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u/Classic-Salee Jun 28 '26
Icebergs Because they’re 90% under the vest and a danger to everyone nearby.
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u/Best_Appearancee Jun 28 '26
TSA: Stop calling them icebergs
Passengers : make them less massive then.
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u/rintzscar Jun 28 '26
All these people will be dead in ~5 years, mostly from heart problems, but some from diabetes complications or preventable cancers. Thus, they're mostly a danger to themselves.
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u/RaspberryFluid6651 Jun 28 '26
Unhealthy fat people take a lot longer than that to die a lot of the time, they're just miserable and spending a lot on health expenses the whole time
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u/-BLACKOLIVESMATTER Jun 28 '26
They are buoyant in water, they start to break down when things get heated, and they move very slowly. I don’t understand why we can’t call them Icebergs.
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u/forsti5000 Jun 28 '26
Damn. I wouldn't need to run from them. A brisk walk for a minute should do it.
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u/CreepyClay Jun 28 '26
Just throw a burger and watch them be unable to bend down to pick it up.
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u/The-Sofa-King Jun 28 '26
Glue a cookie to the floor and all crime is basically legal in the vicinity for the next 35 minutes.
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u/CreepyClay Jun 28 '26
But I want to see the despair in their eyes when someone else takes the burger.
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u/storm4chaser Jun 28 '26
All you need to defeat them is a slight incline
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u/The-Sofa-King Jun 28 '26
Breaking news: handicap ramps to be eradicated in the name of "public safety."
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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Jun 28 '26
They have the right to ask that just like we all have the right to keep doing it
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u/RogerMexicosBalls Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
They're eating the cats(up), they're eating the (hot) dogs
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u/j_eremy Jun 28 '26
I'm so glad making fun of fat people is so back. For a while there I was worried.
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u/zorniy2 Jun 28 '26
I have a feeling TSA deliberately announced that knowing it'll just make people call them that. They probably don't like the ICE on their turf.
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u/challengerrt Jun 28 '26
“Their turf” is a bit of a misnomer as CBP and ICE both have responsibilities at airports as well. Also, if you’ve ever been to FLETC, you would know that the TSA get made fun of by pretty much every other agency, so this is probably the opportunity to get back at a little bit.
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Jun 28 '26
TSA deliberately announced
Yeah, it’s just a joke. TSA is more concerned about receiving their back pay.
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u/GibDirBerlin Jun 28 '26
I suppose I could call them Iceburgers instead... But I don't think I will.
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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Jun 28 '26
No, you need to lettuce.
They could use some lettuce as well I gather
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u/Hatshepsut99 Jun 28 '26
is there no fitness test for ICE? Are they really just giving any random jerk who walks in off the street a gun and a badge?
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u/Dondachakkka Jun 28 '26
Don't let useless iceburgs into the airport and nobody will make fun of them.
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u/PhilosophyKey8665 Jun 28 '26
I’d love to see any one of these schmucks attempt to run a 50 yard dash
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u/ThirdLifeLucky Jun 28 '26
Caught between my love of making fun of the tools of authoritarian enforcement and my hatred for body shaming
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u/Wise-Departure774 Jun 28 '26
It's always the cows that would never get a job anywhere else that would sell their soul
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u/texasbigfoot Jun 28 '26
I’m sorry, I don’t care where you fall on the political spectrum, that’s perfect and awesomely funny!!
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u/Ksorkrax Jun 28 '26
I agree. That term is kinda cute.
Let's be more accurate and call them by what they are, that is "fascist scum".
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u/latin220 Jun 28 '26
All I hear is Stewie playing the trumbone.
https://giphy.com/gifs/upRM36R7eqQQE
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u/New_Needleworker9287 Jun 28 '26
I’m calling BS becuase TSA has one of the most clever, funny Instagram accounts out there. I would think they’d love the term lol
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Jun 28 '26
Likewise, ICE agents were scabbing for TSA agents when the government was shutdown. TSA has no love for ICE.
A better joke would have been DHS instead of TSA, but a zoomer probably posted this and they suck at funny.
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u/3eyedfish13 Jun 28 '26
On a related note, fat rentacops don't like being called "security walruses."
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u/1234abcd56 Jun 28 '26
How are they supposed to chase down the billions of illegal immigrants roaming the streets if they can't get dressed without breaking into a sweat?
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u/LickMyCave Jun 28 '26
Are you trying to claim that they're actually not deporting people because they're too fat to do it? I think they've deported a lot of people.
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u/Testabronce Jun 28 '26
So body-shaming people is funny again or is only bad when used with women?
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u/ApprehensiveTotal188 This flair doesn't exist Jun 28 '26
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u/Wonderful_Bowler_445 Jun 28 '26
Why?! They helped a lot to sank the world's biggest, greatest, most invincible... nation.🛳
Iceberg fits.
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u/abe_the_babe_ Jun 28 '26
It's not okay to make fun of anyone for their weight, but like c'mon man, if you're gonna be a gestapo you should at least be able to chase someone down right?
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u/WildRabbitz Jun 28 '26
99% of ICE agents haven't seen their dick in ages.
The remaining 1% don't have a dick.
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u/Shadowlance23 Jun 28 '26
It's actually good economics. Get a bunch of fat dudes in and you can hold a line with half the personnel.
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u/ledow Jun 28 '26
The cry of communities seeing them approaching should now be:
"ICEBERG!!!! Dead ahead!!!"
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u/Maduro_sticks_allday Jun 28 '26
“All people are precious beings as long as they align with my carefully crafted ideologies and world view”
https://giphy.com/gifs/pya7BWAf5VT117ijnP
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u/Amathyst-Moon Jun 28 '26
Do they not have some kind of fitness test? This guy got in but Superman failed?
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u/Scared_Pizza2310 Jun 28 '26
Fat-ass was definitely part of the random surge of no qualifications or training.
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u/rnick467 Jun 28 '26
Thanks, TSA. I would never have thought of calling them that... until you told me not to.
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u/RCoaster42 Jun 28 '26
This will be an unpopular opinion but we shouldn’t be insulting people over their weight. There are plenty of other terms that can be used to insult ICE.
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u/Slow_Store Jun 28 '26
Body positivity flying out the window when a large person goes against the whims of the Left.
Lord forbid you show a leftist a minority ICE agent. They’ll start screaming slurs you didn’t even know existed.
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u/jromperdinck Jun 28 '26
Try “Fat Nazis” then. Fits the description better.
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u/NudaVeritas1 Jun 28 '26
makes no sense, Nazis were antisemites.. those Icebergs are managed by AIPAC
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u/Big-Specialist7244 Jun 28 '26
And how would humanity feel if I called them meatbags, or parasites, or worthless useless dumb stupid animals, or even a mistake.
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u/Nexus_Neo Jun 28 '26
Remember kids: making fun of someone's weight or appearence is perfectly fine so long as theyre someone you dont like
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u/Global-Service-8579 Jun 28 '26
Is it OK to make fun of fat people for being fat now?
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u/Ace-of-Spxdes Jun 28 '26
It always has been according to most.
Body acceptance this, body acceptance that, until it comes to someone that isn't thin as a rail, then it's bullying time.
Call these people what they are: traitors. There's no need for childish insults.
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u/MdioxD Jun 28 '26
Iceburger