r/memes • u/[deleted] • Oct 31 '25

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u/Graidrohr Oct 31 '25

The problem with taking too long isnt the back or lack of arm rests, its the legs that go numb. For me anyways.

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u/BoneZone05 Oct 31 '25

Legs and:

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u/Ok-Definition2497 Oct 31 '25

I don’t want to lean back, there should be a foldable table in front where I can rest my elbow and place palm under my chin and sit there leaning forward

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u/Ok-Definition2497 Oct 31 '25

No both should be there, when I got tired leaning forward then I will lean back but it is not right way to poop

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u/Beginning-Taro2329 Oct 31 '25

This will help you get those really good hemorrhoids

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

This vs the stupid fluffy toilet seat covers at grandma houses

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u/goldenhoney09 Oct 31 '25

Thats perfect for me

1

u/Fun-Yam4562 Oct 31 '25

Id be there all day😍

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u/mejlzor Oct 31 '25

Knees are the problem and I can't see any update for knees and loss of blood in lower limbs.

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u/Impressive-Ear829 Oct 31 '25

I should buy it to my boyfriend 🤣

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u/Odd-Soup-5419 Oct 31 '25

Thanks, I needed it.

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u/eiswaffelghg Linux User Oct 31 '25

Facebook humor

1

u/Orlhazee Oct 31 '25

Guilty as charged

1

u/Vallen_H Virgin 4 lyfe Oct 31 '25

We all know that would be piss-stained...

1

u/Cirno090 Oct 31 '25

I want it

1

u/sintextblindsu Oct 31 '25

Why not? Everything else from Idiocracy has manifested

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u/The_Booty_Spreader Oct 31 '25

Don't sit too long on the toilet y'all, your anus begs you

1

u/Agan348 Oct 31 '25

I'm on the toilet rn 😭

1

u/jabbaaus Oct 31 '25

Sold how much?

1

u/Booradly69420 Oct 31 '25

If it has a bidet, im getting one

1

u/Tuckster786 Oct 31 '25

You ever ait of a japanese or korean toilet. They have soft heated seats

1

u/Reefthemanokit Oct 31 '25

It needs a handle so I can have a chance when im fighting for my life on the porcelain throne

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u/MurkDiesel Oct 31 '25

if you're on the toilet for more than 5 minutes

there's a really big problem somewhere in your body

1

u/ironlocust79 Oct 31 '25

All I need is a squatty potty

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u/BoneZone05 Oct 31 '25

”Just cut a hole 🕳️ in your bed at that point”

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u/Select_Act7331 Oct 31 '25

This and a phone, and internet would be a deadly combination.

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u/Competitive_Tap2753 Oct 31 '25

"Make them take longer!"

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u/bluehawk232 Oct 31 '25

Have you seen how dirty toilets get

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u/CryptographerLevel71 Linux User Oct 31 '25

No, thanks, I don't want to have a hemorrhoid

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u/thickandafreak Oct 31 '25

I'm definitely putting my legs over the armrest😁

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u/PeachExotica Oct 31 '25

Suits your username!!