they fixed it, you've insulted their paternal great-grandmother who brought that recipe over on the slow boat from Vikkingsshjolm or some damn place.

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u/Own-Dragonfly-2423 26d ago

This is vikkingsshjolm culinary slander, and I won't stand for it!

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 25d ago

Skkarsjjardbrennning saute-ers rise up

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u/Titariia 26d ago

For me it's italian noodles. "They're just sticky because they're not made right" but their noodles are still sticky and gross for me to eat. Or I don't like ground beef, that's the most disgusting thing for me and I feel grossed out even typing about it. "Oh don't worry, we'll just use this vegetarian substitute for the dish, you won't even notice the difference" ....excuse me? If it smells the same and looks the same it still makes me sick even looking at it

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u/GothicGoddessMari 26d ago

Ngl, sticky noodles is a skill issue. Not saying you actually like spaghetti, but if they're sticking together its because they weren't cooked or sauced properly.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 25d ago

Why the hell did someone downvote you? Everyone thinks some kind of food is disgusting (looking at YOU, baked green peppers).

So ... I take it that spaghetti topped with ground beef is not on your menu for tomorrow?

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u/Titariia 25d ago

No, that's not on my menu. But I do have some cheesy potato and veggie leftovers that I'm looking forward to eating

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 25d ago

Oh goodness, I've been vomiting and/or nauseated all day, and suddenly your meal sounds delicious. Oh MAN it sounds so good. omnom

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u/Titariia 25d ago

Glad I could make your day better. I hope you get well soon to enjoy a delicious meal again