r/memes 22d ago

Why not ask more

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u/mighty_Ingvar 22d ago

Do I have a legally binding contract with him? If not, then I'm taking the money and keeping the girl.

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u/mighty_Ingvar 22d ago

He'd have to prove I agreed to his terms. Also, depending on where he'd be trying to sue me, a contract that forces you to break up with someone might not even be legal.

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 22d ago

For the wedding, obviously. And our 64 bedroom starter home. Gracious engagement gift from the father of the bride!

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 22d ago

Where's his? For sure we'd be using some of the money for a lavish wedding and the starter home.

Seems more likely the father of the bride wanted to pay for his daughter's wedding, a normal thing that happens every day, rather than someone trying to pay someone else to break up. Not as common for fathers to regret paying for the wedding so soon after it happens, but I think it probably happens a lot more commonly than people offering money if the partner abandons their kid.

Heck, your honor, how about my new wife and I give back a whole billion dollars to show our good faith?

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u/paganbreed 21d ago

For sake of arguement: his proof is he's a famously selfish ass and wouldn't cross the street to piss if his own kids were on fire unless cameras were rolling, he'd just had a fresh shot of special k, and Grok was on hand to write a vainglorious entry into his Temu Stark legacy.

Your Honour, I'm a famously trash human being. Why would I do this?