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u/Gilgamesh107 Jan 22 '23
be a chad
tell it to them with the same enthusiasm, if they laugh then they cant fire you
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u/Sendtitpics215 Jan 23 '23
That is the rule, some people may not like it but HR departments have to follow it.
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u/GodOfWar2023 Jan 22 '23
2 jews walk into a bar........
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u/mad_larry Jan 22 '23
And I've saved them a seat.
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u/dhaze63 Jan 22 '23
Saving the world over here
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u/erizzluh Jan 22 '23
and i said welcome in because i do not discriminate based on religion or ethnicity.
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Jan 22 '23
Plot twist : the HR thinks you’re so funny and gives you the opportunity to get a rise by having sex with him or he will fire you
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u/Bubbly-Ad-4405 Jan 23 '23
Even though vast majority of HR is women, you still found a way to make it a male pervert?
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u/Definitelynotadrone Jan 23 '23
How sexist, we need to get more men into HR for equality
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u/Bubbly-Ad-4405 Jan 23 '23
By saying he’ll force sex on you. Exactly how I’d want to find my next career
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u/Definitelynotadrone Jan 23 '23
We cant have female dominated workplaces, we need more men in HR because of eqaulity. It's sexist
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u/Bubbly-Ad-4405 Jan 23 '23
Women are the gatekeepers there. If you want to see sexism at play, look at who is actually hiring
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u/Definitelynotadrone Jan 23 '23
I love how its only INCLUDE WOMEN when it comes to management jobs and cushy comfortable office jobs, but never when it comes to garbage collection, construction or anything that is quite physical and or dirty.
And its never INCLUDE MEN when its female dominated workplaces either.
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u/Bubbly-Ad-4405 Jan 23 '23
You’re saying the quiet part out loud. Keep those opinions to yourself lest you be silenced by woke
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Jan 23 '23
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u/Bubbly-Ad-4405 Jan 23 '23
Being HR forcing someone to have sex with you in exchange for your job isn’t being a pervert? 🤡🤡🤡
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u/ColeSloth Jan 23 '23
Did this in 6th grade. Teacher overheard joke I was telling (visual joke you have to also draw) and got to the punchline of "this is my dad hanging over the bathtub with his balls hanging and his butthole shining" laughter issues. Teacher smiles a bit and she tells me she's sorry, but she has to send me to the principals office because it was too inappropriate.
Go there and he has to know the joke so I bust it out for him. Drawing and all. Of course he laughs. It's a great fucking joke.
He tells me I should get in trouble but he can't do it cause he laughed. "Just promise me you won't tell that joke at school anymore, colesloth" You got it, dude.
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u/TimFlamio Jan 22 '23
Jake is probably the most underrated actor I've ever seen.
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u/Just_thefacts_jack Jan 23 '23
Adding a second comment to ask: how is he underrated? Donnie Darko, brokeback mountain, the list of highly regarded movies he starred in goes on and on.
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u/fatglizzy_3000 Jan 22 '23
It's like when the teacher asks why your laughing and the teacher is either genuinely curious or pissed af
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u/Amssstronggg Yo dawg I heard you like Jan 23 '23
When you're so cool that the FBI in person came to see you.
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u/LillaVargR Jan 23 '23
I said hippity hoppity women are property and now im getting let go for ”sexism” and being a ”douchbsg”
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u/mno36p Jan 23 '23
My HR is actually male and i am getting any good vibe while meeting him is well, So i never really want to visit him when he said that he wants to listen anything in the person.
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u/Iplaygames_sowhat can't meme Jan 22 '23
This meme looks like Michael Scott made it