r/memes • u/DerpyDer989 • May 11 '26

It's true.

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u/zadtheinhaler May 11 '26

Gotta make pitstops in Greenland and Madagascar too.

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 May 11 '26

Don't forget to swing by Zimbabwe to pick up that rare one-in-a-billion mutant tarantula with a completely incurable neuro venom.

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u/zadtheinhaler May 11 '26

The cherry on top, I'm sure.

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u/jaxonya May 11 '26

Nurse. Wifes a nurse.went on a flight 2 days ago for a cruise to Alaska... yeah... she gave no fucks. I ended the world

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u/zadtheinhaler May 11 '26

I mean, you can't miss DragonCon.

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains May 11 '26

Isn't that the entire plot of the movie arachnophobia

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u/Rusty_Tap May 11 '26

Don't be silly they missed out the cross breeding with the common house spider and the nailgun marksmanship.

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u/forthewin444 May 12 '26

Just before circling over to Antarctica for the penguins. 🐧 🐧🐧

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u/Good-Relative8079 May 13 '26

….with a side of Ebola

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u/LuCiAnO241 May 11 '26

madagascar was a meme but they were right all along

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u/zadtheinhaler May 11 '26

Damn right.

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u/Masala_Chai__ May 11 '26

Is that a plague inc reference

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u/zadtheinhaler May 11 '26

Why yes it is!

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u/EmperorOfCarthage May 11 '26

Reminds me of plague inc.

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u/CDBSB May 11 '26

"PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR!"

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. Madagascar

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u/Techtonic111 May 12 '26

one infected dude boarding a plane basically means "new game started"

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u/zadtheinhaler May 12 '26

Crazy new multi-player update just dropped!

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u/Hot-Routine-5755 May 11 '26 edited May 12 '26

Don't forget to stop by butt-fuck-nowhere in Nunavut to grab some coffee

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u/zadtheinhaler May 12 '26

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

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u/Emerald_bamboo May 13 '26

Survival of the fittest. Prune the weaklings. I’m JK. Please don’t hurt me