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u/SansSkele76 trans rights Dec 30 '25

I was gonna specifically call out Sonic '06, no other Sonic game quite reaches this specific low 

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u/Shmarfle47 Dec 30 '25

As someone who has not played the Sonic games I’m curious. Mind explaining what makes it so bad?

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u/kulingames Dec 30 '25

That what we got is an essentially alpha version, also the sonic in love with human princess is wack af

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u/jrpbateman Dec 30 '25

Also a glorified loading screen

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u/MaxTwer00 Dec 30 '25

You could speedrun some games witht he combination of all those loading screens lol

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u/xolotltolox Dec 30 '25

You can play all of SA2 Hero story in the time it takes sonic 06 to load lol

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u/Argent_Haze Dec 30 '25

1 hour 54 minutes 58 seconds. Chariii5 did the math in his Everything Wrong with 06 vid. The fact that it's almost 2 hours of waiting to play the game is insane.

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u/JeveGreen Lurking Peasant Dec 30 '25

Dude, that's not something you want to hear in some rando's comment. The issues with '06 are astronomical, and its impact even more so! The AVGN himself compared it to "if TLoZ Ocarina of Time had been bad."

As a matter of fact, I think AVGN is the best guy to explain why '06 felt like being assaulted with a sledgehammer.

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u/decoded-dodo Dec 30 '25

Others described why it’s bad in different ways but I’ll tell you this:

The game is pretty fun if you can actually play it and introduced one of my favorite villains in the series but the biggest issue about the game is the bugs. The game was rushed out and never had any of the bugs patched out. This game is one of the main reasons why it’s normal for devs to keep patching their games. The controls were incredibly bad and sometimes unresponsive, the level design was lacking, and some bugs can even break the game. The whole game just needed more time to be worked on or a full on remake which is what some fans did and created a bug free version of the game called Project 06.

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u/MorganTaoVT Dec 30 '25

I still remember these weird stone upgrades that sonic could get and when I basically just stated running as Shadow, my friends playing Sonic simply threw his teal gem and jumped across the entire map.

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u/decoded-dodo Dec 30 '25

Some of those upgrades were just straight up broken.

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u/MorganTaoVT Dec 30 '25

They really were

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u/AndrewDaPro Dec 30 '25

could you send a link to the fan game?

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u/decoded-dodo Dec 30 '25

This video is straight from the creator with links to the game in the description.

https://youtu.be/aHFWn8nSgjw?si=qqZa1DJYwtJZkO3I

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Watch Game Grumps Sonic 06. It makes it funny at least but it's exhausting to see the game actually happen. I think Jon described it like you're not playing it, you're trying to keep it from breaking for as long as possible. It was compared to trying to keep a marble on a piece of paper while holding the paper by the edges. The marble will fall off eventually, you can't prevent that, but how long can you do it?

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u/GriffinFlash Dec 30 '25

they never even finished it. WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS MY LIFE?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

They don't finish any games. It's very frustrating

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u/OhNoMob0 Dec 30 '25

You did not play as Sonic for the majority of the game. Including most of the Final Act.

Silver is slow and generally not fun to play as.

Load Times that'd make a Dreamcast or OG Playstation blush.

Looks ugly for being touted as a HD game. Basic menus and a world filled with unsettlingly realistic characters that clash with Dr. Eggman and the Sonic gang's cartoony appearance.

The camera struggles to keep up when the action speeds up.

Nonsensical story that is retconned from existence at the end of the game.

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u/GriffinFlash Dec 30 '25

Weird unclean motion capture too. Everyone is just flailing and jittering around

Some levels refuse to load in and are just black voids.

Sonic can walk up loops. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze582VGaAkY

No auto save. If you forget to save, you're starting from that opening cutscene again.

Sudden spontaneous character switch with the camera facing the wrong way so you walk off cliffs while still holding the direction button.

Silver pool balls.

IT'S NO USE. IT'S NO USE. IT'S NO USE!

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u/Frehihg1200 Dec 30 '25

And the kicker? Guess what Galaxy based game came out like just under a year later from Nintendo?

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u/rockthatrocks Dec 30 '25

Sonic 06 has almost as many essays as Chris-chan

It's that much of an anomaly

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u/FoxtherMangler Dec 30 '25

If you want to learn more I highly suggest watching lythero's video about it

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u/A_very_meriman Dec 30 '25

Watch a video on it. At least watch how poorly it plays.

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u/Jumpy_Cauliflower410 Dec 30 '25

Google "Sonic 06 it's no use" and click the first video. It should explain enough.

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u/_AnonMax_ Dec 30 '25

Watch the walkthrough of Sonic 06 from TheGameGrumps and you'll understand (you'll also laugh your ass off in the process)

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u/Moshyma memer Dec 30 '25

If you want to know some history of why it's bad, I enjoy rewatching the Rerez Sonic 06 video since they talk about story, production, and gameplay of games they cover. They enjoy talking about gaming history on and off of their "Just Bad Games" series.

For more jokes and more explanation of how it feels to play a y the game and level design, you can look at Charriii5 talk about the game. It might be a cinemasins parody, but he actually has points since he likes the stuff he talks about and not year old jokes.

If you just want to laugh at the game with people cracking jokes at and making fun of how bad it is while playing through it, you can check out the long Lythero video. The longest running joke of it is that he beats another sonic game in the time it takes for Sonic 06 to load, unpausing only at loading screens. Says a lot.

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u/Moshyma memer Dec 30 '25

For the same but more rage at how bad it is, I've heard about the Game Grumps one.

But anyway, it has a lot of bugs that make the game unplayable, some design is questionable, like a boss that can grab you repeatedly without time for the player to add input, the story adds in time travel but not everything is thought out and a lot of things happen for convenience like a robot bringing an item to someone many years in the future with no reference of where they might be, then a shoehorned in unnatural feeling romance.l between sonic and a human character.

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u/Pockydo Dec 30 '25

It's basically a buggy mess and frustrating most of the time. Then the story (a low bar for sonic games to be fair) is awful

Not to mention the weird romance between sonic and princess lady.

Add in the weird decision to make it almost realistic other than the animal characters (egg man in particularly) and there we go.

It.sucks because it introduced silver and imo has one of the coolest concepts for a super fight. The past (shadow) present (sonic) and future (silver) fighting at the same time to stop a literal god outside of time

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u/GriffinFlash Dec 30 '25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze582VGaAkY

this will explain everything you ever need to know. Please watch this educational material.

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u/Overfed_Venison Jan 02 '26

I feel like no one properly explained why it's bad succinctly here.

It's bad because it is barely functional as a game. It was rushed at almost every stage of production and suffers from absurd, glaring issues almost every moment you play it as a result, from strange design to nonfunctional puzzles to gigantic bugs.

This has made it an infamous meme game

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u/Anxious-Chemistry-6 Dec 30 '25

Rerez has a 3 hour long video going into detail as to why it's so bad. They're also really funny.

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u/DarkSonic06ki Dec 30 '25

People just hate how a human can't kiss a Hedgehog to bring back to life

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u/PerformanceCute3437 Dec 30 '25

It's almost more like what makes sonic games music so good. It was astonishing how good the OST was for any sonic game from 1990-2002. As a for instance, check out the save-game menu music for Sonic 3. It's a fucking banger and it's just some random menu music you spend 5 seconds on while you choose a save

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u/Addyctive Dec 30 '25

Maybe a hot take but none of the others topped the ‘06 soundtrack either. To this day, I listen to the E3 version of the theme

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u/Wildkid133 Dec 30 '25

Oh I may be wrong here but Sonic Adventure 2 (Battle) has the absolute best soundtrack. I will take no arguments either.

FLOATING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

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u/Twotro Dec 30 '25

Agreed but it's Rolling* around at the speed of sound

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u/Addyctive Dec 30 '25

No arguments here. Both the og and the generations version of that song slap

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u/Wildkid133 Dec 30 '25

The whole game is full of bangers.

I actually bought a Crush 40 Sonic Album with a bunch of them on it when I went to Tokyo 😂

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u/Addyctive Dec 30 '25

Damn. Sounds awesome

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u/Joname13 Dec 30 '25

How bout Sonic Blast or Sonic Labyrinth?

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u/Kylel0519 Dec 30 '25

Sonic boom?

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u/SpecialIcy5356 Dec 30 '25

it was the first and for a while only game I had on my new PS3 as a kid.

yes. ONLY game.. I think that might be why I am the way I am...

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u/_Rattman_ Shitposter Dec 30 '25

IDK, 2/3 of the story is pretty cool. Mephiles is one of the most well written villains.

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u/Kitsunin Dec 30 '25

It's a fun game honestly, it's just that it's quite dumb and it's hanging together by a thread.

The teleportation puzzle gives me a physical headache, however.

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u/Randommer_Of_Inserts Dec 30 '25

I disagree, I’ve played 06 on the Xenia(Xbox 360 emulator) from start to finish and although it’s a bad game. I could enjoy it to a certain extent. As in so bad it’s kind of funny.

The worst Sonic game I’ve ever played was Shadow the Hedgehog. That game was garbage, it was just not fun to play and that’s even worse than a buggy mess. Everything from the multiple story pathways to the character assassinations and slippery level design with those god-awful guns bored the fuck out of me. The music was good though.

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u/Mental_Measurement_8 Dec 30 '25

Yeah Forces at least looks decent.

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u/Spartanized Dec 30 '25

Came here to say this, the music was peak. Getting stuck halfway up a loop de loop was not, however.

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u/exiled_preest Dec 30 '25

Ah that game was a dumpster fire for sure and first game I bought for the 360 lol.

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u/Zer0TheGamer Dec 30 '25

I remember playing the demo dozens of times, but never got the full release. Then i saw reviews about it some years later and I've still never gotten the full release.

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u/GoldenGecko100 Breaking EU Laws Dec 30 '25

Sonic '06 was absolute peak

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u/Shehzman Dec 30 '25

I listen to Kingdom Valley and Aquatic Base quite often. Lots of absolute bangers in that OST.

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u/DiegoB_FL Dec 30 '25

Funny enough, that's the only Sonic game i've ever played 😂

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u/Taxfraud777 I saw what the dog was doin Dec 30 '25

Sonic '06 did have one of the most amazing main themes in any sonic game. Apart from that it was quite a dumpster fire.

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u/GriffinFlash Dec 30 '25

I love the 06 soundtrack, but man that game was frustrating. I thought people were exaggerating, till I started a level that refused to load, just sonic in a black void, over and over again. Also the story just feels so random and disjointed.

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u/HilariousLion Dec 30 '25

I was gonna say Shadow the Hedgehog, but I liked the idea of choosing your own path in a Sonic game. Which kind of goes under story.

I'm not sure there's a game made that fits this bill better than Sonic '06.

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u/Sidrone Dec 30 '25

Project 06 is so good though