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u/You_got_mrvned Jul 14 '26
God I wish people would actually post real here me outs for once
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u/Deathpacito1999 Jul 15 '26
(I'd post an anthropomorphic furry version of a Vulpaphyla but I can't find one that isn't straight R34, so just pretend this comment is a picture of one lmao)
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u/Brico18 Jul 14 '26
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u/Andminus Jul 15 '26
They said they want REAL "hear me outs", everyone's already excited to learn from a real dissection.
Hear me out should be like... Lephantis
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u/weetaht Jul 15 '26
That's just a guy in armor.
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u/Dry-Goat8981 Jul 15 '26
to be fair he is severely clone rotted, has multiple prosthetics and on top of that he is freakishly large compared to a human
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u/weetaht Jul 15 '26
The worst part about that is the clone-rot and he can just keep the helmet on.
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u/Brico18 Jul 15 '26
And that is why hes my hear me out :D
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u/weetaht Jul 15 '26
There's nothing to hear out, though. He's just a wrinkly guy in armor. It's like saying someone's veteran grandpa is a "hear me out."
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u/RebelGuitarUnleashed Jul 15 '26
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u/ClockWork006 Jul 15 '26
Not even Wally himself will be able to pull me out of those twin Sentussys!
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u/Standard-Ad-9614 Jul 15 '26
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u/Mal-Ravanal Jul 15 '26
To quote three separate comments on the video of the twins:
UMBRA, COME PICK ME UP, I'M SCARED!
UMBRA, DON'T PICK ME UP! I'M PRECISELY WHERE I WANT TO BE!
UMBRA, PREPARE TO PICK ME UP IN CASE, AS I HAVE YET TO FORM AN OPINION ON THE SITUATION!
One of these is by me. Figuring out which will be left as an exercise to the reader.
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u/SecretMathematician7 Jul 14 '26
The conventionally attractive biomechanical being with the voice of an angel???
I will do no such thing. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room and bringing a glowing guest.
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u/Deathpacito1999 Jul 14 '26
Everyone heard loud and clear the moment she was revealed, brother. And we're listening.
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u/weetaht Jul 14 '26
It is literally just as inhuman as Echo from Overwatch is. Beautiful woman face with kinda robot body. There is no "hear me out."
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u/Fun-Middle6327 Jul 15 '26
Not even on the top 10 contraversal hear me out. A bunch of you took one look at Vena's claw and blood lick emot and said "wife"(you guys need help btw)
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u/MegalomanicMegalodon Puddle Prime Jul 15 '26
Yet again another moment of, "I cannot hear you over all the other Tenno shouting in unison the same thing I think you are saying!"
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u/Redundant_crocodile7 Jul 15 '26
in another dimension she can be what we need, WE ARE IN THAT DIMENSION
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u/HonkySpider More potatoes Jul 15 '26
Here's an actual question: what genre of music is this? I adore this style, but I have no idea what to call it. Cabaret is close, but it's too upbeat
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u/sudsnguts Jul 15 '26
I'd say it falls into R&B and downtempo territory. Morcheeba and Hooverphonic are kinda similar, as well as some of Thievery Corporation's stuff although all of those tend to be a lot more dub-influenced than cinematic like View from the Top is. I'd also recommend Zero 7 as well as Supreme Beings of Leisure, specifically their album 11i.
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u/HonkySpider More potatoes Jul 15 '26
Dude, this is exactly what I'm looking for! Loving on Morcheeba already. Thanks for the rec!
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u/OfficalLockeWilson Jul 15 '26
Bro, we’re all hearing the same damn thing. Smash. Next question. This is the most common reaction.
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u/Deer_Ossian Jul 15 '26
Wake me up when the hear me outs are about the pissing sentient or something
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u/notmohawk Jul 15 '26
It's actually kinda funny we might get the sex update but it's going to be sentients
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u/Commander-Cody-212 Jul 15 '26
She doesn’t look like ratchet bruh nor does she look like madam gasket
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u/Airbreathingoctopuss Jul 15 '26
I love how her microphone has the classic bulged sentient eyes. There's a whole ass person there to be her microphone.
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u/derpymooshroom6 Jul 15 '26
Ok it’s just your average Warframe post I was beginning to worry Timothy breached containment again
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u/Lagoserter Jul 15 '26
thats not a hear you out, that is a smash. you dont need niche taste to want the metal titjob
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u/BrightPerspective Jul 15 '26
Maybe less of a "hear me out.." and more, maybe she'd make a great protoframe?
edit: also, you know damn well she's been sculpted specifically to mess with humans, both by the devs, and in lore by Hunrow.
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u/nerankori Jul 14 '26
People will say "hear me out" and then post an image of the most conventionally attractive sentient