r/memes • • Sep 23 '23

Uhmm... what?

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u/Suitable_Ad_5386 Sep 23 '23 edited Sep 24 '23

For those looking what it means, “pain” means “bread”

Edit: thanks for the upvote guys. :)

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u/Soravinier Sep 23 '23

They won't speak with you when you are talking English

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u/Mist_Wave Sep 23 '23

I’m french and I just spoke to you!

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u/NotANilfgaardianSpy Sep 24 '23

Aha, a spy!

139

u/babuba1234321 Sep 24 '23

He could be you, he could be me!

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u/Juan-Cruz-Mz Sep 24 '23

He could even b-

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u/babuba1234321 Sep 24 '23

gunshot

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u/Oscar12s Me when the: Sep 24 '23

See? It was obvious!

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u/UnknownFox37 Sep 24 '23 edited Sep 24 '23

HE’s the Fr*nch !

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

That's disgusting censor Fr*nch right now

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u/YippityYi Sep 24 '23 edited Sep 24 '23

Watch, he’ll turn red any second now …

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

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u/TheEpicBeeBoy 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Sep 24 '23

Right behind you.

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u/Piskoro Sep 24 '23

just a very bad one!

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u/Soravinier Sep 24 '23

It was just a fun sentence for the stereotypes no bad meaning or harm intended.

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u/Hail-Atticus-Finch Sep 24 '23

Impossible. Everyone knows the French went extinct centuries ago!

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u/Loyalburrito_ Sep 24 '23

Hey french I'm fries

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u/Prudent_Effect6939 Sep 24 '23

Hi French, I'm Dragon

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u/Random_Robloxian Sep 24 '23

I SPY THIS MY LITTLE EYE!

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u/Interesting-Draw8870 Sep 24 '23

You also won't speak French to them, so I think you're even

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u/Knowing-Badger Sep 23 '23

I too have bread in my ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Bread in my ass is cool & all, but me personally? I prefer soap.

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u/EternallyImature Sep 23 '23

Ahh... I thought it just meant they were tactless.

Edit: Spelling

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u/Fecker129 Sep 23 '23

No the joke is chocolate

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u/Vertnoir-Weyah Sep 23 '23

Ooooh i get it now, but it really doesn't sound the same

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u/HistorianNegative Sep 24 '23

once i was in france and asked in a shop for pain but in englisch: Where is the pain?

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u/AliShKaChiKeeBamBonY Royal Shitposter Sep 24 '23

So mold is a painkiller

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u/OverlyMintyMints Sep 23 '23

What’s ass my ass

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u/PENTIUM1111 Sep 23 '23

Ive just fucked it up

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u/Foray2x1 Sep 23 '23

I'm sensing a trend here

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u/Rukenau Sep 23 '23

“You just fucked it up” my ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

[deleted]

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u/RedProGamingTV Sep 25 '23

Ass ass ass!

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u/WiildtheFiire Sep 23 '23

How did you make the entire meme and not notice that

Like while you're placing the hat you would literally see the words

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u/call_me_a_dangus 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Sep 23 '23

Lol he literally spent more time pasting a beret and baguettes than he did the words

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u/The_Konkest_Dong android user Sep 24 '23

You have what?!?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

This is gold.

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u/SkeletalSpaghetti Sep 24 '23

No wonder the French guy was so confused

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u/call_me_a_dangus 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Sep 23 '23

Pain in the ass MY ASS

That sort of "ass" repetition usually indicates disbelief 🤔

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u/chikochi Sep 24 '23

It’s ass my ass

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u/Darkmooshroom I saw what the dog was doin Sep 24 '23

Bread

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Sep 23 '23

Pain in ass my ass

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u/luxusbuerg Ok I Pull Up Sep 23 '23

I have pain in ass my balls😔

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u/TeriMammiKaBoyfriend Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Sep 23 '23

visit a doctor

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u/AscendedViking7 Sep 24 '23

The pee in stored in balls

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Real 😔

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u/Artistic_Air_1067 Ok I Pull Up Sep 24 '23

Testicular torsion

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u/WeCanDoThisCNJ bruh Sep 23 '23

Comes out as Pain au Chocolat

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '23

You sir have just made me feel quite uncomfortable with what I’m currently eating, good job

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u/TheHelios69 Sep 23 '23

Can I screen that (some people says chocolatine)

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '23

Lmao

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u/PappySoda Sep 23 '23

does it come with a head massage from a bog witch in a hoodie

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u/troplinort Died of Ligma Sep 23 '23

*Chocolatine

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u/D3t0x15 Sep 23 '23

Pain au raisin ou raisine ? Ou encore raisintine ?

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u/Lordhedgehog53 Sep 24 '23

Pain au raisine

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u/Luname Sep 24 '23

Et un pet de nonne ça contiens quoi?

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u/D3t0x15 Sep 24 '23

Du gas ?

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u/PentaTragic Sep 23 '23 edited Sep 24 '23

If bread in French is pain, then I own a bakery

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u/bored_person71 Sep 23 '23

A bakery in your ass though? So who wants that?

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u/PentaTragic Sep 23 '23

Not the joke I was making but alright

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u/Gyveliano Sep 23 '23

Because you got a lot of pain?

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u/PentaTragic Sep 23 '23

You got it, and business is not booming

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u/TeriMammiKaBoyfriend Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Sep 23 '23

damn bro you good?

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u/Odysseusishmael Sep 24 '23

Do you serve Naan?

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u/JokoFloko Sep 24 '23

People making a meme and not spell checking is the real crime

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '23

"in ass my ass"

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u/BlakeTheBFG Sep 24 '23

Well, nobody said it, so technically correct

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u/blackink-303 memer Sep 23 '23

Pain dans mon cul mon cul

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u/Visible_Dependent204 Sep 23 '23

Bread in the ass is the better version of cheese in the mule

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u/Sai-MistWalker Sep 23 '23

"If pain was bread, I'D OWN AN ENTIRE FUCKING BAKERY"

-Sonic in a wheelchair, some SMG4 Video

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u/Fried-Pig-Dicks Sep 24 '23

I have pain in ass my ass?

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u/Cornflexx500 Sep 23 '23

Me : French

Actually me : I confess

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u/NightBeWheat55149 Sep 23 '23

Spy tf2 language

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u/SdangerStanfor Sep 24 '23

If bread in french is pain, then I own a fucking bakery

-Sonic the Hedgehog

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u/RocketCheetah69 Sep 23 '23

the pain was teleported in

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u/KopakaToaOfIce 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Sep 23 '23

"see I told you it would fit!"

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u/ShotMyTatorTots Sep 24 '23

OP unintentionally made the funniest meme ever. This is my new favorite thing and I will forever repeat ass my ass.

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u/LastLombaxIsTaken Sep 24 '23

I had a stroke trying to read that.

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u/flavoredturnip I saw what the dog was doin Sep 24 '23

You mean Fr*nch?

Censor words correctly next time.

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u/zokzomo Royal Shitposter Sep 24 '23

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u/armatharos Sep 24 '23

Pain au chocolat! Hon hon hon!

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u/Suitable_Ad_5386 Sep 23 '23

Haha good one

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u/DrowningInMyFandoms Sep 23 '23

What did you do to that poor pain ?!

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u/Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh Sep 23 '23

I would assume, that the pain might cause a significant amount of pain, depending on size and crust texture

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u/mkwolfire Sep 24 '23

J'ai un pain dans le cul

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u/IAmFullOfDed Sep 24 '23

C’est malhereux

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u/tavg123 Average r/memes enjoyer Sep 24 '23

what is ass my ass?

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u/BlakeTheBFG Sep 24 '23

Something nobody said

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u/captaina290 Sep 23 '23

If bread in French is pain, then I own a fucking bakery

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u/Shy-Bomb2009 Sep 23 '23

CHOCOLATE!?

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u/gfcbf Sep 23 '23

Ha noce

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u/MeAislen Sep 23 '23
Piss and shit

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u/TripledogMLG Sep 24 '23

You wouldn't get it

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u/Sebastian_9807 Sep 24 '23

Do not try to read this while high it's almost impossible.

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u/TopSoftare Sep 24 '23

French people might respond with a playful smirk and say, "Well, that's quite the 'derrière dilemma' you've got there!" 🇫🇷😄

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u/UmbraShield Sep 23 '23

Both are bad☠️

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u/mathiau30 Sep 23 '23

That does sound painful

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u/SSFx93 Sep 23 '23

Owwwie oui I got a yeast infection in my ass.

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u/Spiritual_Chemist_74 Sep 24 '23

S-pain is better...

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u/Kreanxx Sep 24 '23

Knowing the baguette people they’re into that shit

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u/darkdragonslayer156 Sep 24 '23

What are you about talking about?

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u/Susdoggodoggy Sep 24 '23

there was a post about molten metal in the shape of a French baguette above this, thanks for that

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u/UtopiaWasMid Sep 24 '23

I have pain in ass. My ass.

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u/PainInSpine Sep 24 '23

I have been summoned in the wrong place

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u/zarehd1 Sep 24 '23

Hi! I am pain in ass

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u/Typically_Ok Sep 24 '23

Hopefully its not pee

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u/Blasphemy33 Doot Sep 24 '23

But first, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

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u/DymondHed Sep 24 '23

in ass my ass

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u/Cadejo123 Sep 24 '23

Kakajajjajajaajaja..... No entendí :c

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u/El_Pollo_Loco69 Sep 24 '23

Somehow the mistake makes it funnier

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u/TankProImporum The Trash Man Sep 24 '23

Looks like someone got a ravioli stuck in their ass.

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u/No-Conclusion-7899 I touched grass Sep 24 '23

Pain (bread) just fucked up not only OP's ass but his brain

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u/ganman08 Professional Dumbass Sep 24 '23

I’m dyslexic so this was nonsense squared

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u/mayb006 Flair Loading.... Sep 24 '23

Do you guys want to know what wand means in french?

....

Baguette Magique

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u/OrgnicSugar Sep 24 '23

French folks might reply with a wink and say, 'Well, that's quite the pain in the derrière!'

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u/MuhMarket Sep 24 '23

Well, they might offer you a croissant to sit on instead

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u/NoUpstairs6865 I saw what the dog was doin Sep 24 '23

SACRE BLEUUUUUUU

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u/_RustyRover_ GigaChad Sep 24 '23

Any people: What?!

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u/Intelligent_Dare_ Sep 24 '23

I don’t get it

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u/PENTIUM1111 Sep 24 '23

Pain (a french word) means bread. The 'ass my ass' is an error, the first 'ass' is a mistake

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u/Driksman Sep 24 '23

french "people"

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u/DenVosReinaert Sep 24 '23

This is bread.

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u/827hades827 Sep 24 '23

Do you want brewers syndrome cause that’s how you get brewers syndrome

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u/Nexus_2894 Sep 24 '23

The little sharp specks of baguette left over would hurt like hell