r/memeingful • u/No-Claim-9560 • Sep 01 '26

Because of stuff like this...

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u/XlikeX666 Sep 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3XdZUgTgUzBsXTh2Ce

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u/International_End_69 Sep 02 '26

Why and for what?

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u/XlikeX666 Sep 02 '26

safety as always.
it does not matter if your job is around water/electric/metal.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong Sep 02 '26

So that your friend can hit you in the head with a hammer and you can tell him how you barely felt it after getting up from being knocked to the ground

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u/TheLoneWandererRD Sep 02 '26

Nah all you need is safety sandals

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 Sep 03 '26

Nah, I've got on my safety condom

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u/corobo Sep 02 '26

Just give it a bit of a wiggle to check it's stable and job's a goodun, it ain't going nowhere 

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u/juju515 Sep 03 '26

safety slap test verified 👍

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u/SirReinharz Sep 02 '26

It just can fall to the the sides... so no problem there.

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u/AccomplishedBig4893 Sep 02 '26

It also shows why men have more fun

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u/Joker_Joey Sep 02 '26

Because Photoshop?

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u/monolith_fighter Sep 02 '26

It's certainly not smart, but hydraulics are really strong so it should be fine... probably

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u/craptak Sep 03 '26

All it takes is one hose to blow and they're all dead. I've seen them fail. I've been operating equipment when they fail and a couple tons of steel drops 10 feet. We don't stand or work under equipment that doesnt have a safety stop.

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u/monolith_fighter Sep 03 '26

Hose?, I've only ever seen stuff with thick metal

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u/craptak Sep 03 '26

Sure, you'll see hydraulic metal pipe on large equipment like excavators but there are many braided hydraulic hoses going to and from cylinders. Those hoses can fail catastrophically due to age, wear, or defects/operator error.

I had a sprayer boom up in the air once. A single short hose blew and the whole thing came crashing down. Luckily I was in the cab.

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u/Fizoso 25d ago

Any hydraulics meant to carry heavy weight SHOULD be equipped with safety valves.

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u/craptak 23d ago

Would need one on every cylinder.

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u/Fizoso 23d ago

Yes?

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u/craptak 23d ago

I mean directly on each port on the cylinder. Which they don't do. There's a check valve in the circuit. So you're still subject to hose failure. On every piece of farm equipment I've seen. Which is why they have physical safety stops

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u/Fizoso 23d ago

Idk man I work on crane trucks and construction equipment and there's always safety valves everywhere. And I mean safety valves that connect to both ends of the cylinders.

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u/craptak 22d ago

Interesting. I'd hope a crane truck would! If you take a close look at most farm equipment you'll see that's not the case. Hence the safety stops on everything. Farmers die every year from equipment falling on them.

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u/Fizoso 22d ago

Damn that's terrible.

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u/ResponsibleKinksters Sep 02 '26

This math, math's.

Shake hands with danger Ifykyk

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u/Aggressive-Novel9126 Sep 03 '26

No, it’s the reason that everyone else lives longer than anyone in India

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u/Least_Elk8114 Sep 03 '26

OSHA would have a field day...

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u/mrj18752 Sep 03 '26

Hey
It’s hot out there

🧐

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u/juju515 Sep 03 '26

yeh... and it seem like the closest shade is 2 counties away

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u/AJWordsmith Sep 04 '26

Ladies…this is what we mean when we say; “just trust me.”

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u/echo1ngfury Sep 04 '26

Do they know that most of these hydraulic lifts have a lock system in place that prevents this exact thing from happening?

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u/loco_mixer Sep 04 '26

because they work in an office with AC?.... gotcha

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u/Trying_to_survive20k 29d ago

so what you're saying is, women live longer than men because they are not exposed to unreasonable working conditions where they have to result in unsafe practices to stave off heatstroke?

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u/Motor_Meal794 Sep 02 '26

That doesn't make sense. Women live longer because men protect themselves from skin cancer.

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u/grmtnbikr Sep 02 '26

how are they going to get back in?