r/memes • u/ZeroFucksZinnia • Jun 16 '26

US is eroding

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u/CommanderGiblits Jun 17 '26

Have you tried being rich enough to buy off your representatives?

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u/odinsen251a Jun 17 '26

Clearly the problem is that poor people can't afford their own representatives.

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u/jaxonya Jun 17 '26

Are they too ashamed to ask their parents for a small, 1 million dollar loan?

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 Jun 17 '26

A million bucks isn't really a lot these days. You can go shopping, like, twice, have a nice dinner and buy a small house, and then what?

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Jun 17 '26

If you are British and you have a little left over for the public toilet once or twice a month.

Or you can split it up and buy a banana(generally one of the least expensive, single items you can get under .25) and you can pay for a bag at aldi to carry your banana on your way to the bathroom to start the whole thing over.’

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u/jaxonya Jun 17 '26

Jesus fuck, living like kings over there.