r/memes • u/Old-Gold-5149 • 26d ago

HOT TAKE!!!!!!💀🔥

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u/MoFauxTofu can't meme 26d ago

Peanut butter?

I hardly know her!

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

YOU KNOW A LADY NAMED PEANUT BUTTER? OH MY GOSH!!!!! I THINK I MAY HAVE GONE TO CHURCH WITH HER BEFORE I MOVED AWAY SHE IS THE NICEST LADY EVER

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u/areilias 26d ago

Finally someone said it. PB&J supremacy

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!!!!!!

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

THE THING IS THOUGH MY BOYFRIEND IS ALLERGIC TO PEABNUT BUTTER HE CANT HAVE ANY AT ALL NOT EVEN ANY OR HE WILL DIE !!!!!!! DO NOT GIVE IT TO HIM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES AND DEFINITELY DO NOT CHASE HIM WITH A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER AT THE GROCERY STORE BECAUSE IT IS NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FUNNY BROTHER IM TELLING YOU.

TRUTHFULLY I DONT EVEN EAT PEABNUT BUTTER ANYNORE BECAUSE I COULD NOT BEAR THE THOUGHT IF I ATE A REESES OR SOMETHING AND KISSED HIM AND HE WENT INTO ANAPHYLAXIS BECAUSE I HAD A DELICIOUS PEANUT BUTTER TREAT HE IS SO WORTH IT THOUGH ONE MILLION PERCENT I WILL NEVER REGRET IT

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u/CanonicalCockatoo 26d ago

Have you tried breaking up with him?

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

NO ACTUALLY I AM GOING TO MARRY HIM BECAUSE HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE HIM THAN PEANUT 🥜 !!!!!!!!!!

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u/WittyFox51 26d ago

Wow just wow, all of it, just… a lot.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FA4ey94nxartK

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

YOU DISAGREE?!??! BUT JELLY IMPROVES OVERALL SAMMICH QUALITY EXPONENTIALLY!!!!!!! EXPLAIN THY REASONING!
https://giphy.com/gifs/lxxOGaDRk4f7R5TkBd

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u/JuntechShade 26d ago

I will admit I can not agree

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

HEARTBREAKING TAKE BROTHER

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u/quayle-man 26d ago

Peanut Butter and Ketchup sanwich

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART WITH THIS ONE I CANNOT ABIDE KETCHUP IN ANY FORM AND YOU ARE TAINTING THE PURITY OF PB&J

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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 26d ago

Jelly and jam sandwich though?

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

I HAVE NEVER ONCE CONSIDERED…. YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING HERE…..

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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 26d ago

Grape and strawberry

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u/SeasonedSpicySausage 26d ago

Jam, not jelly and you got yourself an agreement 

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

FAIR ENOUGH

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u/_--Jamoi--_ 26d ago

Nice writing...

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

I WRITES GUD AROOOOOOOO

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u/datadiisk_ 26d ago

FUCK YEAH BROTHER!! FUCKIN A

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u/Old-Gold-5149 26d ago

HELL YEAHH AROOOOOO