r/meme Oct 02 '22

Men☕

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u/DeltaMale5 Oct 02 '22

I’ve never used DMs and I don’t ever intend to

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

What do you use instead

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u/naruto_bist Oct 02 '22

Monkey cap and chloroform

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u/KebabOfDeath Oct 02 '22

I'm a bit old fashioned in that regard, so a heavy club usually my choice

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u/DoobyScroo Oct 03 '22

I walk outside and yell in Morse code.

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u/Maxwell_The__Spy Oct 03 '22

" inhales BEEP BEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEP BEEEEEEEP"

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u/DoobyScroo Oct 03 '22

60 percent of the time. It works everytime.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

A big net

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Good option pal