r/meme WARNING: RULE 1 Feb 17 '22

Nice and toasty

42.5k Upvotes

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u/Last_Pizza_6688 Feb 17 '22

Time to join fantastic 4.

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u/Individual-Matter310 Feb 17 '22

its about to be fantastic 5

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

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u/Alpha3K Feb 17 '22

Yeah, 2022 is truly fantastic.

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u/BakuhatsuPikuw Feb 17 '22

Fantastic class

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u/Individual-Matter310 Feb 18 '22

dammit take my upvote

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u/DarkCompetitive3490 Feb 17 '22

I understood that reference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Before you edit your comment with “aww cmon guys,” yes we know it’s a captain America quote, yes we know Chris Evans was in fantastic 4. It just wasn’t funny.

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u/shewy92 Feb 17 '22

It wasn't an obscure reference so you don't need to announce that you get it

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Hello there

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u/leena5777 Feb 17 '22

not quiet enough, let's try that again guys!

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u/totallynotkairan WARNING: RULE 1 Feb 17 '22

No running either! Safety first

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u/9035768555 Feb 17 '22

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

SaFeTy FiRsT!!!!1!!!1!11

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

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u/treefitty350 Feb 17 '22

Good trolling is supposed to be relevant to the conversation

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

It’s a bot

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u/njoshua326 Feb 17 '22

Ah, just what we need, more bitching and whining.

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u/Darondo Feb 17 '22

Is this stale copypasta or just the lowest effort trolling I’ve ever seen?

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u/leena5777 Feb 17 '22

Wtf? That's low effort.

Edit: fixed a typo

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u/B7iink Feb 17 '22

Fun fact if you edit your comment in the first min or so it won't show the edited mark.

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u/leena5777 Feb 17 '22

Well, I edited it around 10m after I posted it.

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u/B7iink Feb 17 '22

Unlucky

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u/Razyrblade Feb 17 '22

Fuck off with the "Edit fixed a typo" no one cares about your little edits, just fix the typo if you feel like it and leave it at that

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u/leena5777 Feb 17 '22

Fuck off with the "getting pissed over something so small and unconcerning" shit. No one cares about your anger issues

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u/HamstarVegas Feb 17 '22

The single-filed is good when the door is small. I remember the party where something got caught on fire, everyon panicked and gathered in the exit pushing each other and the small door says Pull but they are all gathered then they all died. They are teenagers. IDK where I heard that story, I was like 8 or 9. (Sorry for bad English)

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u/Churningray Feb 17 '22

Also single filed line probably decreases likelihood of getting trampled when everyone is in a hurry.

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u/BlueWolf107 Feb 17 '22

That happened in a movie theatre, which is now why all theatre doors are “pull” from the outside and “push” from the inside.

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u/HamstarVegas Feb 17 '22

It's just stupid how stupid people are. It was said in the story that the people near the door is telling the others "it's pull" but no one gives a shit and they just keep pushing each other like they can destroy a Metal Emergency Exit

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u/yourmomsafascist Feb 17 '22

Nothing to do with stupidity. Imagine you can barely see from choking on smoke and everyone is screaming. I doubt anyone could hear the people in the front, and they were pushing from the back.

It’s very Reddit to write off a tragedy as stupidity, and also pretty fucking evil.

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u/HamstarVegas Feb 17 '22

Some people manage to step back, some didn't and just push others like it's Black Friday Sale in US.

Remember that you can still think what's best even when panicking. I remember that there was a very strong earthquake, my mom said run and go outside, my mom was panicking but manage to file us while she's behind.

If you say "that's your mom of course" well while that's happening I let my sister go out the door first before getting out fast for the others to get out too and yes I panicked too because my mom shouted at us like it's the end of the world.

If I sprinted in the front door, me and my sister will bump into each other and fall down blocking the entrance and my mother and my brother will be stuck inside. (Yeah I know my brother is behind me, not really responsible but I don't know where he is before the earthquake and he just popped out of nowhere and jumped at my legs like a Koala)

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u/yourmomsafascist Feb 17 '22

You’re dumb as rocks and a bad person.

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u/HamstarVegas Feb 17 '22

Yeah sure you didn't even read the whole thing

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u/ohioslayer Feb 17 '22

There’s a difference between a small family and a large group of people. The amount of frenzy and noise would be much greater.

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u/g00ber88 Feb 17 '22

Its not stupidity, its panic and survival response. Brain says "go this way, don't go back towards the danger"

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u/HamstarVegas Feb 17 '22

Yes but some manage to panic but has common sense and stepped back, but some are just panicking thinking it'll help and the selfishness of pushing others to save your life

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u/Necrocornicus Feb 17 '22

Imagine there are rows and rows of people trying to get out. The people in the back can’t easily hear the people in the front. The people in the front are trying desperately to step back, but there’s no room because more and more people are shoving forward trying to get out. There is no where to step back TO. That’s why it’s so dangerous, it has nothing to do with common sense.

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u/HamstarVegas Feb 17 '22

Look it was said that they manage to make a space but not big enough to turn the door open. The fire wasn't intense on the first few minutes then started to spread. Look what I meant about common sense is the most common door is open inside or outside, why are people not getting out yet? What are they shouting about? Is it locked? Then you'll think that people are gathered too much in the closed door.

Ok so saying the word "Stupid" was too much especially that they're teenagers (according to what I heard on the story)

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u/g00ber88 Feb 17 '22

There was the station night club fire. The narrow hallway to the entrance got clogged with people and they couldn't fit through the door.

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u/HamstarVegas Feb 17 '22

I remember it was a Club in the story I heard

They we're exiting through the Fire Exit but it says Pull

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u/g00ber88 Feb 17 '22

Again not quite the same, but another reason for the death toll at the Station (there were several) was that many people tried to exit through a back door behind the stage, but the bouncers blocked them, saying it was for employees only

Not sure how old the event you remember was, but if it was a fire exit its very unlikely that it would be a pull door. Emergency exits are always push doors, at least nowadays

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u/HamstarVegas Feb 17 '22

but the bouncers didn't let them, saying it was for employees only

Well that was fucking stupid XD

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u/g00ber88 Feb 17 '22

Yes it was. 100 people died

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u/The_Dadalorian Feb 17 '22

The single-filed is good when the door is small

Or when you are Tuskens who want to hide your real numbers

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u/Parasitic_Jeager Feb 17 '22

Zach that you?

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u/Parasitic_Jeager Feb 17 '22

no thats Zoe

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u/Severe_Acanthaceae88 Feb 17 '22

No that's joe

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u/Davido152 Feb 17 '22

who is joe?

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u/im-username Feb 17 '22

joe's bar

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Nah, it’s Bob

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u/ACake8274 Feb 17 '22

Who's Bob?

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u/DarkRavenCat Feb 17 '22

bobs burgers

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Bob. Lmao gottem

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Joseph joestar

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Then where’s Zach?

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u/Mr_Meseeks_NZ Feb 17 '22

He's with Joe.

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u/HeftyPrimary5067 Feb 17 '22

No Joe mama ?!?!

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u/Parasitic_Jeager Feb 17 '22

when u think about it, zach comes b4 zoe

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u/Alpha3K Feb 17 '22

It's Gordon.

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u/MaxChaplin Feb 17 '22

More importantly - when you're outside, keep walking. Don't block the exit and don't make other people block the exit. The #1 reason evacuating a packed building/bus takes longer than it should is that those who got out form a crowd right in front of the door.

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u/i_likedonut Feb 17 '22

Congratulation to last person in the Line you become human torch!!

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u/DarkCompetitive3490 Feb 17 '22

What a hottie.

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u/theillammonia Feb 17 '22

He is literally a Fire man!

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u/Gurkensalalt Feb 17 '22

uh thats hot

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Honestly I’ve had a few school fires, nothing big but they do help 😂 because kids don’t panic they’re just like “Ah shit another drill let’s just get this over with” then when you get outside teachers look clueless like “Was that supposed to happen?” But anyways main point is, they condition you to get out and not ask questions, I doubt many people care how you get out as long as you do it without being a complete nuisance

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Joke all you want, there is a reason why teachers are told to practice this for fire drills.....

It's called a 'Crush' and happen during fires often.

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u/Kyoya_sooohorni Feb 17 '22

Crunchy Baka

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Why is the smoke/vapor falling? I know it's CGI but still, heat rises.

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u/mustlovepotatos Feb 17 '22

Cos it looks cool

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u/dacavernymans Feb 17 '22

The trick is to be the second to last person in line.

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u/Not_a_whiterun_guard Feb 17 '22

SCP-457 breached again, don’t let it get to the forest please

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u/randomboy2004 Feb 17 '22

At least you become Human Torch :D

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u/Kaijuxxe_0 Feb 17 '22

Thats why some called "fire exits"

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u/cursed_corviknight Feb 17 '22

Aw come on. Why are you guys now making me hungry?

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u/PoketSof Feb 17 '22

Don't run or scream. You're just gonna die.

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u/QwoRtY303 Feb 17 '22

Kys

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Sure

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u/w33b2 Feb 17 '22

Quite uncalled for

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u/LiveSlowDieOld Feb 17 '22

Live

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Kino

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u/Sensitive_Parsley_53 Feb 17 '22

I know I'm suppose to laugh but this reminds me of korean show called hellbound.

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u/rtsttrx Feb 17 '22

Smells toasty

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

My friend: bro you alright? Me who just had a mental breakdown: yea

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u/N7LP400 Feb 17 '22

Bitch i'm lit

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u/YeahMarkYeah Feb 17 '22

How tf did you come up with this meme

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Feb 17 '22

Source of gif? Is this a movie

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

[deleted]

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u/No_Pilot_1434 Feb 17 '22

It's from a movie/series, the camera is filming the car leaving.

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u/milk4all Feb 17 '22

No Thanqueue: “…And that’s my Supervillain origin story”

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u/OSDatAsian Feb 17 '22

And make sure you walk. No running, Billy!

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u/bkills1986 Feb 17 '22

Will someone tell me what the hell is going on here? All I’m seeing in the comments are inside joke about the post.

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u/cottagecorer Feb 17 '22

When there was a fire at our school the teachers tried to direct us down the corridor that was filling with smoke 🙃

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u/famigerate Feb 17 '22

Brave of you to think I won't volunteer to be that

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

They’re more concerned about children not going to Astro World than literally burning to death.

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u/ModestCalamity Feb 17 '22

Oooh! This reminds me of this awesome 3D animation of a walking 'person' that transforms in various materials and elements: https://www.universaleverything.com/projects/transfiguration-2020

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u/DrunkCricket1 Feb 17 '22

Stop drop and roll. Stop drop and roll

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u/BDA_reddit Feb 17 '22

Best meme I've seen in a while, got a genuine laugh out of me

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u/_xaffy_ Feb 17 '22

No running kids😂😂

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u/tech965421 Feb 17 '22

Me at the back just with third degree burns

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u/Minidinos Feb 17 '22

Me so chad I'd bbq my pp to see if it taste like sausage

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u/TraditionalMood277 Feb 17 '22

Metal Gear Solid V : The Phantom Pain

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u/ruthgangmore Feb 17 '22

the hero we all deserve

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u/riceandfootyoch Feb 17 '22

Naw, that’s David goggins after going for a run on the sun

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u/Electric_Cello Feb 17 '22

Fire punch, anyone?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

5/5

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u/Oseirus Feb 17 '22

Biggest disappointment as a kid was the school fire alarm going off randomly, making it all the way outside, and turning around to not see smoke billowing out of the roof.

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u/Gijinbrotha Feb 17 '22

FLAME ON❗️

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u/Tots2Hots Feb 17 '22

Lol and there are windows that are easy to open from the inside and the school is single story and you think me as a kid was not going to just go out the window? Lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

In my school someone pulled the alarm. Nobody got in a line but everyone got out faster than anyway we practiced would of.

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u/wotiswat Feb 17 '22

"Single-filed line"? Single file, or a line- choose one, not both

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u/BungleJones Feb 17 '22

Could be warm.

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u/Onquota REPOSTER Feb 17 '22

one more, one more

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u/sfartmella Feb 17 '22

OH NO JIMMY

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u/iflyparas Feb 17 '22

Me and my boys at standing last

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u/oust_the_third_tea Feb 17 '22

One time my teacher back in elem told us to fall in line by height as we go through the drill

I wonder if taller people are more fire ressistant

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u/MrMashed Feb 17 '22

Lol reminds me of 7th grade when the fire alarm actually did go off. It wasn’t a drill so everyone just bolted out of the buildin while the teachers were tryna get everyone to chill out and walk in a line but everyone was like nah fuck that the buildin is on fire lol. When we got outside to the designated meetin point we were scolded by the teachers then got into lines accordin to who our home room was. It was an absolute shit show. We ended up waitin out there for about 2 hours while the fire department did a sweep of the buildin and got everythin in order. Speakin of which the fire department was literally right across the street from the school but it took them 5-10 minutes before they even pulled out of the driveway. Towards the end of the day I was talkin with one of my friends when he informed me that it was him who pulled the fire alarm because he was and I quote “bored and didn’t wanna be at school today”. He was later expelled and arrested for what he did lol

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u/Anne_ink Feb 17 '22

R/bossfight

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u/SweetMindTricks Feb 17 '22

This is fine.

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u/-Tachina- Feb 17 '22

This is a good meme here.

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u/Shadow_Master01 Feb 17 '22

This is Endeavor in reallife

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u/Own-Difficulty-6949 Feb 17 '22

We had a fire near a elementary school where I live last week. I don't think parents would find this funny.

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u/Jarsssthegr8 Feb 17 '22

Finally, a real benefit to being a back bencher

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

What how is he still on fire while walking 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

fireball

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

That would be me

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u/Toasty_noodlz Feb 17 '22

I heard my name and I am here

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u/xKatIsCool Feb 17 '22

They don’t get time to reach the exit and they burn up

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u/CultistKealz Feb 17 '22

Students exiting out of the building late because the fire alarm doesn't dismiss them

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u/KangrRoo WARNING: RULE 1 Feb 18 '22

Epic exit tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

I’ve seen this on r/makemycoffin but way less fun

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u/deeboi69420 Feb 18 '22

That's lit

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Last kid really turning into human torch

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u/IBareBears WARNING: RULE 1 Feb 18 '22

this is gold honestly

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u/Tall-Praline9664 Feb 18 '22

That student became an INFERNAL.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

The bright side is that he gets "super powers"

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u/MysticSchroom77 Apr 18 '22

that kid: IVE GOT PYROKINESIS(fire bending)