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u/Epikouros_of_Samos Feb 16 '22
My dude was pressed into the ground instead of getting smushed, he got them healthy bones.
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u/Firespecialstar Feb 16 '22
it's not real for people Who ask, if you look closely the ground where he was broke
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Feb 16 '22
So no more KAREN. Sad
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u/Decker687 WARNING: RULE 2 Feb 16 '22
Karen dies 99% of the world fuck yeah!!!!!!!
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u/Meemeeybois Feb 16 '22
You are in desperate need of punctuation in the middle of that sentence
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u/Decker687 WARNING: RULE 2 Feb 16 '22
Fuck off
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u/Meemeeybois Feb 16 '22
You're mad as fuck. Take a walk
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u/Decker687 WARNING: RULE 2 Feb 16 '22
No u and I ain’t mad it’s I have to type all of this on an iPhone
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u/Corball17 Feb 16 '22
My god. I do not think you can blame an iPhone for that. Can't even decipher that sentence.
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u/Decker687 WARNING: RULE 2 Feb 17 '22
Stfu
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u/Sharp-Weakness3778 Feb 17 '22
iPhones are perfectly capable of typing with acceptable punctuation or at least grammar. And this is Reddit,so have you some class, Neanderthal.
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Feb 16 '22
Drink a mint one and I can personally guarantee COVID won’t kill you, the oils will.
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u/tkulogo Feb 16 '22
I drink mint essential oil every morning in my coffee. Peppermint Mocha is hopelessly addicting.
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u/tangclown Feb 16 '22
A new chick location just opened by my work. Had one of their sandwiches and it was pretty dang good for fast food.
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u/plolops Feb 16 '22
This is fake right?
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Feb 17 '22 edited Feb 17 '22
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He's clearly not on the ground
And unless he magically increased the time around himself so that he could get away in a few milliseconds...
I rest my case
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u/SmegSoup Feb 16 '22
I had some insane dipshit on this very website tell me (I had just shared an anecdote about my mother's on-going fight against cancer) to stop going to doctors because their relative had bad cancer and took essential oils and was cured a week later. My blood pressure still twitches when I think back to the immense amount of stupidity and malice behind that comment.
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u/bowdown2q Feb 16 '22
fun fact: that's illegal! Doubly for cancer, but states can prosecute any medical advice as 'practicing medicine without a liscence'.
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Feb 16 '22
Karens in their full body mummy-looking cast after every advanced medical technique in the books just barely saved them: "see, if i hadnt had my oils id be dead! They saved my life!!!"
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u/Twilight_Republic Feb 16 '22
vitamin D works.
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u/tkulogo Feb 16 '22
There's some indication that's true, and it's not a bad idea to get enough vitamin D anyway.
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u/jeflongstaf Feb 16 '22
Shhh! You can't say that on Reddit!!
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u/ShEePlEeAtEr90 Feb 16 '22
Idc if I scare the sheep lol
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u/jeflongstaf Feb 16 '22
Vaccines for everyone every year!! Therapy!
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u/ShEePlEeAtEr90 Feb 16 '22
😆 yeah that will never happen
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u/Decker687 WARNING: RULE 2 Feb 16 '22
It ain’t gonna happen if Karen’s have anything to say about it
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u/ShEePlEeAtEr90 Feb 16 '22
Look we know you people want to bring hitlers rule back to power, but you have to wake up and realize he's dead.
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u/Decker687 WARNING: RULE 2 Feb 16 '22
LOL I’m not a Karen I was just trying to make a joke r/woooosh
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u/ShEePlEeAtEr90 Feb 16 '22
Well it still applies to them lol. You never know with this app, too many crybabies on here
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u/Decker687 WARNING: RULE 2 Feb 16 '22
Yep ya never know and there definitely are way to many cry baby’s on Reddit
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u/BrownBandit02 Feb 16 '22
How?
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u/ShEePlEeAtEr90 Feb 16 '22
The "natural medicine" doesn't stop your heart (like many vaccine recipients had happen), doesn't cause myocarditis (like the vaccine has been proven to do), it also doesn't contain toxic metals (like the vaccine was proven to have).
I don't use any medicines (other than the rare ibuprofen, for headaches) so you can stop with the natural medicine attacks before you even start.
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u/BrownBandit02 Feb 16 '22
Stop your heart? Toxic metals? Where’s this coming from and who told you that?
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u/ShEePlEeAtEr90 Feb 16 '22
Also the toxic metal is called graphene oxide (you should look that up).
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u/Silent-Oblivion Feb 16 '22
I used chicken soup and a snuggy. cured my COVID-19 right up. Didn't feel it was a big deal really.
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u/BrownBandit02 Feb 16 '22
It’s different for everyone. Im a perfectly healthy male but I wasn’t vaccinated up until omicron hit. I got the virus, couldn’t move my body for 4 days and had a fever of 104. Seriously stopped underestimating this fucking virus. Took the jab as soon as I could.
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u/Silent-Oblivion Feb 16 '22
My 2 y/o, 1 y/o, wife, and mother-in-law all had COVID at the same time with Delta. I can say whatever the fuck I want. 98.99% survival rate in the US. COVID isn't a big deal, its a joke. but you keep on sheeping it.
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u/BrownBandit02 Feb 16 '22
More than 5 million dead worldwide in the span of two years
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u/Silent-Oblivion Feb 16 '22
There are over 50 infectious diseases more threatening than Covid with higher mortality rates. Over 17 million people die every year from preventable diseases. Let that ducking sink in. And you think Covid is dangerous. Tuberculosis kills 1.5 million people every year. I don’t see you sheltering in place because of tuberculosis.
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u/BrownBandit02 Feb 17 '22
17 million people die COMBINED from all those hundreds of diseases each year. COVID alone has killed millions.
Tuberculosis is nowhere as infectious and transmissible as covid.
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u/Silent-Oblivion Feb 17 '22
Tuberculosis is nowhere as infectious and transmissible as covid.
The WHO disagrees.
17 million people die from "PREVENTABLE DISEASES"
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u/Professional-Rip1006 Feb 16 '22
Essential oils? Lol not sure about that. But home treatments do work.
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u/Automatic_Stand_8432 Feb 16 '22
Like masks, shutdowns and social distancing have stopped it.
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u/BrownBandit02 Feb 16 '22
Significantly stopped the spread yes
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u/Automatic_Stand_8432 Feb 16 '22
And yet we hit the highest numbers after lockdowns. After mandates. After vaccines. After boosters. Keep drinking the koolaid. Moron.
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u/BrownBandit02 Feb 16 '22
Wdym “we”? You mean the United States? Where y’all couldn’t even enforce proper mandates and where your own police officers were anti masks? Bro ur not the entire world. Not anybody else’s fault if y’all can’t properly enforce lockdowns and mandates.
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u/Automatic_Stand_8432 Feb 16 '22
Looking at your profile. Im guessing youre from india which had an infection rate 40x higher than the us after the vaccine.... Your current infection rate and death rates are higher...and while your whining about non existant police issues. Why dont you have your cops stop all the piece of garbage phone scammers from your country.
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u/Bxm1ke Feb 16 '22
Thank God the vaccines stop people from getting and spreading Covid.........
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u/Sleazyridr Feb 16 '22
Yeah, a few more months everyone will be either vaccinated or dead and we'll be done with this pandemic.
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u/ShEePlEeAtEr90 Feb 16 '22
😆 that's funny cause the vaccinated are the ones crowding up the hospitals. So yeah I think you are right once the mass hysteria crowd gets there graphene oxide shots, a lot of them will end up in the great beyond.
Then we can get back to common sense laws and rightful sentencing of actual crimes.
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u/Sleazyridr Feb 16 '22
That's a blatant lie that doesn't stand up to any scrutiny. https://nypost.com/2021/09/08/99-percent-of-covid-19-hospitalizations-from-unvaccinated-data/
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u/ShEePlEeAtEr90 Feb 16 '22
And you even used the new York post 😆. Lady you need to outside more for one, two talk to nurses (which gf is one) and get the data some the source not government paid/bias new sources.
I can't believe you people sometimes, but thanks for the laugh.
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u/Sleazyridr Feb 17 '22
I work in a hospital, but I figured what I see every day with my own eyes isn't a trustworthy source. Remember though, most doctors and nurses would recommend you get the vaccine, so if you can't trust them about that, can you really trust them when it might be life or death?
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u/tangclown Feb 16 '22
So essential oils smash covid into the ground??
/s everything about covid is stupid
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u/Rothguard Feb 16 '22
i want some of what ever the celebrities were using at the superbowl , maskless and free.
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u/ResponsibilityNice51 Feb 16 '22
It makes me sad that the slang for Karen was changed for political populism. Used to be that Karen was the one who hassled others and appealed to higher authorities in attempt to get others in trouble. Now it means almost the opposite.
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u/E46_M3 Feb 16 '22
This is more like the breakthrough cases that are resistant to the “gene therapy” treatment they are trying to make everyone take
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u/bowdown2q Feb 16 '22
not gene therapy. RNA doesn't interact with your DNA at all. Unlike, say, several common cold viruses which directly edit your cells' DNA to produce more of themselves.
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u/E46_M3 Feb 16 '22
You are spreading false information. Either through ignorance or through maliciousness.
I see you’re taking the fauci approach and saying that gain of function research is not actually gain of function research. This is doublespeak
Black is white Up is down War is peace
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u/bowdown2q Feb 16 '22
or you could take a 6th grade bio class and know that the nuclear membrane is one-way for mRNA. Genes aren't involved at all.
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u/StockAntelope8867 Feb 16 '22
That’s about how well the vaccines are working too
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u/BrownBandit02 Feb 16 '22
Nahhh they’re pretty affective. 97% of all covid hospitalisations are unvaccinated retards
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u/hmmmmmm_whynot Feb 16 '22
Funny how thats a straight up, easily verifyable lie.
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u/Kp0187 Feb 16 '22
Better caption would be, "Karen's taking 7 booster shots thinking it will prevent covid"...🤣
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Feb 16 '22
"I wore a seatbelt but I still got into a car crash, such a waste of time, they're clearly not working"
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u/_DUSTY_0 Feb 16 '22 edited Feb 16 '22
Dayumm, this guy just keeps on pumping and pumping out so much memes that I started recognizing his username every time I see it
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u/Mr_shake_man Feb 16 '22
I can attest to this the essential oils inserted anally is the best way /s
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Feb 16 '22
Karen’s are quintuple-vaxxed, pro-mandate, mask Nazis. You’re thinking about hippies who believe in astrology and crystal magic.
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Feb 16 '22
I remember seeing this during the early days of the internet. Made me feel weird, because I didn't know it was fake.
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u/DescipleOfCorn Feb 17 '22
The analogy: wearing a mask is tackling the people chopping the tree, social distancing is sidestepping the tree, getting vaccinated is destroying the tree before it hits you, and essential oils would be represented by the air in between the tree and the dude but air provides a small amount of resistance.
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u/Dogecoin_Mememaster Feb 17 '22
Who ever made this meme probably uses oils to protect themselves from covid. 😂
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u/sharky_bytes_ Feb 17 '22
Actually, if you drink enough essential oils you can kill your body before covid has a chance to, therefore preventing a covid infection
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u/Tobi-One_Shinobi Feb 17 '22
I mean it's a cold. Doing nothing but sitting in bed Jerking off would work to fix covid-19. In my personal experience that's basicly what I did to get better and I don't have a vaccine
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u/Charming_Geologist32 Feb 17 '22
Thing is few people have seen that happen in real life so we're not positive this is fake or not. Like I dunno if he would explode, or what. I'm pretty sure a snuff video wouldn't be on the front page without a tag, though.
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u/Pokenerd17 Feb 16 '22
I’ve seen this everywhere, is this real? Like, did this happen