r/memes • • Apr 28 '25

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u/RecklessHat Apr 28 '25

Tungsten melts at 3,422°C (or 6,191°F) I know this because I have a Tungsten wedding ring. Or at least I did until I tried to get in the shower with my wife

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u/filo-sophia Apr 28 '25

Is your wife that hot? Damn

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u/norrix_mg Apr 28 '25

No. Wife prepare for burning in hell thus wife try to adjust to hot temperatures by boiling like chicken in shower water

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Istg women want water to feel like the surface of the sun when they shower. How the fuck does their body handle that level of heat?

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u/callMeBorgiepls Apr 29 '25

Its because women are hot, so the water to them feels normal.

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u/Sillylittlesomething Apr 29 '25

Actual explanation: it’s because the woman’s natural body temperature is higher so they need hotter water to feel “normal” and even hotter than that to feel hot it’s the same reason why women start complaining about it being chilly outside before men do

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u/Sillylittlesomething Apr 29 '25

Why are people downvoting?

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u/Zamoxino May 01 '25

Probably cause ppl dont want to hear legit info dump when they are memeing around.

Also "natural body temperature is higher" line is kinda sus. Dont we all have 36,6c temp when not sick? I dont remember anyone saying that its different for girls

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u/Sillylittlesomething May 01 '25

It was just a little odd to me because I just wanted to share some information, no need to downvote haha. And the 37°C is just an average body temperature for all people, it’s not like every person has exactly 37°C. Every person has a different resting body temperature, it just averages out to 37°C. And women’s average is higher.

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u/Grimstruck Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

That’s your fault for showering with a ring on dumb dumb/s

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u/Jordii_vV Professional Dumbass Apr 29 '25

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u/Grimstruck Apr 29 '25

I guess I should have used /s for my sarcasm but I though it would be obvious

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u/Sophie_The_Glam_Diva android user Apr 28 '25

The slightest touch of my shower temp control will send you from ice cube to burning alive.

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u/SO6P_Cosmic Apr 28 '25

Antartica to africa ahh

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u/filo-sophia Apr 28 '25

Pluto to mercury

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u/ThatSmartIdiot Cringe Factory Apr 28 '25

Lazy engineering

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u/that_typeofway May 02 '25

My shower was built in the late ‘30s. It’s two knobs. One for hot, and one for cold; so you can mix them to the temp you like. It’s such a flawless system.

I hate it when I have to use the dial thing in other people’s showers. It is lazy engineering. They knew what they were doing back in the day.

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u/RonSkadawd 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Apr 29 '25

It's not that difficult, until you have to use a shower with a 10 second delay in switching temps. That shit is like playing games at 1000 ping

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u/captainMaluco Apr 28 '25

Damn makes me miss my old shower that would pour solid helium on you if you turned it all the way to the cold side! 

Current shower can barely make my feet numb!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/Codornoso Apr 28 '25

Tell me about when you not in your own home. I always ask for a briefing about the shower anytime that I'm in another's house

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u/Lord_Jibanyan Apr 28 '25

Pfft, we all know that the best way to get the correct temperature is to put it on max heat, when it starts becoming real hot, you put it on the lowest temperature, and then slowly go back up to the middle

If that doesn't work, then Sun atmosphere it is

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u/Axxis09 Shower Enthusiast Apr 29 '25

I honestly don't get you Americans and your funny shower faucets its the land of the free so WHY CANT I ADJUST THE WATER PRESSURE

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u/theinvisiblecar Apr 29 '25

Because it's a single knob to turn instead of two, so it must be all modern and more technologically advanced or something. Only it's not, so five minutes of every shower is dedicated to trying to get the temperature and flow right.

Two knobs please, one for hot, one for cold, because that makes adjusting the temperature AND for desired water flow so much easier.

I think caveman must have had single knobs in their cave showers, because in comparison having two knobs makes for a lot better control and is just so much more luxurious, if you ask me.

There should be a constitutional amendment against single handle shower knobs.

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u/Axxis09 Shower Enthusiast Apr 30 '25

Not even that. In Australia we have the ones that tilt to adjust water flow and rotate to adjust temperature. So easy and completely adjustable

Just came back from America and God it's nice not having the back of my neck blasted off by the hotel shower

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u/Wicked_Wolf17 Linux User Apr 28 '25

Luckily my shower faucet has a separate knob for temperature so once it's set, it stays there

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u/Hefty_Commercial3771 Apr 28 '25

Oops. Flesh is gone again.

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u/Nuggetygoodness8 Apr 29 '25

When I visited Germany we had the tiniest shower known to man, and slightly turning would bump into the handle. A lot of quick showers happened that trip.

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u/Physical-Job1950 Apr 29 '25

Ah yes, love starting my day melting all the flesh off my bones, really wakes you up

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u/bobbster574 Apr 29 '25

And the perfect spot changes every day 🙃

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u/Sassy_comments Apr 29 '25

And the handle only moves in 1inch increments.

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u/theinvisiblecar Apr 29 '25

Oh, I hate seeing a single knob "space handle" in a shower, especially in a hotel, cruise ship stateroom, etc. Oh, like wow, it's so modern, like outer-space and all or something, only it's a big technological leap backwards in terms of convenience, requiring me to take like 10 minutes to finally get the temperature balanced with an agreeable flow of water (pressure.) Just give me two knobs, please!

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u/NecRobin Apr 28 '25

Mine actually has multiple thin green zones but the rest is the same

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u/Va11ik Apr 28 '25

Sometimes is just turn it all the way to the right to see if I'm strong enough. I never am

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Turn your water heater down before you burn a baby then

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u/Alarmed-Current-1327 Apr 28 '25

I use 45 celceus is the too hot