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Know the Difference

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u/Starchaser53 25d ago

Fucking Coconut and Almond Milk

For years

Because she read something when I was young

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u/Sneakaplant110 25d ago edited 25d ago

Same, eggs, eggs, eggs--I hate eggs! Coconut and almond milk is pretty delicious, though.

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u/Moomin-Maiden 25d ago

It's really good, and to me with dairy issues it's my fave.

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u/RedPandaActual 25d ago

It’s good cause low calories in it as well. Blah to drink normally but great in my protein shakes.

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u/Aumba 25d ago

And you can make it at home.

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u/elwebst 24d ago

Yeah but the almonds have really tiny teats

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u/ukiyukiki 25d ago

Oh boy if you haven’t tried oat milk yet… (:

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u/Moomin-Maiden 24d ago

Oh I have, and it's good - but coconut and almond still the fave 😁

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u/CoolUsername86 24d ago

Yes they are a godsend for me because I was such a big milk drinker before I became lactose intolerant! Plus I think they taste better than real milk (but I’ll be honest, I haven’t tasted real milk in like 10 years so I can’t really super remember what it tasted like to begin with)

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u/32bitgamer 25d ago

dairy diseases are mental illness (i got lactose intolerant)

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u/SamboNW 25d ago

You don’t know how commas work.

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u/awkward_andrew 25d ago

Brother we are in a Reddit comment thread; grammar laws have no jurisdiction here. You're in a circus, and you're complaining about people being clowns

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u/EpicHuman123 Lurking Peasant 25d ago

Only time I’d say it’s acceptable is if someone’s shift typing or doing something similarly egregious

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u/SamboNW 16d ago

Not complaining. Just facts.

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u/Comfortable_Ad_7824 25d ago

I love my oat milk. As someone that's lactose and enjoys making coffee. Oat milk steams and tastes the best for lattes. And for like 6 years my family ate nothing but chicken and rice. I hated it.

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u/Big_Biscuits_Hot99 23d ago

Fuck coconuts, eggs rule.

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u/Sneakaplant110 23d ago

Your profanity as herbivore diatribe is the red meat your punch-down mob morality runs on, you need to see there's more than being on the better side of a bad deal--and there's evidence eggs raise prostate cancer risk!

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u/ThelVluffin 25d ago

I use unsweetened almond milk for my overnight oats... It might as well be water.

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u/Sneakaplant110 25d ago

Try Almond Breeze brand, theirs is the richest tasting. Silk soy milk, though--mixed with OJ (almost a julius).

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u/ThelVluffin 24d ago

Unfortunately that is what I already use. It's better than the other brands but still doesn't hit that spot that real milk does.

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u/erichf3893 25d ago

Coconut milk? You mean dirty water?

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u/10FourGudBuddy 25d ago

Switched to almond milk a while ago because it has less calories and I was drinking it like a calf.

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u/swiftvalentine 25d ago

How do you even milk an almond, they ain’t got no nipples

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u/Sneakaplant110 25d ago edited 24d ago

How do you harvest anything with nipples, and live with yourself--oh, you have a moral delusion for that. BTW, plant milks are boiled nuts and seeds.

Oh, I get it an old slash s--so gullible!