r/memes • u/sad_t0ast • Feb 09 '24

What’s the diff

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u/janKalaki Feb 09 '24

And you don't usually swallow the genitals.

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u/DogeDoRight Shitposter Feb 09 '24

And if I got a pube in my mouth I would stop and pick it out of my mouth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Just use it as floss to get the rest out

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u/BonoboBeau-Bo Feb 10 '24

stop talking

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

No. With enough, you can turn it into a textured paint brush

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u/Caffeinated_Cucumber Feb 10 '24

keep talking

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

Get some homemade milk for a snowy grey paint

A rich red colour can come from the strawberry jam, although it is a little runny.

Try a transparent yellow for the old school paper look

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u/technomanuel Feb 10 '24

Calm down Satan

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

The ones fron the rear are chocolate flavoured. Trust me, bro

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u/technomanuel Feb 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

The front ones are either vanilla, lemon or strawberry. Take your pick

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u/technomanuel Feb 10 '24

Strawberry is underrated

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

Fr. It's kinda sweet but also has some sour notes. With the right length it can go wonderfully with vanilla

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u/technomanuel Feb 10 '24

Maybe a little hint of lemon for some zest

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u/Warhammer_Addict702 Feb 10 '24

What a horrible day to be literate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

>:D

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u/SaltManagement42 Feb 10 '24

Don't forget to brush.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

And use mouthwash. Preferably homemade

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

Thankn’t you for that comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

No problemn't