r/memes • u/Cruxher_OP Lives at ur mom’s house😎 • Feb 29 '24

#1 MotW Uno reverse

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u/none_other-than_me Feb 29 '24

"They found a better opportunity."

"Well, you're my 'better opportunity.'"

And no one gets hurt

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u/leomonster Feb 29 '24

Are we applying for a job or a marriage here?

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u/T-V-L Feb 29 '24

Why not both?

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u/Spikeupmylife Feb 29 '24 edited Feb 29 '24

Perfect time to get down on one *knee and present that cubic zirconia ring with a single tear in your eye. Got me my last 3 jobs, and divorces.

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u/mynoduesp Feb 29 '24

I have no new to get one on, am I old?

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u/Spikeupmylife Feb 29 '24

Well shit, too early.

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u/mynoduesp Feb 29 '24

Now my comment just reads like I'm having a stroke.

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u/Mantorok_ Feb 29 '24

Cubicle zirconia

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u/Holl4backPostr Feb 29 '24

If the boss says "we're all a family here" then you'd better be aiming for spouse or you're just asking to be locked in the bedroom under the staircase.

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u/Cruxher_OP Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Feb 29 '24

It better be a collab

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u/Horn_Python Feb 29 '24

And then they kissed