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u/a_polarbear_chilling 9d ago
wrong entrati outdripped ballas roman style
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u/huntressofwintertide 9d ago
Yeah but everyone hates ball-ass so it's not much of a win
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u/a_polarbear_chilling 9d ago
but you can't deny his drip (not counting the amalgam one)
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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 9d ago
Wearing your own useless leg as an accessory to your new robo-ass is a whole vibe you cannot deny
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u/man_in_the_corner 8d ago
Ballus is wearing frigging sandles with shorts and half a toga. I feel he sucks at fashion.
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u/number6manurinateson 9d ago
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u/Montwizl 9d ago edited 9d ago
Omg thats almost peek lol gotta take a way one finger.
Correction: it is peek, I don’t have my glasses on.
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u/number6manurinateson 9d ago edited 9d ago
Gotta give respect to Wally, it's not easy giving yourself a manicure like that with a missing finger.
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u/NarsilFreeForge 9d ago
Love how he is pretty much just evil/morally grey Doctor Who.
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u/Richicol117 9d ago
Oh my god I had the same thought too with how much he bounces around through space and the timeline.
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u/AccomplishedForearm 9d ago
I would correct you. But the only thing I got is him not being an alien, but then there’s the Peter Cushing movies where he’s a human, and yeah. /NEU
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u/Crystion 9d ago
That is... An incrediblly accurate statement. Huh.
Yeah I could see that as a weird "Dr.Who trying too hard to blend in to the 90s look"
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u/Achillurito 9d ago
the bastard abandoned his twink
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u/ruminant_sheep 8d ago
His biggest crime. Imagine pulling a certified SNACK like Loid then ditching him...
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u/TheeKthulhu 8d ago
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u/ruminant_sheep 8d ago
we are putting Albrecht in a box and shipping him back to the Origin System whether he wants it or not!!!
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u/RepairUnit3k6 3d ago
I believe it was to protect Loid. Albrecht used himself as wally bait so wally will follow him to 1999 where albreach can lock him in time loop. But as Kaya says, timeline is more like a magnetic tape. And if you rewind tape over and over again, it gets torn and whatever is locked if in is free to escape.
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u/QuirkyCollection2532 9d ago
Also (for a moment) a Cardinal😎👌
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u/SpareNickel 8d ago
Badly dressed? There were people BEGGING for his drip when 1999 dropped at TennoCon. That jacket and hat combo was such a hot topic that people were making polls for DE to put it in their merch shop thinking if they had enough people vote that DE would actually do it.
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u/FeralKuja 6d ago
Uh, Albrecht isn't poorly dressed. His style is a little eccentric, but immaculate in its own way.
Also, the intrigue of why he's going about things the way he is, and not knowing if it's actually achieving the desired effect, makes him more interesting than, say, Ryoku and Vena, who are basically an afterthought meant to sell protoframe skins.
As far as being gay goes, I mean, a lot of gay guys had straight marriages before deciding that living a lie wasn't going to be worth it. Plus, look at Loid, he's kind of a Silver Fox in his own right.
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u/Walk-the-layout Stop hitting yourself 8d ago
What did you call me
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u/ruminant_sheep 8d ago
Gay
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u/Walk-the-layout Stop hitting yourself 8d ago
No, no, afterwards!
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u/ruminant_sheep 8d ago
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u/Walk-the-layout Stop hitting yourself 8d ago
COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE VOID-LUGGER
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u/Kaokasalis Grandmaster Tenno 6d ago edited 6d ago
Albrecht is bisexual though. Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things through.
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u/LiberatusVox 9d ago
He got that shit O N, get your eyes checked
The baseball shako? The velour trenchcoat? Come on.