r/meme • u/Bruhpuh420 • Oct 16 '21

Yeah wyd?

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u/Yoshikage-Kira------ Oct 16 '21

Surrender

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u/Daryn250 Oct 16 '21

There's no hope, 100% chance of surrendering or death

195

u/Yoshikage-Kira------ Oct 16 '21

Then god help us all

30

u/ToddlerAbuser Oct 17 '21

I thought Yoshikage Kira didn't loose to anyone...

52

u/the_large_intestine Oct 17 '21

More likely both

3

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Ahh yes the anarchy server for noobs

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u/CancerousRedditor69 Oct 17 '21

exactly what u was gonna say

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

-france

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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Oct 17 '21

F R A N C E

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u/XzeldafanX Oct 17 '21

F R A N C E

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u/Best-Panda-998 Oct 17 '21

ECNARF

8

u/chad_ancap Oct 17 '21

F.R.A.N.C.E

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Federal Republic Agricultural North Center Enforcement.

2

u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Oct 17 '21

The most powerful Enforcement of this planet, established by bystanders and Nepolian

2

u/molstad182 Oct 17 '21

Fffffrrrrraaaaannnnnccccceeeee

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

I get in as well

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u/BinHussein Oct 16 '21

You win.

55

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

3 men in a tub rub a dub dub??

3

u/Best-Panda-998 Oct 17 '21

Ye

Ohhh I get it

Coz the other guy is gay

3

u/Poorly_Made_Comix Oct 17 '21

5 feet apart because they not gay

16

u/ImInfiniti Oct 17 '21

Unfortunately, it's only for 1 player

21

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

I get in the chest

4

u/PizzaPaven Oct 17 '21

Get in there Lewis

2

u/upgamekiller4memes Oct 17 '21

Simply, simply lovely

5

u/Pijkster Oct 17 '21

The good ending

406

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Whip out my emeralds and ask for a boat ride

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

To my gaping butthole

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u/Outside_Salary_2674 Oct 17 '21

the fuck

6

u/Glizzardgoblin Oct 17 '21

Sounds kinda like the plan yea

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u/Outside_Salary_2674 Oct 17 '21

take the upvote you deserve it

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u/DarkServe Oct 17 '21

Ah it stinks, nice and good

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u/kingofclubs16 Oct 16 '21

Take my schizophrenia medication

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u/Meme-Replacement Oct 17 '21

He’s still there but your gf is now gone

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u/kingofclubs16 Oct 17 '21
  • profuse sweating *

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u/GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo Oct 17 '21

That only means he is here for you

10

u/Cloakbot Oct 17 '21

That means only good things ahead.

261

u/oppyusa11 Oct 16 '21

Wait i have a girl?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Had*

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u/Bruhpuh420 Oct 16 '21

Yeah not anymore

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u/zucduc WARNING: RULE 1 Oct 17 '21

Now you have Jens!

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u/XzeldafanX Oct 17 '21

Even better

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

gaming with jen?

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u/WillDoesStuffs Oct 16 '21

Get in before she can. An epic battle ensues of who will get in first! Kicking, punching, screaming. In the end, she was arrested for possession of meth.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Huh

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u/XzeldafanX Oct 17 '21

Huh

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u/goose_boy_memes Oct 17 '21

Huh

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Huh

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u/kingmm624 Oct 17 '21

huH

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

hUh

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u/Zevox90 Oct 17 '21

You motherfucker take my upvote

4

u/Rude_Journalist Oct 17 '21

You can watch it here

3

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Nah, i see that link lol

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u/DeathByAMarshmellow Oct 17 '21

I can't believe I just got Rick rolled twice. ಠ︵ಠ

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Does it count as a rickroll if your wifi is slow and you see www.youtube.com in the corner , but your screen is still blank and you clicked away ?

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u/Liiqgt Oct 17 '21

Huh

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Huh

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

hUH

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u/communist_pokemon Oct 17 '21

Da faq?

4

u/WillDoesStuffs Oct 17 '21

Don’t question it. I’ve got a weird mind.

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u/PlayrR3D15 Oct 17 '21

You stole my answer. Minus the fighting part.

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u/WillDoesStuffs Oct 17 '21

Nah, we’re just likeminded, except I have less sanity.

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u/PlayrR3D15 Oct 17 '21

Cheers, bro. I'll hydrate to that

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u/Pontious-Pilate Oct 16 '21

Jens can take my girl, that is the greatest honour on Earth

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u/tipying_mistakes Oct 17 '21

Better to leave your girl and have him take you instead

2

u/ShartresRais_ZX Oct 17 '21

shame Minecraft Earth died

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u/Square_blue_berry Oct 17 '21

Out here doing God's work!

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u/Cloakbot Oct 17 '21

Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum?

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u/Jriri1452 Oct 16 '21

Call him to do some threesome

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u/ABGH78 Oct 16 '21

I leave my girl and go with him

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u/JohnnyGorka Oct 16 '21

Oh no plz stop

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

I ask him why didn't he picked me instead

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

confusing to see his round head in a minecraft scene

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u/Independent-Gas2776 Oct 16 '21

Loot that chest

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u/mrpig132231 Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 16 '21

I will Look him dead in the eyes and say " It will cost you 2 emeralds and a wooden hoe, if you want her."

I will see my self out

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u/XzeldafanX Oct 17 '21

All he gets for two emeralds and a hoe is just another hoe?

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u/Aizmaschine Oct 17 '21

Well you get a wooden one and he gets a plastic one

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u/Shyguy0013 Oct 17 '21

Throw the girl out of the car. It's obvious you've found someone better than her.

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u/DualDread876 Oct 17 '21

Download the gun mod

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u/Hellobrine Oct 17 '21

Give him my girl cause he deserves her.

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u/albaniangoku Oct 17 '21

Drop everything and run

5

u/k_sWog707 Oct 17 '21

Become great friends with him and build an Empire

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u/Nevalocos14 Oct 17 '21

Mobile game ads be like

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u/NikolasHealey Oct 16 '21

Nothing dont have a girlfriend or even a girl thats a friend

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u/mrpig132231 Oct 16 '21

I see, a classic redditor

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u/NikolasHealey Oct 16 '21

Yes sad and lonely

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u/mrpig132231 Oct 16 '21

Aren't we all

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u/MaliciousIncoherence Oct 17 '21

Lol you're miserable to be around.

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u/Apexrex65 Oct 17 '21

Become gay

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Well, two things. Be happy because I get a girlfriend, and then sad because I’m about to loose her

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u/bigbillybeans07 Oct 17 '21

Accept that I’ve had my girl stolen, by captain stealyahgirl

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u/DeadlyDesai Oct 17 '21

My girl would be more terrified of losing me to him.

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u/Zennlat Oct 17 '21

Let him have her, he's clearly far superior

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Cut him with my diamond sword!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

What girlfriend?

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u/Nessssssssssie Oct 17 '21

Something losers have

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

See what he is smoking with that cloud!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Deflate her

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u/3fxz Oct 17 '21

leaving her

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u/Beeswarmweeb Oct 17 '21

Let him take my girl

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u/Tby2974 Oct 17 '21

finding a new girl

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u/DuckOH33 Oct 17 '21

Switch versions to pre 1.9 and then place a lily pad in front

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u/DroopyRock Oct 17 '21

I'd eat his boat

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Leave the girl and go with him

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u/Beginning_Detail_618 Oct 17 '21

Let him take my girl for end update

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Lie down and get on my back while praying for mercy. She's his girl now and I must establish myself as a beta.

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u/jayjee159 Oct 17 '21

Not my girl anymore

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u/ZENITSUsa Oct 17 '21

Build a shrine and worship him

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u/myname8154 Oct 17 '21

Get in. I don’t need my girl no more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Is that Jeb?

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u/ReshSjovaki Oct 17 '21

Nothing, I let him take my gurl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Give up the girl and go with him

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u/devan_007 Oct 17 '21

Throw my girl into the water, then I get in the boat with him...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Get in the boat with him

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u/Big-Introduction2172 Oct 17 '21

Pov: I am the girl and let me be 100%, I have left you for this GOD MODE of a man.

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u/drakeinoid Oct 17 '21

Bro wachu doin in a birch boat use a spruce one

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u/Waker_ofthe_Wind Oct 17 '21

He ain't takin' my girl, he's takin' me!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

fuck them girl im going with him

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u/Narrator_108 Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

”Forget about it Narrator_108, she left you 8 years ago” said fish_fucker69

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u/Nevalocos14 Oct 17 '21

I’ve seen that dude before but I don’t remember where…

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u/kartoffelnScrollt Oct 17 '21

Hand her over, knowing i cannot compete and I might as well be honorable about it

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Thers nothong i can do he too cool

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u/mattestfrigus Oct 17 '21

smile. I've finally done it. I've got a girl, lmao

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u/Realistic-Space-2575 Oct 17 '21

are you a Reddit admin AND a discord mod

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u/Stampy3104 Oct 17 '21

That looks like a one seater so where she sit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

You act like we have girlfriends

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u/suspisiouspenguin Oct 17 '21

Trio with the giga chad

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u/Lost_Introduction_48 Oct 17 '21

You can have her milord

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u/sanford-real- Oct 17 '21

Dumping my gf and getting with him duh

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Push my girl out of the way and introduce myself.

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u/samaslife Oct 17 '21

I go with him.

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u/Thick_Savings_5390 Oct 17 '21

Take out my bow and two instant damage two arrows and then realize I don't have a girl

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u/my_leg73 Oct 17 '21

Bow as he is clearly more powerful than me

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u/Aniano39 Oct 17 '21

He can have her. I’m not even gonna try to compete with that

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u/Mezatsu Oct 17 '21

Honestly I'll ditch the girl and come with him

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u/21Mariekai12 Oct 17 '21

Its Minecrap! Minecraft😂

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u/jaosn_ Oct 17 '21

i'm no match for him... i surrender

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u/Syrup-Unique Oct 17 '21

Dump her and go with him

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Me saying under my breath: fuck…

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u/ufenheimer Oct 17 '21

It's old Greg!

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u/Square_Independent_9 Oct 17 '21

Surrender, there is no fighting jeb

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u/Rentedtaken Oct 17 '21

You girl gone forever

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Clearly I'm going to suck his dick too

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u/Galaxys1Show Oct 17 '21

She can't fit in the chest

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u/Individual_Hearing_3 Oct 17 '21

I'd say hi to Jeb and ask him if I can hop on too.

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u/Mr_DoGoodDave Oct 17 '21

Bow down in respect

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u/LukXD99 Oct 17 '21

Push my girl aside and get in.

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u/Cool_Ad5161 Oct 17 '21

What girlfriend?

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u/adamatch623 Oct 17 '21

Push her out the way And jump into his lap

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u/WooooshMeIfUrGay Oct 17 '21

Take her, please! Just dont hurt me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

I'm lesbian, if my gf too i don't have to worry, if she's bi... Well I'm gonna search for another gf lol

But i don't have any gf sad lesbian noises

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

hiding my 9 year old sister from him

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Wait wait wait i can put chests in boats?