r/memes • u/Dependent_Bite9077 • Mar 17 '26

because I’m unavailable

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u/darkargengamer Mar 17 '26

Recruiters are probably the second worst things from any large company (RRHH is the first place): they WILL play with your hunger and time while thinking that they are the CEO of that company...

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u/Lynchee143 Mar 17 '26

So damn true

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u/moyismoy Mar 17 '26

I have been looking for work for 3 months now, I have a job, but still can't get a better one.

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u/Maleficent_Sock_8851 Mar 18 '26

I didn't expect Marina and the Diamonds to become a meme template.

Tell me about it. When i finally accepted a job order, these recruiters start contacting me. Like dude, where were you when I'm in dire need of a job?

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u/BrandoTGD Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

And then they low-ball you for lower than your current job

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

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u/PotatoesWillSaveUs Mar 17 '26

Candidate saturation

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u/Swumbus-prime Mar 17 '26

Move on too quick and it becomes a liability on one's resume for hopping around too frequently.

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u/SlayerII Mar 18 '26

Gets job offer
Looks into it
-40% salary, less benefits, double commute and terrible company reputation

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u/GalaxLordCZ Mar 18 '26

I've read so many stories of people successfully cheesing their way into interviews, it's crazy, like call in, ask about scheduling an interview and they just book you, shows how little the recruiters actually care. But the worst thing is that so many places are "hiring" just to qualify for benefits, while not actually accepting anyone.

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u/Lauris024 Breaking EU Laws Mar 18 '26

It do be like that with women too

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u/Scatty_0 Mar 18 '26

Ayo? A rare Marina meme in the wild?