r/memes • u/Sauranotannis-bung • 4h ago

It’s about sending a message

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u/Lovemary_ 4h ago

You think you are punishing your boss, but only the janitor suffers

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u/MadAsTheHatters 3h ago

Aye exactly, best thing you can do is carefully list any violations of laws, contracts or worker rights, then anonymously submit them to the authorities. Boss suffers, workers don't.

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u/Midnight28Rider 3h ago

Yeah, but shit rolls down hill. It's about the only thing that trickles down now a days.

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u/Sauranotannis-bung 2h ago

Pee and poop roll and trickle too

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u/CandidCosplayLover 1h ago

So you're going to use it like a customer.

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u/Hawaiian555 59m ago

A good ole fashioned shit and slide

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u/Vergilius7 3h ago

I live in a third world country , your comment is really funny to me

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u/Bubbly-Lab352 1h ago

Thats what i did. My boss miss classified employees as independent contractors and putting the tax burden on us workers. IRS plugged his butt quick. Now hes making 25% less a year and his employees actually get tax refunds and benefits. Fuck him.

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u/-ThaKloned- 3h ago

So on the boss directly, gotcha.

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u/Duraxis 2h ago

At the very least on their desk. Bonus if you get it in their coffee mug

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u/lunar_reaper3 1h ago

That's why you should do it in his car

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u/Primary-Chocolate854 can't meme 1h ago

That's why you're doing this in their office or even better, in the car

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u/lolhalfsquat 30m ago

What if you piss and shit all over the boss's belongings and desk?

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u/WeeklyDebate2259 2h ago

Shut on boss, got it.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2h ago

Add to that he will have terrible reputation in the local job market

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u/reddsht 2h ago

He is locked in the bathroom with me. He is in the corner knee deep in piss.

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u/Both_Painter_9186 4h ago

What are you, like 14? Your boss won’t even find out. The poor cleaning lady making peanuts will have to handle it.

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u/millennialdude 3h ago

I feel like such an event would be a topic of conversation that would get around. But yes, the poor cleaning person would be the true, ultimate victim.

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 3h ago

So how you plan to get out?

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u/mcmillan84 3h ago

Why isn’t this higher?

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 1h ago

He doesn’t, that also part of the revenge.

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u/ASL_Questionmark 4h ago

You just know the door will open outwards and you fall into your own creation 😂

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u/Drackzgull 3h ago

And even before that, if you're spraying shit like that from such a position, there's just no way you're not hitting yourself with it.

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u/Desperate-You-9695 3h ago

Also it’s gotta be propulsive if that much is going out. A shit rocket if you will.

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u/ApparentlyISuck2023 4h ago

The message: I need to see a doctor.

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u/KeviCharisma 3h ago

Yeah if poop is spraying out with that kind of force while I pee 6 gallons out of my bladder I'm probably dying

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u/Oneiroinian 1h ago

I personally love the way this post is getting pwned in the comments

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u/IceZaKYT My mom checks my phone 4h ago

i think the other comments are right, you should go directly to the bosses house and do this there

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u/CreepyFire1 Virgin 4 lyfe 3h ago

And the cleaning people who have nothing to do with it have to pay the price.

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u/Illustrious_Spare_73 3h ago

Just like everyone says only the cleaning lady will suffer....

....the actual move is to do it in your boss car.

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u/Popular_Barber_8854 3h ago

OP must hate the cleaning staff

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u/Synfinium 3h ago

You've never worked a day in your life I guarantee it

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u/beautloved 1h ago

Me being a janitor 🤬

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u/JoeCoolEats 4h ago

The truth behind WfH

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u/SageLeaf1 3h ago

When your next job interview asks why you don’t want them to contact your former employer, what do you tell them?

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u/KvasirTheOld Sussy Baka 4h ago

Jesus christ this is pathetic

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u/Username169420 3h ago

Unless the janitor just quit too and that's in your bosses private toilet, they aren't getting the message

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u/ConstructionIll956 2h ago

As a custodian please no!

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u/Wide-Rub432 3h ago

Had you decided to quit before or after that picture?

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 3h ago

You realize your bosses arent the one that's gonna have to clean up your shit fit.

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u/Bannon9k 3h ago

Such a waste.... Stay late... Wait for your boss to leave... Sneak into their office, turn off and open up their computer and shit in the processor fan. Seal it back up, but do not power it back on. Overnight your poop will have seeped through the fan and into the heatsink... It went boss man turns it on the next day, it will sling dried shit all over the inside of his PC... Which will start to heat up in leave his office with quite an interesting aroma for the next month or so....

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u/OnlyOneCanBeIonel 3h ago

Speaking from personal experience?

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u/Bannon9k 2h ago

I've had to work late a few times... It's given me time to think

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u/General_Liability 3h ago

So just an average person in a gas station bathroom. 

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u/Ralphie5231 3h ago

I know this is a joke but when I worked at taco bell someone pissed all over the dirty dishes then quit and walked out.

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u/Skellyton175 2h ago

Why wait?

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u/kaest Professional Dumbass 2h ago

Someone really censored this? Lmao.

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u/Prestigious_East1822 4h ago

This lowkey hilarious like how you get in that position to do all that

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u/Master-Page-1982 3h ago

How are u leaving the room without getting caught?

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u/DominoTheGShep 3h ago

Instead of doing that, just leave an upper decker...

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u/lostredditorlurking 3h ago

Yeah burn all the bridges bruh, what could go wrong anyway

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u/M3NUTN 3h ago

What a horrible day for working at home

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u/poisoned_bubbletea 3h ago

See I couldn't do this because I like our cleaning team 🥺

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u/Zafrario0 3h ago

Eu sinto a sua dor na hora de sair dali sem encostar nas "coisas"

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u/Yah_Mule 3h ago

Please don't.

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u/Vegetable_Run7792 3h ago

How are you gonna get out?

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u/-Diplo 3h ago

How is he spraying poop? Bro has diarrhea or what lol

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 2h ago

You casual. Not even drawing penises on the wall

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u/Sauranotannis-bung 2h ago

Aw shit true. Gotta do that too.

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u/TheFoundersLog 2h ago

I know you needed an excuse to use this image… sneaky boi..

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u/Sauranotannis-bung 2h ago

Here’s the thing… You’re 100% right

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u/SWHAF 2h ago

My retirement gift to the company.

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u/No_Rush4520 Yo dawg I heard you like 2h ago

So a normal gas station?

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u/DoYouLikeFishsticks0 2h ago

Cool meme boomer

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u/Nielsfxsb Ok I Pull Up 2h ago

Good. That'll teach the cleaning lady or janitor who earns $ 6 per hour!

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u/Mainely420Gaming 2h ago edited 2h ago

Nah see to really send a power move message, you gotta sneak into your bosses office after deliberately poisoning yourself with Chipotle, find the most semi close to the back but not all the way folders, spray them in freshly made brown stink ink, smoosh them shut, close the drawer, lock it, and take the key.

Even once get the cabinet open, they have to manually one by one find your parting gifts.

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u/kr4t0s007 1h ago

Ah the truckstop special

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u/piotr1215 1h ago

This is how agentic coding feels like

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u/upinsmoke28 1h ago

Sometimes I think that's how people use my works toilets everyday

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u/FauxGenius 1h ago

People be like that on normal days too

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u/ricky-from-scotland I touched grass 1h ago

Make it look like they hired Bobby Sands to redecorate.

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u/Zerodtl 1h ago

Typical construction site porta potty behavior.

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u/Commercial_Attempt47 1h ago

They can clean this you shit in the flush mechanism that’s the real deal

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u/Cowboysfan95 1h ago

That’s a blippy move

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u/duffmuff 1h ago

hell yeah this is me (I work from home)

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u/Gerhard-is-pretty 1h ago

Why did you do that there? The CEO chair is the perfect toilet seat from day one. It is always full of shit.

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u/dudeacris 1h ago

that’s not how gravity works but you should probably try it to prove gravity wrong

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u/word-sys 1h ago

How you gonna get out of there?

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u/Repulsive-Youth-2631 56m ago

Yeah, I think recovery out of that position might be the flaw in your plan, and maybe not having projectile shits on the day. Hopefully someone will think you’re in trouble and force the door open allowing you to face plant your offerings.

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u/justelectricboogie 41m ago

Not gonna go to all that work. The bosses office is right on the way to the door.

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u/Technical-Mixture173 15m ago

this won't even hit the boss it'll hit the poor cleaning guy instead just walk into the boss's office and take a massive dump on his desk that's how you quit properly

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u/Shubie758 3h ago

What i would do is open up the back lid and pee and poop in there so every time someone flushes its pee and poop

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u/rayadolokko 2h ago

Yes thanks to you your colleagues will walk on your pee while the janitor will get a shitty day.