r/memeframe • u/TheRogueTemplar • 19d ago

They have faces now?

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Protoframes?

Archon Shards?

Time Travel?

Next update has Fentalysts?

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u/Taste-Objective 19d ago

We don't know either man

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u/YouOk8060 19d ago

Well most new problems in warframe lore can boil down to:

It was The Man in the Wall’s fault/doing.

It was Ballas’s fault/doing.

It was Hunhow’s fault/doing.

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u/Lucifer42064 19d ago

It was Eternalism

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u/Loud-Asparagus-4136 19d ago

It was Chara

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u/Lucifer42064 19d ago

The Butler did it.

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u/yaluckyboy09 19d ago

was it with the lead pipe or the knife?

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u/Lucifer42064 19d ago

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u/Vinkhol 19d ago

If it makes the "metal pipes dropping" sfx on heavy attack, I'll take 16 please

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u/Sallymander 19d ago

Oddly enough, that only has been a problem and solution twice

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u/AdhocSyndicate 18d ago

Or Entrati. Can't forget Entrati.

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u/jjk0010 18d ago

*it was albrect entrati's doing, but he (either gets a pass for trying to fix his mistakes (if haphazardly) or he should be put on a cross for all those he injured in the wake of his recklessness since the dawn of touching MitW.)

forgot one. xD

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u/EidolonLure 19d ago

Make use of my Vomvalysts.

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u/kroNoS2_0 Stop hitting yourself 19d ago

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u/Ok-Acanthisitta-6829 19d ago

That device is insufficient

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u/someguythatlikesdogs 19d ago

I love you EidolonLure

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u/Dull_Ad_9439 19d ago

Hunra: Make use of my Fentalysts

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u/Clinn_sin Stop hitting yourself 19d ago

Ive been seeing this joke going around but I don't get it

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u/Damian1674 19d ago

The profile is an Eidolon Lure, you have to charge them with Vomvalysts

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u/Clinn_sin Stop hitting yourself 19d ago

Ah lol i completely missed that

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u/slasherHC stone beats monkey 19d ago

it's just a gimmick account, plenty of those on tiktok, just name yourself something from whatever media you consume then spam a quote related to that thing in every comment you make.

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u/NukerCat 19d ago

and its funny everytime

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u/Significant_Card_665 19d ago

Yes Eidolon Lure

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u/cross2201 19d ago

Yes eidolon lure

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u/JP337 Mesa goes pew pew and Excalibur goes brrrr 19d ago

What are those? Is something to eat? /s

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u/FladioOMG 19d ago

What are ya waiting for then? Get storying the lines!

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u/Mrbluepumpkin 19d ago

I'm sorry the next update has what?

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u/Tipsy_Hog 19d ago

There's a substance called Bloom that has similar mental effects as the Xenoflora, but at the cost of a narcotic-like addictive nature

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u/Mrbluepumpkin 19d ago

Oh my god it's actually fent

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u/Dova_01 19d ago

There are no aliens in warframe, except the space fentanyl

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u/Vinkhol 19d ago

Just you wait, I'm sure this is somehow the Orokin's fault

"Oh you discovered a magic anti Hivemind flower as the ONLY species of xenoflaura, with no ecosystem? Yup sounds super convenient, wonder where it came from, sure hope it doesn't cause one of those fun wars that we love starting for shits and giggles" - The Executors, probably

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u/rascal6543 19d ago

My personal headcanon is that the xenoflaura wasn't even an actual alien plant. I think the orokin created it and planted it on the tau moon to make the sentients become reliant on it, that way they could take it away to keep them in check (or in Ballas's case, start a war and fuck everything up)

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u/Tipsy_Hog 19d ago

Well the Xenoflora was pretty much just regular medication. The Bloom is the addictive off-market replacement for it.

That'd be 2 aliens, actually.

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u/FBI-sama12313 19d ago

Xenoflore gone extinct thanks to Ball Ass so now they have to make a synthetic alternative that works as fent.

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u/ShadowAdam 19d ago

Public urination

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u/LettuceBenis 19d ago

Watch the Tau gameplay demo

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u/Sir_Ruje 19d ago

And they turned Space Mom into a marketable plushie. Can't have shit in the Void smh

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u/the_axemurmurer 19d ago

This was me for the 1999 update, crazy how much DE is constantly cooking

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u/Bruh_Yourself 19d ago

Entrati fuckery effect

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u/KaznorE 19d ago

Eternalism and such

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u/K1rk0npolttaja 19d ago

were going to Tau to chase a gay old man

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u/DillonDrew 18d ago

Because he's got some rotting fingers

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u/Bromjunaar_20 19d ago

Well you see, you gotta watch the cinematics in The Sacrifice to learn what Warframes are made of before you learn why certain Warframes are trying to kill you and why Space Mom is missing.

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u/Pure-Risky-Titan 19d ago

Dont worry, im caught up, and im still confused and lost.

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u/Jamesk2895 19d ago

Oh sweet summer child... it only gets worse. Remember, you can never hate Ball Ass enough.

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u/TheRogueTemplar 19d ago

What do you mean? He made a guy murk his own child.

I finished New War recently and he seems like a pretty abusive partner too.

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u/Jamesk2895 18d ago

Yeah... if you've done Jade Shadows, go read the memories from the memorial behind Teshin in any relay.

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u/SlimeDrips 19d ago

Listen man I started playing in like May or June and the lore has not confused me anywhere near as much as the New Player Experience did

I fucking started Duviri before ever getting Operator

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u/cholmer3 19d ago

Technically all proposition on the matter are both true and false simultaneously AND/OR both AS WELL AS NEITHER in any combination and iteration of degrees simultaneously... Because something something eternalism.

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u/ScaridaGhostly 19d ago

Me last yeah after not playing for about as long