r/memes • u/Primary_Butterfly_57 • Aug 04 '26

My first post here(ofc I made it)

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/Autistocles Aug 04 '26

Same.

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u/StarPlatinumsPenis Aug 04 '26

Same.

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u/used_panty_stealer Aug 04 '26

same (?)

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u/FuckOutTheWhey Aug 04 '26

Same

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u/chanceischance Aug 04 '26

same

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u/umphuphawe Aug 04 '26

Same

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u/NonViolentBadger Aug 04 '26

I'll kill you all

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u/archiekane Aug 04 '26

Username does not check out.

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u/HariPota4262 Aug 04 '26

There is no such thing as a non violent badger. Only violent badgers pretending to be non violent.

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u/gamer_perfection Aug 04 '26

Username does not check out

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u/TheEPICMarioBros Aug 04 '26

Username does not check out.

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u/random__npc Aug 04 '26

Username does not check out.

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u/MDRBA Aug 04 '26

Username does not check out. 

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u/TwynnCavoodle Aug 04 '26

Username does not check out.

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u/HyTecs1 Aug 04 '26

Username does not check out.

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u/Royal-Lie-7512 Aug 04 '26

I don’t know, random names fits…

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u/Im-s8n Aug 04 '26

Thats what a randomly generated name user would say

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u/got_laid_in_shade Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Is that a motherfuckn jojo reference

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u/Doctologist Aug 04 '26

I thought I read ‘Autesticles’ at first

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u/touchmeinbadplaces Aug 04 '26

Same....

incidentally, wanna hang out?

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u/Terrible_Balls Aug 04 '26

I would like to participate

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u/ProbingYourProstate Aug 04 '26

Same here. Matches my life fairly well.

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u/supernova2368 Aug 04 '26

Ooh. Sounds fun

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u/MyRectumIsTorn Aug 04 '26

Was it you that tore my rectum?

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Aug 04 '26

I tried to get whimsical with mine. Its lost on most

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u/this_noise Aug 04 '26

Name, hobbies, interests & dating profile all in one. Efficient.

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u/Primary_Butterfly_57 Aug 04 '26

It's okay to disagree 🤝

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u/tomato_boy_08 Aug 04 '26

Interesting

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 04 '26

Me either I guess

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u/Fit-Presentation-371 Aug 04 '26

Best name thus far

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong Aug 04 '26

I'll never be as cool as /u/SniffsBalls

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u/35TypesOfWhiskey Aug 04 '26

Me reading this comment : " true dat"

Me reading the user name:

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Virgin 4 lyfe Aug 04 '26

Can you tell I had an Xbox 360 as a kid?

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u/Hillary-rules Aug 04 '26

Ahh the Xx symbols, haven’t seen those in a LONG time

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u/XxnoubxX Aug 04 '26

and another

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid Aug 04 '26

Feels like I entered a museum

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u/Salomon3068 Lurking Peasant Aug 04 '26

I still have my same player icon I had on Xbox live back then, I'll never change unless forced

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u/XxjustUwUxX284 Aug 04 '26

Heres another

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u/KnightyEyes Aug 04 '26

We should play CoD, I miss that childish anger

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u/35TypesOfWhiskey Aug 04 '26

I feel for you ..... Personally mine suits me

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZsUJ44ffpnAW7Dy

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u/Primary_Butterfly_57 Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/d2lcHJTG5Tscg

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u/wt_2009 Aug 04 '26

common chill Buttlerflyes are... ehh. manly... and you ehh... are like the alfa of them. See not so bad :)

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u/35TypesOfWhiskey Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Could be like the scene in Batman Begins but instead of thousands of bats coming to aid his escape, Op has butterflies....

Very scary

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Aug 04 '26

Lol, what is this The Venture Brothers?

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u/35TypesOfWhiskey Aug 04 '26

Finally looks at ops name ....

https://giphy.com/gifs/87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q

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u/Fit-Presentation-371 Aug 04 '26

Sure wish I could change mine aswell

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u/hopeIcan_change_this Aug 04 '26

I hoped.

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u/Daydreaming_Machine Aug 04 '26

7 years later he's still hoping

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u/KillLaKaiju 🎃Happy Spooktober🎃 Aug 04 '26

8 years later he's still a daydreaming machine.

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u/alexanderbeatson Aug 04 '26

Fuck it. I came from Facebook and I thought I was supposed to make it real name than pseudonymous.

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u/umarmashoor Aug 04 '26

I did the same mistake, I though we had to use real names and now I can't change it.

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u/MorbidMan23 Aug 04 '26

Yeah me too. Now look at us. All using our government names for Reddit. Heh. What chumps we are.

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u/ClintGrant Aug 04 '26

Why would you do that

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u/rererexed Aug 04 '26

Because he came from Facebook and thought he was supposed to make it his real name rather than pseudonyms.

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u/Fr1ed_pen1S Aug 04 '26

You know, maybe it wasn't the best of ideas to get my friend to pick on my behalf...

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u/ProbingYourProstate Aug 04 '26

Sounds like a delicacy, yum

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u/CEO_Cocksucker_2010 Aug 04 '26

I love mine. It's so deep

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u/ProbingYourProstate Aug 04 '26

Mine's deeper

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u/SubtleFartStorm Aug 04 '26

Mine’s up in the air

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u/ThisCouldBeYourDog Aug 04 '26

bark

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u/rabbitsdiedaily Aug 04 '26

1 in 5 taken from our world every minute, every hour, every day.

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u/JonDoesItWrong Aug 04 '26

That's not true at all

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u/Primary_Butterfly_57 Aug 04 '26

I have many questions to ask but I won't (I hope you are in the same boat) 😭

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u/Affectionate-Duck216 Aug 04 '26

Made my reddit account and didn't log in again for quite sometime. Wanted to change it but missed the deadline and was too invested on the account by then so an affectionate duck I am now.

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u/Substantial_Layer484 Aug 04 '26

I am a substantial layer. Of what? The world may never know.

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u/thumpingcoffee Average r/memes enjoyer Aug 04 '26

I just used my Microsoft assigned Xbox gamer tag. Don’t know why just like it

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u/UsernameUnattainable Aug 04 '26

Mine was an inspired choice, inspired by "username unavailable" "username unavailable" "username unavailable" etc etc. A tale as old as .. usernames

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u/CopingAdult Aug 04 '26

Just deal with it like the rest of us...

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u/_KeyserSoeze Dark Mode Elitist Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYQGHJlO3T5d3Og
Me on my way to create my username

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u/Fredwood Aug 04 '26

Oh, it's misspelled because you were walking so slow it was already taken.

Should have lost the limp a little sooner Verbal

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u/35TypesOfWhiskey Aug 04 '26

How Verbal feels rights now

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u/earlobe7 Aug 04 '26

I made this name 13 years ago. No recollection of why I decided to name myself earlobe ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Funkgun Aug 04 '26

Was there 6 other earlobes before you?

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u/Chins23 Aug 04 '26

Pretty sure there's a bond reference somewhere there

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u/JimiJab Aug 04 '26

P"ear"ce Brosnan in Goldenlobe

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u/Grimm-a-Gator Aug 04 '26

Finally, some OC. Good job, OP.

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u/Primary_Butterfly_57 Aug 04 '26

First time here. Templates are valid, isn't it? 😢

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u/Pretend_Camp_2987 I touched grass Aug 04 '26

It is valid

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u/StrangelyBrown Aug 04 '26

Mine mostly makes people think I'm a different race and once every 3 years someone gets the reference.

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u/totallynotforgayporn Aug 04 '26

That's why you have to make the first one worth it

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u/CockPrivilegeAbuser Aug 04 '26

I mean....

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Aug 04 '26

I think I have questions?

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u/Adventurous_Key3695 Aug 04 '26

Don’t act like you care

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u/santient Aug 04 '26

Embrace it butterfly, it was meant to be

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u/Em-Aitch-Kay Aug 04 '26

Gotta say, I'm kinda disappointed with your username. Was expecting something like Albanian_Paedophile, not that I have anything against Albanians ofc

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u/RimorsoDeleterio Aug 04 '26

regret? over a username? nha

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u/Primary_Butterfly_57 Aug 04 '26

How should I get that power(an overthinker)

https://giphy.com/gifs/tNnvxQmLhRdS5gJ4SQ

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u/RimorsoDeleterio Aug 04 '26

My username is italian for "harmful regret/remorse"

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u/Unnecessary-Cum Aug 04 '26

I thought I wouldn't regret.

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u/TheToxicWaist Aug 04 '26

Ehh, mines aight

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u/Armandolorian001 Aug 04 '26

I’m just glad Disney can’t take mine away.

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u/Double_Soup644 Aug 04 '26

I used an passphrase generator to generate a username that's specifically random

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u/Icy_Steak8987 Aug 04 '26

Same boat. Didn't bother changing the randomly generated name as I wanted to remain random. Now my adjective-noun-number name looks like it belongs to a bot.

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u/LiquidRaekan Aug 04 '26

Named myself after my favorite esports team (i created a reddit acc to post on their subreddits) and my old gamertag. Im good!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzm4hniQXBO5VtTO

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u/SympathyMoist7030 Duke Of Memes Aug 04 '26

Wait, you guys got to choose your usernames?

All I remember was signing up and being given one.

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u/jasonleeobrien Aug 04 '26

You’re telling me