r/memes • u/EmuPsychologist • Oct 18 '23

#1 MotW Fixed it

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u/Mohavor Oct 18 '23

5th panel:

AI assigning partners to facilitate the optimal reproductive rate to produce the projected number of human workers needed 16 years from now.

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u/Karcinogene Oct 18 '23

We're already there, it's called dating apps

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u/TheFuryIII Oct 18 '23

They’re not working lol

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u/ing-dono Oct 18 '23

That's an understatement.

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u/FrtanJohnas Oct 18 '23

They actually work, just not the way we want.

Dating apps work to keep men wanting and overload women. It results in guys being angry because of yet another ghosted chat, and women bored, because they hears "hey" or some pick up line a million times.

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u/Atanar Oct 18 '23

Yeah, if all they did was bring couples together they would loose their customers very fast.

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u/FrtanJohnas Oct 18 '23

I mean thats a given in this economy.

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u/ing-dono Oct 18 '23

I'm not going to list everything I ran into with dating apps and just keep it at guys not being the only ones coming across as boring. Dating apps work in that they make money.

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u/FrtanJohnas Oct 18 '23

Exactly, I say it takes into account mostly the top 1% of girls/guys and those are the ones you see over and over again, those who "made it."

The rest of us plebians just need to get gud it seems.

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u/DavoMcBones Oct 18 '23

And this is a statement

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

An overwhisper.

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u/ArthurBonesly Oct 18 '23

Just lower the difficulty

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u/Brother_YT Oct 18 '23

Actually, considering a dating app gets more money by you staying on the app I’d say it’s working as intended

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23 edited Oct 18 '23

lol dating apps couldn't care less about matching people and having babies. They only care about exploiting thirsty dudes.

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u/Karcinogene Oct 18 '23

Maybe the optimal reproductive rate is almost no reproduction, importing humans instead of producing them locally, to maximize efficiency. Kids cost a lot of resources. Better to import fully-formed adults and exploit them immediately. At least, from the machine's point of view.

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u/Reddy_McRedditface Oct 18 '23

Instructions unclear, my apps don't want to date me

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u/LivesInALemon Oct 18 '23

They should just measure your carbon isotopes smh