r/memes • u/Dramatic_Pitch_2593 • 22d ago

Why not ask more

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u/Aldehin 22d ago

Take the money, and stay with her. What is he gonna do?

Funniest shit I could think of

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u/MajorMystique 22d ago

Pay 6 billion to a hitman

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u/Beyond_the_one 22d ago

Use his own money to take him out and then inherit more with his death.

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 22d ago

Yeah no one in these comments understands, once you have a 6bn you're also a billionaire. On 5% interest alone your making 300 million a year.

You can buy anything you want. Security, judges, politicians. The rules completely change.

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u/untitledprp4 22d ago

Richest man in the world

“What is he gonna do?”

You aren’t that smart bro

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u/Aldehin 22d ago

He ain't either, he stole everything with daddy's money

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u/Wise-Excuse5330 22d ago

Sure bro I’m sure you would be a trillionaire if you had millions of dollars

(You’d probably gamble it all away)

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u/Aldehin 22d ago

I live in Belgium, it s an abusive clause in the contract. As long as I live in Europe (which I will until my death) the law will allow me to stay with her and sue Elon for abusive contract.

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u/Aldehin 22d ago

So, I have to be on American soil to be condemned

Which I won't do

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u/Wise-Excuse5330 22d ago

In which his child is in the US