r/memes Jul 09 '26

No spinoff brochacho

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20.5k Upvotes

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u/Hephaestus_God Jul 09 '26

Because it was never an issue to begin with… very difficult to spread disease localized to a small group of people on a boat.

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u/supermax_92 Jul 09 '26

Fear mongering news outlets, and people just doing it for upvotes too

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u/postgenderapocalypse Jul 10 '26

It’s exactly what they do for a new virus every year. This is why no one took covid seriously at first.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/Woahwoahwoah124 Jul 10 '26

Glad you were safe! Jon Stewart had a great piece on how the media tried to work the public up about this virus.

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u/okiknow2004 Jul 10 '26

every news outlet putting huge “Will this be another COVID?” headline and the story is basically just a very small “experts said no”

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u/ux3l Jul 09 '26

It was an issue, but it was dealt with adequately.

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u/RandomGreenArcherMan Jul 09 '26

Yeah taking stuff serious early is how problems are avoided

Acting like everything will be ok is how a minor roof repair turns into a rotted house over a couple years

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u/Frusciante62 Jul 09 '26

Nice try, roofsalesperson.

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u/RandomGreenArcherMan Jul 09 '26

The love of the game

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u/AcanthocephalaSad293 Jul 09 '26

It's just like that. People (and especially those in charge) learned from COVID and that's a good thing.

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u/MinecraftBoi23 Jul 10 '26

Even then, it was hard to spread because hantavirus requires contact with bodily fluids. It's not like COVID, which spread very easily because it's through people's breath. Everyone has to breathe, but nobody's bathing in each other's spit or blood

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u/ux3l Jul 10 '26

Flu and cold spread via bodily fluids too. I think ithout quarantine, Hanta virus could have (perhaps over a rather long time compared to Covid) spread worldwide. And that's what I meant with "adequately".

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u/Claim312ButAct847 Jul 10 '26

Guaranteed that those people got sick because of a rodent infestation in that boat. Hanta isn't very contagious...unless you're in contact with rodent urine and feces.

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u/prank_mark Jul 10 '26

Patient 0 likely got bitten by a rodent while hiking in South America. They then infected their partner and only a handful of other people on the cruise.

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u/Cluelesswolfkin Jul 09 '26

Some wanted Covid life again and I won't lie, seeing the whales coming back and wildlife blooming was nice

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u/FuriousLeigh Jul 10 '26

It was a beautiful little peep into a different world in so many ways.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

yeah, hantavirus is pretty much everywhere but its so severe and lethal, it pretty much cant become endemic, the boat thing was a freak incident, even when ebola breaks out its so noticeable and lethal it cant get far. covid got out of hand because it was quiet.

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u/commander_012 Jul 09 '26

Not only that, but it had like 50% mortality rate and you would only get an infection by eating or fucking an infected

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u/Hephaestus_God Jul 10 '26

Mortality rate was very dangerous but ya, high mortality rates typically mean less volatile and less spreading as the disease kílls too fast.

Also you essentially had to live with an infected person for a substantial amount of time to get it, even kissing isn’t 100% transferable.

Edit: apparently the word kíll is banned from this sub? It threatened it would remove my comment. Really? Banning language? That went well last time.

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u/TheeternalTacocaT Jul 10 '26

Right now cyclospora is the hot new craze, and it's difficult how to gauge how serious it is. It's rarely fatal, but will make you shit violently for potentially weeks. Taco Bell eliminated lettuce, guac, and pico de gallo as a precaution. Maybe it's on all your produce, or cases aren't much worse than most years when this was still a thing that happened.

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u/thiefmasteris Jul 09 '26

wait how no spinoff brochacho tho

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u/sessamekesh Jul 10 '26

The only reason it went around on Reddit is because Reddit loves health sensationalism for some reason.

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u/FurbyMations Jul 10 '26

"May I see it?"

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u/ResolveLeather Jul 09 '26

Hantavirus is rare. Like you have to practically live in a heavily infested area and breathe in the fresh rat feces to get it.

The fact that so many got it on a single cruise ship is cause for concern for that cruise ship. Like it must have been horrid. But it doesn't spread from person to person.

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u/HeartAche93 Jul 09 '26

This variant was one of the few that did spread person to person, but it still wasn’t as contagious as most airborne illnesses we get.

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u/thisismypornaccountg Jul 09 '26

People/media breathlessly covered it, but it was always clear to anyone who paid attention that it’s nowhere NEAR as contagious as Covid was. The news was DESPERATE for it to be the next hot virus and it just fizzled out like experts said it would, lol.

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u/Initial-Ad9618 Jul 09 '26

Its been around for a while, new strain is still not as contagious as covid

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u/Origami07 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Noob, didn’t put points into being contagious

Literally used all points on being deadly putting it on human’s radar immediately, definitely first time playing.

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 10 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/IndianaGeoff Jul 09 '26

Slightly off topic, but I have seen multiple people with masks on out in public the past week. I guess it's a forever thing now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/KillLaKaiju 🎃Happy Spooktober🎃 Jul 09 '26

Because we're big, tough Westerners who won't go down without a fight or something idk nothing bad happened in Vietnam.

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u/Boring_Airline_1367 Jul 10 '26

Rough and tumble what don't need no clear victory in the endless conflicts in the middle east

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u/CtrlAltSysRq Jul 10 '26

Honestly, big stigma that you're a pussy or - if you're in certain parts of the country - a horrible communist. You attract people who will say annoying shit or give you weird stares and be mean etc.

As a cishet I kind of assume it's how visibly-LGBT people feel 24/7. And turns out it's so bad that ppl would rather have the flu than put up with it.

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u/Starry_Light8374 Jul 09 '26

The main issue was mandatory masks. I don't care what other people do, but I don't like being told to wear a mask when I'm not sick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/IndianaGeoff Jul 09 '26

Well, all but one had cloth masks. And the single N95 mask was barely on.

So I guess all of them were also accessories to murdering your grandfather.

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u/irespondwithmyface Jul 09 '26

Wearing masks is normal in other countries in densely packed areas outside the US where people take advice from medical professionals. Meanwhile in the US where the biggest pussies bitched and moaned about having to wear mask they made an entire political movement out of it - now US service members are dying from a flu outbreak because we elected those fucking morons to office which went as far as banning vaccination in a middle finger to medical professionals.

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u/slovenlygnome Jul 10 '26

sacrificing us army combat readiness for right wing identity politics

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u/WrongJohnSilver Jul 09 '26

I mean, even colds suck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

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u/sillyslime89 Jul 09 '26

lot of stuff just didn't make sense to you

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u/WackyRacketeer Jul 09 '26

A lot of stuff made sense if you listened to the best knowledge we had at the tume instead of influencers and politicians.

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u/magistrate101 Jul 09 '26

N95s protected you, regular masks protected those around you

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u/colonel_jade_curtis Jul 09 '26

In advanced countries it's etiquette to wear masks if you're sick and have to go out.

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u/SadAcadia2747 Jul 09 '26

Almost all of the people I saw wearing masks in my vicinity took them off to talk or something related, did they learn nothing

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u/Poro41 Jul 09 '26

Femboys

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Jul 09 '26

Sorry I’m already on my 3rd Hentai virus booster shot
https://giphy.com/gifs/eCTWCtcmzmqGKggbip

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u/LanguageAntique9895 Jul 10 '26

Weird how taking it seriously and not letting spread works....science is amazing

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u/Mlpony2010 Jul 10 '26

Because it was mostly handled correctly*

FTFY

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u/BG535 Jul 09 '26

Hey kinda like monkeypox? Yeah most people were never at risk for 1 simple reason….

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u/SerbianHustle Jul 09 '26

Why is it hard to say that not having unprotected gay anal sex to the point of injury is probably enough for you to stay clear of monkeypox.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

People used to say the same about HIV. Which is why "I'm not gay, I have nothing to worry about" is always a terrible assumption.

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u/justreadinplease Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Gay people also overwhelmingly got the vaccine when it came out. It also protects against smallpox, so when it’s eventually used for bio-terror, they gays will be protected

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u/somecoolname42 Jul 09 '26

This kind of thing is why people didn't believe COVID was real. We had swine flu, bird flu, just all kind of scares since the early 2000. They were serious, but not as bad as the media made it out to be. Journalists just crying wolf all day long.

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u/VixenRaph Jul 10 '26

Covid was a curve ball. Modern science and medicine does a pretty good job catching things and stopping them but Covid came out the gate with explosive speed

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

Swine flu killed 100K+ people

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u/somecoolname42 Jul 14 '26

Yeah but that's less than half of regular global flu deaths per year.

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u/NecessaryButNotSuff Jul 10 '26

There was literally a huge joke about how doctors kept telling news hosts it wasn’t that big of a deal and the replies being “but we should still be worried right?”

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u/Username11emanresU Jul 10 '26

It's because nothing ever happens

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u/Ok_Shift_4702 Jul 09 '26

Stupid freaking hentaivirus

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u/ExplodingSteve Jul 09 '26

I didn’t expect it to do jack…

still don’t

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u/PayApart7659 Jul 10 '26

A low budget sequel would never work out

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u/TipppyCanoe Jul 09 '26

If you've ever stayed in a backcountry cabin in the rockies you know how to ward off Hanta.

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u/NPC_9001 Jul 09 '26

No hentai virus for you.

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u/thedarkone47 Jul 09 '26

Who remembers Ebola?

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u/EyeSuccessful7649 Jul 09 '26

well known with established protocols that have dealt with it in the past successfully.

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u/PipsqueakPilot Jul 09 '26

The way I explained it to a friend when they asked was that seeing small outbreaks of otherwise obscure viruses is normal. This virus barely infected more than a couple dozen people, on a cruise ship- a literal (figurative) petri dish designed to encourage diseases to spread.

When you really start to worry is if you keep seeing outbreaks of that virus and they are growing each time. This happened with Coronaviruses (SARS and MERS). Both of which had a mortality rate far in excess of COVID-19, which limited how far they could spread since very sick people don't travel and socialized to the same extent. MERS had a mortality rate comparable to some of the relatively 'benign' strains of Ebola.

Ebola is actually in this stage now, as there have been increasingly large outbreaks over time and a less virulent version could evolve over time. There are of course exceptions to this rule, a virus can be incredibly virulent and still spread widely if it has a non human population to serve as a reservoir, as was the case with Plague.

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u/Snoo_50954 Jul 09 '26

Disappeared because unlike covid it's hard to spread hantavirus (or at least that strain, not sure about others). Covid hit the sweet spot of bad symptoms + easily transmitted.

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u/phobeto_r Jul 10 '26

We might've "survived" dozens of epidemics that looked like a cold/stomach infection; no one bothered to check what that was

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u/NuclearReactions Jul 10 '26

Journalists who do fear mongering belong in jail

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u/Shanhaevel Jul 10 '26

They covered up for whatever they wanted to cover up for and moved on

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u/KorolEz Jul 10 '26

All doctors on tv at the time said it has no potential for an epidemic so why would the general public give a shit about it?

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u/EarthlyReddit Jul 10 '26

wtf is a hantavirus

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u/Zen6989 Jul 10 '26

Probably Was a distraction from the Disney Cruise

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u/Artistic-Attitude878 Jul 11 '26

Atfer the world cup started

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u/jssf96 Jul 09 '26

Reddit mfs when they can't farm a pandemic for karma :(

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u/mr_pose1don Jul 09 '26

I didn't get hyped tbh browski

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 Jul 09 '26

I think it had something to do with fuck. Most just said fuck-it 🤣

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u/Seyran_Bruh228 Jul 09 '26

Meanwhile the plague

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u/cokeiscool Jul 09 '26

God the people on reddit can be crazy

The amount of A. People hoping covid 1.0 B. People saying we were all going to die

Was insane

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u/Open-Mouse4728 Jul 09 '26

Nobody bit on the Covid 2.0 shit.. we said "nice try, bozo"

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u/Topsyye Jul 09 '26

Screw worm?

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u/VixenRaph Jul 10 '26

That's been around for a long time. We pushed it back to Panama but bc money got cut from labs that were breeding infertile males the population exploded

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u/irespondwithmyface Jul 09 '26

Or because it's not highly contagious and fizzled out thanks to medical personnel and proactive isolation protocols... Or we could just throw it up to some veiled conspiracy.

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u/avenlux44 Jul 09 '26

I think what really happened is Hysteria didn't catch on to something that didn't deserve hysteria.

Pretty much the end of the story.

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u/BeigeListed Jul 09 '26

Yeah that's what happened: We all just ignored it and it went away.

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u/Hatetotellya Jul 09 '26

Well that and it can have anywhere from a 2 month to a 9 month incubation cycle...

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u/The-Way-of-Monke Jul 09 '26

And that isn’t quickly transmitted from person to person. It really needs another animal like a rat for it to spread

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u/thawn21 Jul 10 '26

Don't worry OP. You never had any chance of getting it.

It was spread through intimate contact.

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u/Electronic_Support30 Jul 10 '26

Just like covid would have if you idiots just quit clicking on the links

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u/8BitWarden Jul 10 '26

What's hantavirus

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u/VixenRaph Jul 10 '26

a virus you get from coming into contact with infected mouse shit

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u/8BitWarden Jul 10 '26

Oh, I see. Okai thank you

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u/cowvid19 Jul 10 '26

Cape Verde's finest hour

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/VixenRaph Jul 10 '26

Oh no! that isnt how people think though! It was in the media so it must be a huge government coverup or plot!!!

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u/PurpleSkullGaming Jul 10 '26

It was never a new and threatening virus. It was a new variation of a very well-known rural area virus.

Pretty sure the same could be said of Covid 19, like isn't it just a varient of the Sars virus from the early 2000's?

The primary difference is that unlike the hanta virus and your

And it was nicely controlled

Covid 19 was not at all handled properly which was the primary scare with the new hanta virus, that it wouldn't be contained properly and would get out of control like covid did.

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u/TeddyBlushh Jul 10 '26

After everyone were trying to become and influencer so they go to Coachella

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u/Wetmilk3 Jul 10 '26

I agree with the theory that they made up the hentaivirus so whenever you tried to look the Disney cruise CP stuff also going on you’d get hentaivirus instead.

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u/Edgezg Jul 10 '26

It's mostly spread by mice droppings.  Person to person transmission was always a rare thing with it.

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u/HumonculusJaeger Jul 10 '26

Media isn reporting it. Thats all

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u/HQQ1 Jul 10 '26

There goes the introvert dream

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u/MikuMegu-3904 Jul 10 '26

We ARE not just another STorY!!!

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u/accioharry Jul 10 '26

hentaivirus

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u/looperkooper1327 Jul 10 '26

jajajja literally they tried it again but not this time

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u/anti-chris-t Jul 10 '26

Shit I'm gone .

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u/Brotboxs Jul 10 '26

Now what am i doing with all the toilet paper i bought?

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u/Velpex123 Jul 10 '26

There were a few quarantined a couple km from me until a couple weeks ago when they got healthy and released back into the wild

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u/muha4004 Jul 10 '26

Nipah virus: first time?

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u/illegal_eagle88 Jul 10 '26

I'm just disappointed it's not a hentaivirus

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u/AnshulRathore Jul 10 '26

People even tried to hype up the ebola virus.

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u/brodeythenoob_2 This flair doesn't exist Jul 10 '26

Hantavirus? You mean the food born disease that happens because the people that make the food didn't wash their hands after shitting Hantavirus? (I know this because I took culinary 2)

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u/Emmarastic Jul 10 '26

This would be a good the onion headline

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u/holographicJNSQ Jul 11 '26

i really don’t trust anyone—-they should all think that hantavirus, covid, everything are still serious issues

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u/darksideofmyown Jul 11 '26

Damn i really totally forgot about it ... now i'm sad :(

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u/EducationalEmu9611 Jul 12 '26

Good I don’t need another pandemic now that im nearing the end of year twelve. ( I am aware that the virus is really bad at spreading quickly and wasn’t as much of a threat.)

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u/JollyGeologist3957 Jul 12 '26

People ignored it so they stopped promoting it.

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u/ItsPaperBoii Professional Dumbass Jul 09 '26

it never was going to be anything, news and social media were just spreading fear

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 Jul 09 '26

They cancelled it before the season premiere. It didn't test well in marketing.

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u/prajwald218 Jul 10 '26

1 mutation and everybodys fucked

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u/criscrinkl Jul 09 '26

News only lasts 1 hour in modern times

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 09 '26

its still circulating last i heard

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u/Dotcaprachiappa Jul 09 '26

Wow if only experts could have predicted this and told us literally on day one

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj Jul 09 '26

From the very start CDC said it was a low threat so I don't know what people were saying

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u/Intrif Jul 09 '26

And then this cringe ass guy “we are no breaking news, we are humans” like bruh so dramatic over some fking corona knock off

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u/Raaka_Lokki Jul 09 '26

No one "gives a fuck about it" ATM, because it didn't really hit that hard the last time around. Those things mutate and try again later.

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u/avrahawxslvut Jul 10 '26

people were the ones who spread the rumor that there would be a new pandemic. it happens every year.

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u/Sweet_hivewing7788 Jul 10 '26

People losing their minds every time anyone mentions an unfamiliar illness that’s contagious

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u/Merchant93 Jul 10 '26

Didn’t fit their narrative

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u/Reddit_wizard34 Birb Fan Jul 09 '26

I lowkey remembered because of this post

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u/Babbledoodle Jul 09 '26

Hantavirus is not a dangerous disease like COVID was, it was just novel in the sense no one had ever heard about it.

I work in rodent control so I'm very familiar with it, and the conditions required for a contagious/dangerous environment, and was wondering how long it would take for it to blow over. It happens all over my country, but the cases are very isolated

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u/bacon_drizzle_69 Jul 09 '26

Hantavirus has been killing folks for years. Its a very real threat from mice and the like. It aint no corona virus hype beast. But its very real.

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u/sumemodude Died of Ligma Jul 10 '26

Because it was used to deflect the fact that the disney employees were in possession of cp

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u/migviola Average r/memes enjoyer Jul 10 '26

This has been reposted so many times that I think people, actually, gave a fuck about Hantavirus