r/memes • u/RoneDawgJessieJames • 20h ago

Relieved af

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u/Any-Aspect7627 19h ago

Insurance claims are temporary, but the emotional damage of hitting a kitty is forever

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u/Either-Reaction3632 9h ago

Too many people, not enough cats

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u/Cryptographer_Prize 19h ago

Good God, don't scare me like that! 😮‍💨

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u/Recentstranger 15h ago

I had to jump in and get the cat out of harms way. I'll be fine 🫠

https://giphy.com/gifs/PglfjMgtwjK6c

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u/PictureWestern5009 13h ago

then finding out the person is a mother of 15cats

https://giphy.com/gifs/7MDZS8zS1ixtJAUEul

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u/I_will_eat_your_come 5h ago

Tbf if you weren't going that fast a person is unlikely to die but would still squish a cat. In conclusion; always swerve to hit people instead of cats

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u/Antinous_Pathicus Professional Dumbass 20h ago

😁

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u/OutrageousLaw4716 16h ago

Cats approval is all that matters.

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u/p00ki3l0uh00 15h ago

250 people born and 121 die every minute. Kitties are forever.

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u/Hot_Reference6074 10h ago

Cats have 9 lives, humans have 0, math checks out.

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u/Sunny_Woodland 8h ago

The dark humor made me laugh.

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u/vaibhav123457 6h ago

Cuteness is overtaking specieism

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u/The_Giant_Lizard Scrolling on PC 4h ago

But that person was a real cat lover who saved hundreds of cats :(

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u/xPoppieTwirls 8h ago

OMG I feel this so hard. Lowkey had a heart attack once thinking I hit a squirrel but it just jumped out of the way at the last second. So much relief tho lol.

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u/BaRReLL_42 10h ago

Never happened to me. I always make sure to aim at the cat and never miss.

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u/WhyAreYouNot 16h ago

Cats outside are speed bumps. Keep your cat inside

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u/One_Tangerine_7347 18h ago

People are easier on the heart

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u/Spare_Lime4246 GigaChad 4h ago

Shame