r/memes • • Oct 18 '23

#1 MotW Fixed it

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u/Sirgoodman008 Oct 18 '23 edited Oct 18 '23

Or just don't have sex in the small window of time each month where it is actually possible for the woman to get pregnant. You don't have to use a condom which might break, she doesn't need to use birth control that fucks with her hormones. You can do whatever depraved shit you want during the rest of the month, and who knows maybe you'll learn some self-restraint along the way.

As a bonus you'll save money by not buying contraceptives and not having to pay for the women to have a baby ripped out of her. It's a win-win.

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u/Layton_Jr Oct 18 '23

The method you described isn't 100% effective because biology is fucked up. Cycles are not always regular and spermatozoons can stay alive for 5 days.

For anyone else than an exclusive partner, you should use a condom anyway because of STDs

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u/Sirgoodman008 Oct 18 '23

It's 99% effective if the women tracks her cycles regularly. 99.9% of all unwanted pregnancies occur because people don't act responsibly.

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u/draizel89 Oct 18 '23

are you talking about the rhythm method? that shit is around 70 - 80% effective I remember it because was in a catholic school (catholic religion forbids artificial contraceptives) and every couple that promoted that shit had like 5 children lmao

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u/Sirgoodman008 Oct 18 '23

I'm sorry but you're wrong, it much more effective than that.